[Ballbag]

So did I, that's why I put a fish finger in his hood.... he was asking for it.

[The Magic Mullet]

Did he say "Can I have that fish finger please?"

[Ballbag]

Yes, and added "just pop it in my hood".

He didn't really literally ask for it, he fancied the same girl as me, so I stuck one of the captain's finest in his hood. Then he went and chuffin grassed me up to Sister Agatha, she was the worst one, and the very next lesson she pulled me up in front of the whole class, explained what I did and socked it too me, right on the knuckles. I still have a very faint mark on one finger.

I never played silly buggers with school lunches again though.

[The Magic Mullet]

While the physical marks may have faded i'm sure the mental and emotional ones remain?

The worst punishment at our school was a huge juggernaut of a woman who would make all the children bar the offender put their fingers in their ears and then scream at the top of her voice like a banshee with a megaphone. She went that high pitched on occasions that ears would bleed.

[Boboff]

Welcome Mr Mullet, your apparent Maturity is most welcome, and also your choice of body armer, although the Prince Andrew and Fergie Gravy Boat I use for man protection is better, as the Russet tones of Fergies hair merge inpercievably with my own somewhat rusty genital hair.

[The Magic Mullet]

Welcome Mr Mullet, your apparent Maturity is most welcome, and also your choice of body armer, although the Prince Andrew and Fergie Gravy Boat I use for man protection is better, as the Russet tones of Fergies hair merge inpercievably with my own somewhat rusty genital hair.

Thanks, I got my maturity last Christmas off the missus. She is quite insistant that I wear it everyday.

[Boboff]

I got Joop'd again !

Bloody time share !

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Yes they are, a quick slap on the back of the thighs, and ordered to write out "the quick sly fox jumps over the lazy brown dog" ten times.

hmm isn't it "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"?

[Ballbag]

Foxes are orange.... ish. You may be right, in fact it makes more sense than mine.

Correction approved. And a big tick for Gaspode.