[Lucie]

This forum is so full of cr*p I thought I'd add some intellectual worth:

What do cows eat for breakfast?

Mooooseli.



Feel free to add your own and stuff

[kendra k]

when is meat so high?

when the cow jumps over the moon.





why did the cow cross the road?

it was the chicken's day off.


what do you call a cow in space?

a cowsmonaut!

[Rychu]

Not sure if this isn't too ofencive but there you go:

What's the difference between white cow and black cow?

White cow says mooooooo

Black cow says mooooooo man mooooo!!!

[Ballbag]

(Vaguely cow related)

I guy walks into the butchers and says to the butcher "I bet you £10 that you can't reach those two cuts of meat on that top shelf". The butcher looks at the meat and says."No, I'll not take that bet........... the steaks are too high".

budum schhhhh !!!!

[Quincy]

"doctor! doctor! i feel like a cow!!"

"stop eating so much grass then!!!!!!!!111111111one"

i made that one up myself

[Lucie]

What do cows like to do in their spare time?

Answer 1: Listen to Moosic

Answer 2: Watch Moovies

[Quincy]

moosaics

mooving large objects

mooting the tv

moowing the lawn

watching things in slow mootion

riding moopeds

[Ballbag]

They do udder stuff too Quincy. (get it........udder........... other........ cow......... udder).

[hannahisgreat]

Why are cows are always high?

Because they eat too much grass.

I made that one up on the spot which is why it's not funny. Yes thank you, thank you.

[Lucie]

I think it's quite funny.

What does the mummy cow give the baby cow when he's ill?

Cowpol

[Yudster]

Now that IS funny.

[hannahisgreat]

Haha. Amsuing. Cowpol. I've totally drank calpol before. I loooove it. Which is why I am probably like I am. You?

[Yudster]

I tend to feed it to my babby rather than drink it myself, but each to his own!

[bigcheez]

moo

[hannahisgreat]

Haaaaaaaaaha. That's the best one.

[MarkChambz]

Moooooo-ving swiftly on...

...I'll grab me coat.

[Lucie]

oh yeah I used to pretend to be ill so my mum would give me calpol, I think I became immune to it probably!

Wasn't it horrible when you turned 7 and you had to different stuff though? Worst day of my life that

[bigcheez]

Its horriblechanging when 7
the ones before 7 are realy sweet
then when ure 7 it starts to taste like cat p*s

[SAV1OUR]

oh yeah I used to pretend to be ill so my mum would give me calpol, I think I became immooe to it probably!

Wasn't it horrible when you turned 7 and you had to different stuff though? Worst day of my life that

Thats the thing about them bloody cows, they've far too much time on their err feet, all they do is make small moo and gossip, least they never mooan though.

[seanyc123]

What do you call a man that sleeps with underaged cows? A cow moolester! HAHAHA!