[blugun]

A show filmed entirely on a cruise ship on a round the world non stop cruise.

The idea..........A host of irritating g-list celeb types are press ganged aboard ship, made to perform daily horrendous maritime tasks (Walking the plank, being tied to masts and whipped etc). At the end of every day a viewer vote is taken and the "winning" celeb is then beaten repeatedly, obviously with no chance of escape.

The only problem I can see is whittling the list of odious celebs down to a few dozen or so. My candidates would include..............

"Fat Pat" from Eastenders
Michael Barrymore
Jeremy Beadle
The kid from the Frosties advert
Michael Barrymore
Matthew Kelly
Sam Allardyce
Michael Barrymore
Geri Halliwell

That would be a start. Who would you include?

[Chris]

Have you thought about including Michael Barrymore?

[DemonHorse]

or even Michael Barrymore perhaps...

[Quincy]

is there going to be a swimming pool on board and a large stash of cocaine?

[Piston bloke]

you aint allowed to throw your fags in the pool

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

oh dear lord.

[blugun]

Now you come to mention it I do hate Michael barrymore


"Alright round the back" errrrrrr

[bigcheez]

REALITY TV IS CRAP

[bigcheez]

MOST OF IT SOME IS ALLRIGHT I SUPPOSE

[funkyseaweed]

I think that sounds like a great idea. As long as they didn't put it on any channel that would otherwise show things I'd want to watch. So put it on ITV.

Oh and stick Paris Hilton in it.

[Yudster]

And Lily Allen.

[blugun]

AND BARRYMORE

[blugun]

AND BARRYMORE

[DemonHorse]

maybe we should put Barrymore in too?