[Piston bloke]

Wickes loft panels, label says they are ideal for lofts!
packet of peanuts, label says warning, may contain nuts!
sleeping tablets, warning may make you drowsy!


does anyone know of any more?

[Sidders]

Smokey Bacon flavour crisps say 'Suitable for vegetarians' on the back.

[kendra k]

that could be true! i know baco-bits are vegan.

[Chris4]

Smokey Bacon flavour crisps say 'Suitable for vegetarians' on the back.

lol

[Eddie]

I've got a whole book on stupid instructions and labels but I can't find it so can't remember many.

One funny one that did stand out was a sign on a blank wall in an airport in Japan that simply said..."you are here"....No map or anything!

[Yudster]

There's a hairdresser's just up the road from my office which has "Open To The Public" as part of its sign.

Nice picture Eddie.

[hannahisgreat]

A shoebox syas 'Contains 2'.

[Walter Sobchak]

Smokey Bacon flavour crisps say 'Suitable for vegetarians' on the back.

My daughter is a vegetarian, and that is true, what makes it weirder is that she can eat smokey bacon crisps,(contain no meat) but not cheese and onion(contains meat extract)!?!

[SAV1OUR]

Remember Chris talking about Lucozade? I remember pointing the same thing about the label ages ago, "do not drink if you have the sh1ts" or something like that, brilliant.

Also was at a supermarkets website earlier and it had a christmas section on there, whats the first things that pop into your head when buying christmas stuff? Gifts? Decorations? Party food? Well yeah they did have these things, but ALSO on the list was 'Christmas Petcare', and....... 'Christmas Clean-up' Brilliant.

[Jimmy_Lemon]

but not cheese and onion(contains meat extract)!?!

I think Walkers (if not all) are now vege too. It was stupid though.

[kendra k]

really? do they have whey though? nothing's more annoying than whey.

[bigcheez]

CO-OP meet
Not suitable for vegetarians

[Ballbag]

I bought a purse/pouch in Australia made out of a kangaroo's scrotum (my namesake), it said on it "may contain nuts".

[Lucie]

I know of a 'Pedo Primary School'

[Walter Sobchak]

really? do they have whey though? nothing's more annoying than whey.

how much does whey weigh?

and is it still transported by trains, to a Rail-Whey station?

I'll get me coat!

[Sidders]

that could be true! i know baco-bits are vegan.

It might be true, but that's not the point.

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

i have the fudge brownie milkshake in a bottle and it says 'does not contain real brownies' what?
did you all hear about that stupid dragon sausages thing and now they have to have ' does not contain dragon meat' on the label haha

[Quincy]

crab sticks dont actually contain crab, and since 1988 have had to actually be called crab flavoured sticks