[Boboff]

Shall we have a rubbish thread for stuff that will annoy Adam and Longview ?

I have been thinking of threads which we could have which would be way worse than what is currently listed, can anyone think of anything more inane than

If you were a bacteria for a day what would you be and why ?

If you were a hampster- wheel or no wheel ?

Should staplers always be black ?

What would you do with a printed email whose subject was RE:cycle ?

If Sadam Husien had been born a girl, what would be his favorite perfume ?

Is George bush good in bed ?

Which star do you wish on ?

What are the origins of various anti social hand gestures ?

Has Hannah got a hat or an Airer ?

[Boboff]

Hi

[Boboff]

hows your belly off for spots ?

[DemonHorse]

matt damon

[MK Chris]

No, wrong thread - I think you want the 'If you had to bat for the other team ????' thread.

[Boboff]

Flintoff wouldn't be allowed to Bat for Australia, he isn't good enough !

I just thought, a bit like the footbal and neigbours thread if a thread was called crap, then Adam and longview wouldn't even have to read about it, and distainfully comment of how rubbish it is. then the main threads would be reserved for the serious and meaningfull debate the more mature members prefer, or they could just keep going on about Computer Games, URL's, Dungeons and Dragons and site rules,

Keep the children out of the way.

Yes and Fowler has a point all those Hi I am new threads could just be added as a post in here !

[hannahisgreat]

Why is my thread not included?

[Boboff]

Because everything you say and do is quite simply great ! And I bet your a top dancer, and really inteligent, and funny, and kind to animals, and give up Sundays to sell the watch tower.

[hannahisgreat]

No I give up my Sundays to wera big pants and go to chuch. I'm wiccan you know.

[Boboff]

Are you Italian ? you wera big pants, and what does wiccan translate into English as ?

Australia ?

[hannahisgreat]

Wiccan is a religion dumbass... it's wiccan speak for 'haha, we get loads of money from this religion crap'... and your never meant to wear small pants to church! Ew! what do you wear?!

[Boboff]

Chaps, and craps, whats a religion dumbass ? Do you follow a mute donkey in the service ?

[hannahisgreat]

Put mute and donkey together and you got Mutkey. Or maybe donte? nah thats shite.

[Boboff]

* * * * * * * * * * and * for your * mother * *

* * some * * Moisturiser * * from * * kin Clinque ?

Potty mouth

[Lucie]

What are the origins of various anti social hand gestures?

This is actually quite interesting. cos back in the day, before there were guns or anything, the main weaponry would be a bow and arrow. The British were very good at this, much better than everyone else. But anyway, when an enemy was captured or whatever, they would have the piece of skin between their index and middle finger cut, and this meant they couldn't do archery anymore. so if an englishman had a bit of a tiff with someone french, they would stick their two fingers up at them, demonstrating that their fingers were still intact and they therefore had the ability to shoot at them!

and that is why we stick two fingers up at people who annoy us!

(like you)

[Ballbag]

On a similarly based "weapon related fact" we shake hands with each other because in the olden days it showed that a gentleman was unarmed.

[Boboff]

Your very imformative, but also hurtful.

If you clench your fist and then extend just the middle finger, you get a hand gesture which sums up how I now feel.

What's your favorite type of jam love!

[Lucie]

On a similarly based "weapon related fact" we shake hands with each other because in the olden days it showed that a gentleman was unarmed.

haha wow! it's fascinating how things like that can last for so long

[Lucie]

Your very imformative, but also hurtful.

If you clench your fist and then extend just the middle finger, you get a hand gesture which sums up how I now feel.

What's your favorite type of jam love!

blackcurrant darling!

[Boboff]

And the tradition of rubbing noses in Polar regions, was because there hands were often used to masturbate under their big coats, and rather than let a chance encounter spoil the moment, especially when on the vineger stroke, they would rub noses instead.

Military people salute in recognition of the 4th Admiral of the fleet, who in 1567 developed an intriguing tick, which meant he kept rasing his hand up to his head with his palm facing forward, rather than ignore this his men decided that whenever they saw him they would mimick this tick, and he would not be able to control doing it back, this soon spread througout the service, and still is done today

[Ballbag]

In a similar vein, natives of tibet in the middle ages use to be quite fond of butt plugs, in the form of specially rounded pieces of wood, but these supreme works of craftmanship were few and far between, it took great skill to make one with no splinters apparant. So they were often shared. Now these mountain dwelling folk obviouse lived on hill sides, and quite often were on banks of valleys, or steeps of adjacent mountainsides, where they could see each other, but not talk. When it came to sharing said butt plugs the first chore was to determine who actually had them, as I think you'll agree it is not always apparant. And so they developed a hand gesture to demonstrate that they were indeed in possession of the plug and indeed, a -ok. Thus was born the thumbs up signal.

[Boboff]

When a man masturbates he forms a column with his palm and grabs his penis, he then moves it up and down until a point in time when he stops, the hand signal of a palm seemingly griping a pole or such like object moved slowly or quickly up and down to indicate someone, is quite literally, prone to bouts of masturbation, or coloquilly a "wanker"

[Yudster]

Victoria Plum.

[Boboff]

As a Jam, or favorite 1980's themed Bedroom accessory pack ?

I had Racing Car Duvet and wallpaper and curtains, the little Yaughts, then porn

[Yudster]

Jam. In the 1980's my bedroom was very Habitat. Now its just a mess.