[hannahisgreat]

Yeh well, I am brilliant aren't I? The name kind of says so... anyway, I felt like ranting slightly, and I thought I'd give you some. They haven't exactly lost me, I review today. And then I'm able to take the piss out of Scott officially.

[Ballbag]

My personal secretary.

[hannahisgreat]

ok so now Im being a stupid cow. I've totally missed the secretary joke. explain? no actrually don't, just call me a stupid cow.

[Longview01]

ok so now Im being a stupid cow. I've totally missed the secretary joke. explain? no actrually don't, just call me a stupid cow.

heres 2 things you cant seem to grasp

1 - The whole point of irony and humour.
2 - The fact you have to read a thread to get the joke at the end of it.

[Boboff]

Go hannah, Go hannah, Go Hannah,

Come on both Barrells, and don't go showin any respect for old members.

Longview is of cource correct in his assertions, but please take offence !

[hannahisgreat]

Are you another one trying to provoke me? Becuase I really will respond. CAN I NOT JUST FLIPPING POST WITHOUT TWATTY JUDGEMENT FROM TWATTY PEOPLE? OR WAIT CAN YOU NOT JUST GRASP THAT?

[Longview01]

Are you another one trying to provoke me? Becuase I really will respond. CAN I NOT JUST FLIPPING POST WITHOUT TWATTY JUDGEMENT FROM TWATTY PEOPLE?

excellent

[hannahisgreat]

no Im not an animal in a cage you know. maybe sometimes but thats only for special people.

[Longview01]

no Im not an animal in a cage you know. maybe sometimes but thats only for special people.

fantastic

[hannahisgreat]

ok, then, prod me all you want...

[hannahisgreat]

are we breaking rules?

[Boboff]

No

you like the word twat don't you.

Chris, Console and CM will normally send you a private message with a first written warning if your being out of hand, although console does sometime just quote things first.

All fairly relaxed, unlike you and your ranting!!!

Oh, and the answer to your question about whether you can post without getting twatty comments from twatty people is 100% no, you can't, never going to happen. Sorry thats the way the cookie crumbles. But it is all done in the best possible taste.

Also you need to know they don't like big Avatars, text speak, poor spelling or personal conversations, swearing just for the sake of porn, but they are very gracious after you make a tit out of yourself writing absolute crap at 10.30 at night when your completely bollocksed, which I think is very nice.

[Boboff]

or porn, not of porn, "wanking shag college fest " what ever next !

[B1ue]

Oh boy... I like Hannahisgreat... what a breath of fresh air!!! She can certainly sweep the cobwebs away with her posts...fabulous! She's made this place come alive!!

[hannahisgreat]

Yeh... I wasnt exactly planning to broadcast my porn on here anyway, that's all on youtube... Anyway, I don't really swear, I use non offensive language like "twat" and make all the bits in between the offensive stuff, like "kick your head in" and so on. And I'm always correcting people on their grammar and spelling. It's all fine.

I'm actually quite a boffin.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Quincy]

hannah is actually great

[hannahisgreat]

Its great you say that, becuase I am so great I now have a star. And my own thread. And a post about yellow anoraks. Meh.

[hannahisgreat]

Tell me about it, I have to live with myself.

[B1ue]

Have you met everyone yet Hannahisgreat? Like the older members..Yud...Lucie and alike?!

[hannahisgreat]

Nop, not at all! I have no idea who everybody is! WOO!

[big-cheez]

yes we all know that fowler.
Bag for balls is much worse.

[B1ue]

You're a bit hit n' miss yerself!

[big-cheez]

Yeah Well

[katming]

hey, if u dunt like his show then dont listen. Stop wasting my money making me read ur absurdly long post i dont care. Plus, if u dont like him y r u a member of his forums? stut up third_wave, ur views rnt shared wiv me

[callum]

Hannah is a legend!