[Yudster]

Fowler, your dancing banana made me laugh out loud, a sound which hasn't been heard coming from my office for a very long time!

[Ballbag]

Flower's dancing banana !!!!! My word.

Oh hang on, I see, it's with reference to the little animation he's posted....... phew, I thought you two had started exchanging files for a minute there.

[B1ue]

LOL...quick...someone start a smiley thread before we get told off for being off topic! Go on Fowler...start one off and show us a funny one!

[MK Chris]

You make me smile alot

Odd, how you decide to like her when you realise she's female...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

She must be at least 90 by some of her stories though.

All this being nice guff makes me want to fart.

[fox 73]

On the subject of number 1 singles. Westlife are now only 4 number 1's away from toppling the Beatles as the most successful British act ever (based on UK number 1's). An absolute travesty I think you'll agree. Only one more and they've toppled the bachelor boy himself, Sir Cliff.

Altogether now... BOOOOOOO !!!!

since when have Westlife been British idiot?

[Ballbag]

On the subject of number 1 singles. Westlife are now only 4 number 1's away from toppling the Beatles as the most successful British act ever (based on UK number 1's). An absolute travesty I think you'll agree. Only one more and they've toppled the bachelor boy himself, Sir Cliff.

Altogether now... BOOOOOOO !!!!

since when have Westlife been British idiot?

They never have been British you idiot. I think what you've done there is unearthed what I like to call, a badly phrased sentence on my part. What I implied was that they will be the most successful artist in terms of the British charts, I think that's quite clear by the bracketed phrase afterwards. Oh how I have egg on my face, thanks so much for helping it get there.

You are a cunning fox.

[Boboff]

Are you Irish then ?

It's funny when there english there english when there successfull there British, even when there Irish, which is odd.

I like Westlife, there performance on Ex-factor was fantsatic, sounds stupid but they were a mile away from any act in terms of skill and singing ability, now I have always preffered Boyzone, which were "British" as well I believe !!

[B1ue]

She must be at least 90 by some of her stories though.

All this being nice guff makes me want to fart.

Oh my ...you certainly live up to your name GASpode! Smelly hot air



...90! Jeepers! ...I reckon I look absolutely gorgeous for a 90 year old, then...!

*Blue gingerly reaches for her zimmer to check herself out in the mirror*

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I wasn't talking about you.

[Boboff]

You were talking aboout Great Grandma Yudster, wern't you ?

[B1ue]

I wasn't talking about you.

Oh...right...now had you used the 'quote' thingy it would have been more obvious...as it is, it looked like you were refering to me...now there's a shock

[MK Chris]

You make me smile alot

Odd, how you decide to like her when you realise she's female...

I have always liked her.

I know it's just a forum but some people come on here to calm down and not get wound up by half wits like you and the new prat on the block b1ue.*Fowler grits his teath trying to calm down*

[Ballbag]

Touche Topher..... touche.

(although I still catagorically state that I'm not a half wit).

[Yudster]

She must be at least 90 by some of her stories though.

All this being nice guff makes me want to fart.

I'm not the oldest by a long way. Thought I might be, but it turns out not.

Sorry to bore you Gaspode, I'll try to address it. And fart away, better out than in.

[MK Chris]

Yeah that was when i was jarred of with everybody who posted in the same thread as me. So that doesnt really count.

If no one posted in the same threads as you, you'd have no discussions at all.

She was just someone i could let my anger out on, it wasn't because i didn't like her.

You do seem to be quite angry most of the time.

[Ballbag]

Now now topher, don't start him off please.

[Ballbag]

No one thinks your horrible Flower.

[Ballbag]

Au contraire ma petite fleur. I just think you get a little bit of unecessary "rage" from time to time.

[Console]

Fowler, that's a bit petty. You do seem to get annoyed rather easily.

[Ballbag]

Consul, you always have to go too far.

(Folwer, some advise, don't upset an SC)

[twinklestar]

Fowler, what has you so annoyed? I tried following the threads, but....
think of a happy place - it might help??

[Boboff]

Stop swinning whinning will you !
Thats what my Gran used to tell me when I looked like I had the troubl eof the world on my shoulders.

Never helped though, it only got better when I discovered girls and cider ( as well as other narural "highs" but I stopped them when I lost me rent money one night I was gutted)

[SAV1OUR]

That post on the enough is enough thread seemed a little daunting, Fowler, are you sure you're alright?

[MK Chris]

Don't you start aswell. I don't aim to get annoyed, i just get annoyed. It is who i am so i can't change it. Just live with it. I do.

You remind me of DownCount.