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By Boboff
#254046
What about your signature pictures ? they are all over that size in pixell things
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By Dickie
#254047
Site Rules wrote:Signature size: Maximum of 468 x 100 pixels, and 60kbytes.


Image
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By Boboff
#254051
Thank you for that clear explanation.

Why can't you have an Avatar thingy, and no signature hypothetically, which would use the same amount of memory or what ever it's called, ie bigger avatar and no picture signatures ?

Just a question as I would like to know how these things work
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By MK Chris
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I believe the main reasons for restrictions on image dimensions are to do with stretching people's browser screens. That explains why it can be longer in a signature, because that appears under the post, whereas your avatar is to the left of your post and if it's unnecessarily large then the leftmost part of your post can be in the middle of the bloody screen. Which is annoying.
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By Boboff
#254057
Makes sence, turning off your favorite has much the same effect !
thank you
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By Sidders
#254059
I have inside information that Leicester are going to reject Mandaric's offer. The greedy shareholders are after more money apparently. Fools.
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By Quincy
#254092
leicester mercury?

i dont really want him to go to leicester, but i dont think he will be able to do the same with them as he has with us. if anything it sgould be easier there, but to have the chairman like him and be able to attract a manager who is able to get the right players in to lift them out of the division into the prem and keep them there i think he will struggle to ever do that again in his lifetime.
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By Mafro
#254144
Does Aaron Lennon have to run like such a bloody idiot?
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By Mafro
#254150
You haven't noticed?!!
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By Mafro
#254153
Not a clue, he runs like a girl/lord and flaps his arms about like a fool.
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By Mafro
#254160
You give me the runs.
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By Yudster
#254162
He does have flappy arms. There's another player that runs a bit like that too, but I can't think who it is - David Beckham is a bit flappy in the arm department when running, but I don't think its him I'm thinking of. But Aaron Lennon does remind me of someone. And he might one day be as good as Ryan Giggs, if he is a very lucky boy..........
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By Yudster
#254166
Sorry!!!!!!!!
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By Mafro
#254167
Yudster wrote:He does have flappy arms. There's another player that runs a bit like that too, but I can't think who it is


Arjen Robben.
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By Yudster
#254168
That wasn't it, although I won't argue about his arms. Somebody who's been around a bit longer........oh, I give up. Aaron Lennon is the flappy arm king of football.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#254197
He runs with his arse pushed back and his arms all funny. It is weird. He is the quickest player I have ever seen live though. You need a 5 yard start on him to have a chance*



*50 yards for me**




** To run 55 yards.
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By Quincy
#254200
just lay on the goal line
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#254201
Meh you aren't getting any presents this year young laddie.
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By Sidders
#254219
Fowler wrote:Sidders, how did you get your "inside information", was it from a insider at the club or a close companion of mandaric?

An insider at the club. Although having said that, according to today's Mercury, there's still room for negotiation.
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By Longview01
#254232
South end 1-0 Man u

Best night ever!!!!
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By Yudster
#254241
Ihave no love for SOuthend (being a Colchester fan), and have a very soft spot for ManU (being married to a big Manc) - but brilliant, well done Southend, totally deserved win.
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By Scottie
#254247
Just read on another forum that apparently John Terry made racist remarks to Ledley King on Sunday hence the sending off and the fact that all the Spurs black players were so incensed.

If that’s true, what a great choice he was for England captain!
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By Longview01
#254250
Hope it is true, then gerrard might be given the job of captin like he should of been in the first place.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#254280
Yes because if all those rumours about Gerrard are true what he really needs right now is more focus on him.
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By Mafro
#254299
I hope Southend are thoroughly destroyed by whoever they get next in the cup.
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