[Yudster]

In and of itself, "it" doesn't make me anything. The things that make me what I am have nothing to do with Annie Mack, believe me. I stand by my opinion - and I add that I am very little surprised by the fact that you would seem to like her. Dull, dull dull. And you can read into that what ever you like.

How am I doing, Boboff?!

[Boboff]

You are doing real well......

It's surprising really because Adam has obvioulsy had a good week, evident by his absence, and is all fired up to come at us with both barrells, unfortunately his barrells are full of slurry, and it's no fun picking on nerds, we know we can win, so it's best to take a resigned position of distain, unless he's posted something I haven't seen yet in the whole defining moment thread and in that case I reserve judgement.

Any wayy Yudster, you so cool girl you don't nead my opinion on this, but if sack of sperm makers is off on Holiday then I can say that that post was just well First Class. !

[bumheed7]

voted mills, but didnt notice other, cos id rather have jk a joel.

[Danz]

Russell Brand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!He'd be perfect.

[Yudster]

Grrrr, Scott Mills this morning - already with the stupid phone gags! I really think it is wrong to phone someone and then use them, without their knowledge or approbation, to get a cheap laugh from a bunch of morons (because only the morons WOULD laugh). Like the American phone book game - so, these people have funny names, is that a reason to subject them, unasked, to public ridicule? Its just wrong. Please don't any of you force me to lower my opinion of you by telling me you thought it was funny......?

[Mafro]

Surely after the call they phone back for the persons permisson to use the clip.

[Quincy]

im sure they would have to get their permission to play it.

[DemonHorse]

Scott Mills is the best thing at Radio 1 since Simon Mayo.

DLT DLT DLT DLT DLT!

[Dr. Nick]

Scott Mills.. Definitely. I've never been up early enough to hear JK + Joel.. BforB, I dunno what your beef with Scott is... His show's a good laugh.. It's nowhere near as unscripted as Moyles' show, I'll grant you. Maybe your sense of humour isn't as juvenile as ours ;-p

[Yudster]

Or maybe he has one.....sorry Dr Nick, I have always enjoyed Scott covering in the mornings before, but this time its truly awful. If he would just get rid of the profoundly opposite-of-funny prank phone calls, it would be more bearable......my car is rapidly filling up with CDs this week!

[Adam]

Scott Mills is the best thing at Radio 1 since Simon Mayo.

Since Mayo left or joined?

I appreciate that Mills is a brilliant presenter, and doing a very good job - but he just doesn't have that arrogant, screw you attitude that Moyles does. I can listen to Scott happily now, but it's not a show that I want to listen to everyday. In a way it's just too slick..

Which is partly why I prefer Chris.

Speaking of Simon Mayo, I saw him in a Starbucks looking a bit tired.

[fish heads]

Send that into heat Adam

[David]

The majority of Heats readers wouldn't know who Simon Mayo is.

I know someone who reads Heat. She was needing a name for her new cat and when I was drunk I suggested 'Simon Mayo', went right over her head.

[Yudster]

You hadn't been talking to him, had you Adam....?

[riksweeney]

Someone vote for the Whiley!

[riksweeney]

Why don't you vote for Whiley.

I don't know

[Adam]

You hadn't been talking to him, had you Adam....?

Nope - just he looked very tired, with bags under the eyes. It looked as if he had not slept for several days.

It was near BBC Broadcasting House, so I imagine near his studio.

[ComedyDan]

Who voted for Reggie and Fern? Oh dear.

"Its urrrr radio 1 and urrrr up next is urrrrr the kooks"

Yeh, shes a great DJ.

[Yudster]

You hadn't been talking to him, had you Adam....?

Nope - just he looked very tired, with bags under the eyes. It looked as if he had not slept for several days.

Are you completely sure you hadn't just stopped for a chat, and then realised that several days had passed?

[Adam]

You hadn't been talking to him, had you Adam....?

Nope - just he looked very tired, with bags under the eyes. It looked as if he had not slept for several days.

Are you completely sure you hadn't just stopped for a chat, and then realised that several days had passed?

Just accept the fact that I didnt want to talk to Simon Mayo and move along.

[Yudster]

So the reason you didn't talk to Simon Mayo was because you didn't want to? Nothing else? He was gagging for a chat, but no, you didn't want to, so you blanked him like a cheap hooker. Don't blame you Adam, you should only talk to the expensive ones.

[Adam]

So the reason you didn't talk to Simon Mayo was because you didn't want to? Nothing else? He was gagging for a chat, but no, you didn't want to, so you blanked him like a cheap hooker. Don't blame you Adam, you should only talk to the expensive ones.

No, I had Woman's Hour to worry about ... I mean, Im sure it would of been great catching up with Simon, but he look both tired and in deep meaningful thought.

[Boboff]

So the reason you didn't talk to Simon Mayo was because you didn't want to? Nothing else? He was gagging for a chat, but no, you didn't want to, so you blanked him like a cheap hooker. Don't blame you Adam, you should only talk to the expensive ones.

Blanked him like a cheap hooker ????

That just doesn't make sence, does it mean Mayo was the cheap hooker, or Adam ? why would you blank a cheap hooker ? and if you were a cheap hooker why would you blank people, surely you would do the opposite ?

Now messing with Adams head is fine but you need to work on your similies.

You blanked him like " A freshly tide washed beach" you blanked him like the blanks in Scrabble, your blanked him like customer services attendant at M&S on the first shopping day after Christmas, like the girl on the local cigarette counter at Tesco, like a black man in the middle of Sloane Square, like a gay in a boxing club, like a leper in a hospital, like Posh spice at a weight watcher meeting etc, but like a cheap hooker ?????

[Yudster]

Maybe the cheap hookers in Plymouth manage to get business......!

[Boboff]

Only on a Thursday, wife's out with her mother !

not the cheap tarts mother, her mother you understand, and anyway, we have two under 12 so we don't leave them, it was a joke, ................. Now go and get on with the Ironing Yudster, you know it's started to build up, and the toilets need bleaching especially in the guests insuite POOOOOOOOOOOOO !

You doing well girl Keep it up !