[Boboff]

not even any ladies with nice bossoms ?

I find the Internet very ameanable for such activities, rather like going to St Tropez, or Brighton.

Also the Jig saws on Cbeebies would become very hard with text only, some of the pictures, especially the ones of Postman Pat have hardly any corners or side bits either.

How can someone who can animate a moyles as an Avatar not view pictures on the net ?

Rhetorical by the way, hope your problems clear up soon

[gbm]

I think its a shame people find it compelling to take pictures of people who have got flat tyres, celeb or none celeb as I'm sure there are some people who take pictures of none celebs with flat tyres just for the fun of it. Btw I did look and found that personally I dont like the colour of his car, I personally prefer black and silver cars. and especially not red cars, they just fade

[MK Chris]

I'm sure there are some people who take pictures of none celebs with flat tyres just for the fun of it.

Are you having a laugh, who does that? I've never seen anyone do that, but even if they did there's far worse can happen to you than having a flat tyre.

Btw I did look and found that personally I dont like the colour of his car, I personally prefer black and silver cars. and especially not red cars, they just fade

Black and red (and yellow) cars are a nightmare... Police like to play pool with them (see a red car, pull it over - gets their quota up.)

[Yudster]

Boboff, can you bring the Irony Bin over here, I think we need it......

[Chris]

black cars are a pain to keep clean, well mine is. typing on a psp is more of a pain though.

[Ballbag]

Appologies if you're out ther Chris, for my naivety in thinking that your recent spate of news paper appearances is in any way related to your book release.

No offence intended.

[Boboff]

You must be proud, Good mention !

Chris doesn't like you !

[Yudster]

Balls for Brains, Balls for Brains! He was nice about me, ner nerny ner ner!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ballbag]

I was indeed named and shamed....... my fault really for thinking that there is such as thing as a "publicity stunt", and that Chris would sink that low.

I do feel bad.

[Yudster]

*nudges Irony Bin closer to Balls for Brains.......sorry, Bag for Balls...........*

[Boboff]

I heard the mention around 7.55, did it crop up again ?

[Ballbag]

I heard the mention around 7.55, did it crop up again ?

Nope, I don't think so.

I'm going to be a good boy now, and not speak my mind again, nor state the bleeding obvious, if I should ever come across it, which I as of yet haven't.

[Boboff]

Have you come over from the Dark Side then ?

[Ballbag]

Have you come over from the Dark Side then ?

Not sure what hidden meanings that question has, so I wont answer it.

[Boboff]

So by your answer not answering it you have answered it, excellent news.

Did you see that after Chris left the show today he went to the Toilet and had a hair cut, now if that isn't just promotion promotion promotion I don't know what is !

[medinner]

Well he is suddenly frequently appearing in the papers in a "non radio 1 related" way. I trust there will be more "mishaps" in the next week or so.

"jogging in the park"........ "dash to hospital"......... "flat tyre"........... it's surprisingly regular now that he's got a book to promote.

"trousers catch on fire"...."eats a cake"....."announces his engagement"...."sells Comedy Dave on ebay"...."joins the Darkness as their new singer" where will it end???

I thought he had a spare tyre on him at all times anyway?

EDIT: god his car is as crap as Dave says! afwul colour.

[Ballbag]

Have you just copied exactly what what was said on the show this morning and typed it down?

Anyways in summation to this whole publicity stunt theory, them's just my thoughts on the matter, they in no way represent the thoughts of the BBC.

[medinner]

No, I can't listen in the mornings anymore so I generally stream it early evening when I get home from work and am cooking etc (hey, thank goodness for wifi audio streaming round the house!)

So what but did I hit on correctly? I'd speculate that he might have said something about him joining the Darkness seeing as it's in the papers today and pretty topical. Or did his trousers catch on fire ala Keith Chegwin?

[unroolie_julie]

nice Audi TT.......why didn't he just call Triple A?