[Boboff]

In order to assess whether Incontinent Carrie is Ironic, please discuss whether her pant moistening ay the Great North Run constitutes incontinence.

Yellow Socks all the way

[Geonosian]

Well said, YES SHE IS MOST DEFINITELY INCONTINENT!!!

Jesus did you hear her this morning shouting about it. My god she needed a dry slap and Chris nearly gave it i think. The thought of Carrie running along spraying everywhere like a tomcat is quite something. I think the term 'hitting a raw nerve' is relevant here. She wouldnt have gone that nuts if it was as she said. Chris had every right to give her a hard time about it. I think if everyone now refers to Carrie as Yellowsocks it would be the way forward.

I wouldnt want people running through my town p**sing all over the road, i think her behaviour was disgraceful.

ha ha classic

[Walter Sobchak]

Hahaha funniest poll ever!

[Boboff]

Hahaha funniest poll ever!

apparently not.

[stevotrash Esq.]

Bear in mind she was running a f*cking long marathon which doesn't feature an abundance of toliets, i'd imagine this this scene is not-unusual. As for my town, like many - people running around pissing all over the road is common place, especially on a Saturday night...unless you live in Ballamory of course.

[Boboff]

I belive it was Sunday morning and the Archy in the pink Caste was round Josie Jump 's and him & her were having scones and cream appreciating the wee free streets of that idillic Scottish Town.

Ms Hollie is not amused !

ITS A KIN JOKE - and people run all day every day without soiling themselves, whether or not they live in CBBeeeeees. And anyway its a Joke, you related to Adam, or have the same sexual hang up's ?

ps: a f*cking long marathon would technically be more than 26.2 miles, she ran 13.1 miles which is a f*cking short marathon by any measure or crush endused sence of protectionism

[stevotrash Esq.]

Yes, and some professional athletes whip down there pants and have a sh*te on the roadside whilst competing in the Olympics.

The Ballamory reference pointed to the regularoty of drunk people pissing on streets during a Saturday night in towns and cities.

Do I have the same sexual hang ups as Adam? Possibly, altough starting a topic about woman soiling themselves is also quite niche.

Quite clearly I have more of grip on ice cream snickers bars than marathon miles.

[Yudster]

If Archie and Josie Jump were only having scones and cream, and Ms Hoolie was upset, I'm wondering what the token black bloke and the token disabled person thought about it all. I'd like Balamory better if it wasn't so relentlessly SCOTTISH! I like Scotland, and I like Scottish people - but I like to hear English accents on childrens TV sometimes. Seeing as we live in England. Which we - meaning me and my two year old - do. I know not everyone does.

Distance athletes have always relieved themselves on the road as it were, they drink a lot of water so it tends to happen.......sometimes the intense physical exertion can have an unfortunate affect on the athletes bowels also - see Paula Radcliffe for many references - but this tends to be less usual and the individuals who find it happening during races very often will have digestive issues anyway. Which, bearing in mind they spend much of their lives pushing their bodies to ridiculous levels and eat supposed "specialist" diets - which is another word for "incredibly unbalanced and therefore ultimately harmful" - is not surprising. The rest of them are just filthy, filthy bastards. Now THAT'S niche.

[Boboff]

I like egg & bacon niche

[WatfordSam,]

i am in love with carrie !!!
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[Ballbag]

i am in love with carrie !!!
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Well done..... you must be really proud.

I love lamp. I love carpet.

[WatfordSam,]

i am in love with carrie !!!
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Well done..... you must be really proud.

I love lamp. I love carpet.

germ......

[Boboff]

ination. I s a process of a seed forming a plant.

[bumheed7]

not carries biggest fan but i see her point.

men can pish all over the streets against walls and stuff, but she cannae accidentally let a tiny wee bit trickle unintentionally.

rubbish. although its all in the name of comedy and the songs with yellow in them bit was funny!

[Yudster]

ination. I s a process of a seed forming a plant.

With a PIS-tol. According to Grease 2.

[Ballbag]

ination. I s a process of a seed forming a plant.

With a PIS-tol. According to Grease 2.

Reproduction...... reproduction.... baby give it to me now...... reproduction.......... reproduction............. is that all you think about..... Reproduction............ I don't even really know what a pis-tol is................ where did the pollen go.


Best musical film song ever.

[Yudster]

Agreed. Well, not really, but it was brilliant. "If I Was A Bell" is probably my favourite, from the film version of Guys and Dolls, performed by Jean Simmonds, ably assisted by the sublime Marlon Brando.

[stevotrash Esq.]

Whose better, Jean Simmonds or Gene Simmons? Answers on a postcard to Bellmarsh please...

[maximus]

ps: a f*cking long marathon would technically be more than 26.2 miles, she ran 13.1 miles which is a f*cking short marathon by any measure or crush endused sence of protectionism

Could you run 13.1 miles? If not then you can shut the f*ck up.

[Dandemonium]

Could you run 13.1 miles? If not then you can shut the f*ck up.

I myself very much doubt i could manage 13.1 meters let alone 13 miles.
Hence why i am trying ever so hard to steer clear of this one, although i will say in Carries defence (if she decides to read this) It takes a fair amount of time to cover 13 miles on foot and i myself struggle to not visit the little boys room every hour or so.

Im not incontinent... i just have a week bladder!

[Gaviano]

Whether or not Carrie is incontinent, at least she killed the conversation with Gordon Ramsey this morning by piping up with some feminist nonsense about caring about horse power. Well done, Carrie.

[Yudster]

ps: a f*cking long marathon would technically be more than 26.2 miles, she ran 13.1 miles which is a f*cking short marathon by any measure or crush endused sence of protectionism

Could you run 13.1 miles? If not then you can shut the f*ck up.

Yes. In 1hr 48 minutes (ok, that is my BEST time, not my average....), without wetting myself. But if I WANTED to wet myself whilst doing it, I damn well would! But I would be very careful not to tell Chris Moyles.

[Boboff]

ps: a f*cking long marathon would technically be more than 26.2 miles, she ran 13.1 miles which is a f*cking short marathon by any measure or crush endused sence of protectionism

Could you run 13.1 miles? If not then you can shut the f*ck up.

according your law then, if you can't run you must be silent, fair enough.

At least the kids would be silent or fit in your world.

In our world though, commenting on someones performance is not dependant on you actually being able to do it.

So, in the interests of fair play, go take your head for a poo!

[Ballbag]

according your law then, if you can't run you must be silent, fair enough.

At least the kids would be silent or fit in your world.

In our world though, commenting on someones performance is not dependant on you actually being able to do it.

So, in the interests of fair play, go take your head for a poo![/quote]Thouhg you are a nemesis....... grrrrrrrrrr........ i'm tending to side with you on this one Bobmeister.......... so go maximus.... hence forth into the toilet to excrete with ta tete.

[Dandemonium]

Easy now girls!! LoL!