[KRYSTINA]

Hello!

I doubt if its very likely, but we are opening our new indian restaurant in Tenerife in November date TBC, and we would love Chris and the team to come to the opening night as our guest of honour. I am such a massive fan of the show and i know Chris loves a good curry. Everyone is invited it will be a night to remember! So what do you think? Anyone up for it? Lets convince the team to come over!

PS love the 'sexy lady' remix!

[Ballbag]

Hello!

I doubt if its very likely, but we are opening our new indian restaurant in Tenerife in November date TBC, and we would love Chris and the team to come to the opening night as our guest of honour. I am such a massive fan of the show and i know Chris loves a good curry. Everyone is invited it will be a night to remember! So what do you think? Anyone up for it? Lets convince the team to come over!

PS love the 'sexy lady' remix!

I'm not a betting man, but I wouldn't go making any flyers just yet.

Also I wouldn't go around inviting "everyone".... I mean for a night like that, in such an easily accessible place, you're going to end up with a riot on your hands.

[Geonosian]

I agree with Fowler. Not gonna happen im afraid.

[Boboff]

I am having some cheese and wine and nibbles for me and Ted on News Years Eve, do you think Chris will come ??

[Yudster]

No, but can I?!

[Ballbag]

Hello!

I doubt if its very likely, but I'm about to go to the toilet for a number two, and I would love Chris and the team to come to the event as my guest of honour. I am such a massive fan of the show and i know Chris loves a number two. Everyone is invited it will be a night to remember! So what do you think? Anyone up for it? Lets convince the team to come over!

PS love the 'sexy lady' remix!

[whatsthestory]

Hello!

I doubt if its very likely, but we are opening our new indian restaurant in Tenerife in November date TBC, and we would love Chris and the team to come to the opening night as our guest of honour. I am such a massive fan of the show and i know Chris loves a good curry. Everyone is invited it will be a night to remember! So what do you think? Anyone up for it? Lets convince the team to come over!

PS love the 'sexy lady' remix!

Nice idea, can't see it happening though.

Ignore the normal idiotic responses you get on this site, you'll get use to it.

[Ballbag]

Hello!

I doubt if its very likely, but we are opening our new indian restaurant in Tenerife in November date TBC, and we would love Chris and the team to come to the opening night as our guest of honour. I am such a massive fan of the show and i know Chris loves a good curry. Everyone is invited it will be a night to remember! So what do you think? Anyone up for it? Lets convince the team to come over!

PS love the 'sexy lady' remix!

Nice idea, can't see it happening though.

Ignore the normal idiotic responses you get on this site, you'll get use to it.

Yeah, don't listen to them........ they're all just a bunch of pillocks.

[stevotrash Esq.]

Whilst getting Chris is unlikely, I'm the agent for Fred Dibnah Jnr who is willing to travel over to you for £100 + a curry + b&b.

In return you'll receive an amusing steam engine anecodoyte which includes the time his father lodged a falcon's crest piston up his shoreditch flute.

Would you like to confirm the booking?

[Longview01]

ive just thrown up and will be letting the general public view my very own vomet (complete with carrots!) at small price.

I was wondering if Chris and the team would like to come to the grand opening. Infact anyway can come along and view this master piece.

[Sidders]

I voted 'yes' just to be kind. He won't go though.

[Geonosian]

Steveotrash esq im interested in getting Fred Dibnah jr that sounds ace can you sort it for me mate?

[Boboff]

Hello!

I doubt if its very likely, but we are opening our new indian restaurant in Tenerife in November date TBC, and we would love Chris and the team to come to the opening night as our guest of honour. I am such a massive fan of the show and i know Chris loves a good curry. Everyone is invited it will be a night to remember! So what do you think? Anyone up for it? Lets convince the team to come over!

PS love the 'sexy lady' remix!

Nice idea, can't see it happening though.

Ignore the normal idiotic responses you get on this site, you'll get use to it.

Yeah, don't listen to them........ they're all just a bunch of pillocks.

yeah, I am a pillock

[stevotrash Esq.]

Steveotrash esq im interested in getting Fred Dibnah jr that sounds ace can you sort it for me mate?

That's no problem. Fred can offer a maximum of five steam anecdoytes and will be willing to do an additonal two electric train enecdoytes for an extra £30.

Fred Dibnah Jr does like to have a couple of showgirls with him. This would be additonal to the original fee.

[Geonosian]

Fair play. We'll sort that out i think he would go down well in Penzance, i wonder if he will sign my collection of horse brasses.

[Ballbag]

Another point that no one's really picked up on, is there much of a call for a curry house in Tenerife? I've never been personally, as I don't have any burberry clothing nor oodles of cheap Argos jewelery. But personally a curry would be the last thing on my mind after a day on the beach.

Just my opinion is all.

[Geonosian]

Same here BagofBalls but unfortunately there is an installed flaw in a lot of Brits who go abroad and insist on only eating in 'Stans pie shop' and British style pubs. They are not interested in the environment, culture or scenery of other countries and only go to get pissed up with other brits in british style pubs and cafes and then kick the s**t out of someone whilst wearing an England football shirt.

I wouldnt want a curry on holiday id go for the local cuisine but there will be hundreds of people who will so the place will prosper i am sure. Genuinely good luck to the place.

[Ballbag]

Same here BagofBalls but unfortunately there is an installed flaw in a lot of Brits who go abroad and insist on only eating in 'Stans pie shop' and British style pubs. They are not interested in the environment, culture or scenery of other countries and only go to get pissed up with other brits in british style pubs and cafes and then kick the s**t out of someone whilst wearing an England football shirt.

I wouldnt want a curry on holiday id go for the local cuisine but there will be hundreds of people who will so the place will prosper i am sure. Genuinely good luck to the place.

I think the local cuisine of Tenerife is now fish and chips and Fosters.

[Ballbag]

Same here BagofBalls

Oh... and the name's "bag for balls" by the way...... as in a bag with balls in.... .... or ball bag for want of a better phrase.

[Yudster]

Same here BagofBalls

Oh... and the name's "bag for balls" by the way...... as in a bag with balls in.... .... or ball bag for want of a better phrase.

It USED to be Bag of balls though, didn't it?

[Ballbag]

Same here BagofBalls

Oh... and the name's "bag for balls" by the way...... as in a bag with balls in.... .... or ball bag for want of a better phrase.

It USED to be Bag of balls though, didn't it?

It did.... I'm going through an identity crisis... but hopefully I've found the real me....... a ball bag.