[Chris]

Audience = Hotel workers
Words = 5 points off the bottom.

Decides to get three members of the audience to cook something on a trouser press. The food is judged by David Dickinson. Pancakes – 9.5/10, sandwich – 9/10, breakfast – 10/10

*Today Monday 18th November
- Mirror – The Kop pop – Owen’s girlfriend is pregnant
- Sun – Thinalot – Dog has shrunk to half its size in a year.
- Daily Sport – When blokes take a lookie, they think I’m in Brookie!
- Express – Office spank OK
- Times – Bread of heaven brings out the pilgrims

*Off The Top Of My Head
Prize = DVD player and Crocodile Hunter DVD
Picture = Jockey falling off horse head first.
- Line 1 – Caroline, Portsmouth – OUCH
- Line 2 – Charlie, Leeds
- Line 3 – Emma, Bristol

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David Dickinson – talked about his video Cheap as Chips. He also said that he isn’t going to change his haircut and he was asked to do Celebrity Big Brother but he turned it down.

*Can I Lick It?
The women who got 10/10 for her breakfast won £400