chrismoyles.net
- Wed Nov 06, 2002 10:19 am
#242305
Thanks to Tim (Chief_Erf)
Show started with an important announcement, because tonight's audience were made up of Fanatical Moyles Fans, cue video of a very ugly woman cooking, she said her name is Glen and she's really looking forward to meeting Chris.
Hiten, the work experience boy was spelling out letters with sparklers, he spelt out the Gujarat for Welcome. Chris was feeling: Uneasy because he is surrounded by Moyles obsessives
Chris meets one of the fans, Nicola, 21, it is her birthday so a man in a Chris Moyles mask presents her with a cake, she also gets a night on the town in a limo. She has a surprise she lifts her top, Moyles is in shock.
The Headlines:
Done very Quickly for some reason only going into detail on the third
1. Daily Star: 'Jammy Git'. Man made of jam.
2. Daily Star: 'Extra Time Gentlemen'. Extra time for gentlemen.
3. The Sun: 'Breast or leg, sir'. New restaurant allows people to eat their food off naked women, this no good for the ladies, so Chris sent Matt out covered in traditonal British food, to see how many people would take up his offer. Several did including a Don King look-alike.
Interviews with Piers Morgan (The Mirror) and Tony Levesey (Daily Sport) Piers paid £300,000 for the exclusive story of Paul Burrell; News of the world offered £2 million. Tony talked about the Sports most famous exclusives: Hitler was a woman, Al Queda trained monkeys to fly planes, Aliens turned my son into fish finger. Tony made some Exclusives up about Moyles: Moyles had twin sister (Picture of worlds fattest fashion model) and Moyles in bed with Ulrika and Pigmy.
Off the top off my head:
Had to make a noise of a firework
Line One: Andrew, Birmingham: Banger
Line two: Michelle, Aldershot: Rapid Roman Turbo Rocket
Line three: Simon, Southampton: Strange noises
Picture of Steve Caldwell from Newcastle UTD.
L1: Result, Steve, Ouch, witch
L2: Stallion, sexy, Broomstick WINNER
L3: yeehah, Ouch
End of part one with a slow motion version of Nicola's Flashing.
Hiten spells out another word, Chris guesses Moylesie. Wrong it was Hitens mums name
Interview with director of Trainspotting and Shallow Grave, Danny Boyle, about his new film 28 days later. People say that the film will appeal to boys so Chris sent out a boy and a girl to watch it.
Margaret and Oliver, they are about 70, both liked it.
Meet the audience:
Nicola is back on from earlier, she has written a poem for Chris.
There's a Radio One DJ
Who never runs out of things to say
He loves curry and Booze
And Leeds Utd, who lose
He will eat his pet bird on Christmas Day
Push the pint: Katrina, she has to eat a pork pie with cream on top if she gets the audience.
1st pint: Audience
2nd Pint: Audience
3rd Pint: Moyles
Show started with an important announcement, because tonight's audience were made up of Fanatical Moyles Fans, cue video of a very ugly woman cooking, she said her name is Glen and she's really looking forward to meeting Chris.
Hiten, the work experience boy was spelling out letters with sparklers, he spelt out the Gujarat for Welcome. Chris was feeling: Uneasy because he is surrounded by Moyles obsessives
Chris meets one of the fans, Nicola, 21, it is her birthday so a man in a Chris Moyles mask presents her with a cake, she also gets a night on the town in a limo. She has a surprise she lifts her top, Moyles is in shock.
The Headlines:
Done very Quickly for some reason only going into detail on the third
1. Daily Star: 'Jammy Git'. Man made of jam.
2. Daily Star: 'Extra Time Gentlemen'. Extra time for gentlemen.
3. The Sun: 'Breast or leg, sir'. New restaurant allows people to eat their food off naked women, this no good for the ladies, so Chris sent Matt out covered in traditonal British food, to see how many people would take up his offer. Several did including a Don King look-alike.
Interviews with Piers Morgan (The Mirror) and Tony Levesey (Daily Sport) Piers paid £300,000 for the exclusive story of Paul Burrell; News of the world offered £2 million. Tony talked about the Sports most famous exclusives: Hitler was a woman, Al Queda trained monkeys to fly planes, Aliens turned my son into fish finger. Tony made some Exclusives up about Moyles: Moyles had twin sister (Picture of worlds fattest fashion model) and Moyles in bed with Ulrika and Pigmy.
Off the top off my head:
Had to make a noise of a firework
Line One: Andrew, Birmingham: Banger
Line two: Michelle, Aldershot: Rapid Roman Turbo Rocket
Line three: Simon, Southampton: Strange noises
Picture of Steve Caldwell from Newcastle UTD.
L1: Result, Steve, Ouch, witch
L2: Stallion, sexy, Broomstick WINNER
L3: yeehah, Ouch
End of part one with a slow motion version of Nicola's Flashing.
Hiten spells out another word, Chris guesses Moylesie. Wrong it was Hitens mums name
Interview with director of Trainspotting and Shallow Grave, Danny Boyle, about his new film 28 days later. People say that the film will appeal to boys so Chris sent out a boy and a girl to watch it.
Margaret and Oliver, they are about 70, both liked it.
Meet the audience:
Nicola is back on from earlier, she has written a poem for Chris.
There's a Radio One DJ
Who never runs out of things to say
He loves curry and Booze
And Leeds Utd, who lose
He will eat his pet bird on Christmas Day
Push the pint: Katrina, she has to eat a pork pie with cream on top if she gets the audience.
1st pint: Audience
2nd Pint: Audience
3rd Pint: Moyles
