[Chris]

Audience= Surfers. This means he travels to the bar on a motorised surfboard.

Today hes feeling - Rooney'd

Moyles goes onto the streets to find out if people would inflict pain on other people for £5

*Today Monday 4th November
- Mirror - I'll Protect Them
- Sun - Becks Calls in an Army
- Daily Star - MI5 to Guard Posh n Becks
Decides to find out what is most important in peoples lives, either wife/girlfriend or other
A video of the 'ransom demand' is shown.

Chris meets Miss Net World, Lucy Layton. She obviously isn't good enough to be the proper Miss World. Her first duty is to give cars marks out of 10 outside with Quentin Wilson.

*Off the Top of My Head
Prize - Gatecrasher stuff.
Picture - Lennon Gallagher
Line 1 - Lisa, Notts - adorable, cute, sheepskin, angel, tiny
Line 2 - Gareth, Winslow - strange, confused, strange, cool, bird
Line 3 - Paul, Portsmouth - hogwarts, hippy, Liam, fluffy, GIRL

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Quentin Wilson came in to talk about Britains Worst Driver and cars (what a surprise, Quentin Wilson talked about cars!) He played a game where he had to match the celeb to the car. He didn't guess that Chris drives an Audi TT.

*Push the Pint
1st go - Audience + shot of seawater
2nd go - Audience + shot of seawater
3rd go - Audience + shot of seawater.