chrismoyles.net
- Tue Oct 15, 2002 6:42 pm
#242295
I haven't watched the show since last Tuesdays and call it blind hope but I'm confident it must have improved.
Tonight Moyles was feeling cosy because even though the weather is bad its warm where he is. One of the team is outside in the cold...
Tonights audience are : The Wimbledon Hawks aussie rules (not) football players. Someone called Giselle did commentary on a clip of one of their games swearing all the way through.... they went to talk to her but bleeped it all.
Through the Papers:
I wanted to marry Gareth - The Star - Jordan says they had an affair. Frankly I hope they have because if Jordan does for Gareths career what she did for
Dwight Yorkes we can all be happy.
Burglar does an inside job - The Star - Burglar put up a set of cupboards before robbing a house.
Di's nightie pics of the princes in bath - The Star - Paul Burrell accused of stealing things from princess Di including a Chris de Burgh cd no wonder he wont admit it.... (personally i think chris de burgh is vastly underrated having seen him in concert he was ok).
Man has accused bosses of sexual discrimination because he has to wear a tie.. they ask the public to give them their ties..... many do and ties get shredded.
Sainsburys adopted scheme to work for a day before getting a job. Tom work experience kid is the test on Moyles show... leaves him on his own. Moyles comes back in case hes better than him.
off the top of my head - bird who organised motorbike tests for 5ive.. Bloke who got company care stuck on beack.... bloke who got stuck on garbage truck with dexter fletcher
Pic of Jade from BB in pantomime clothes and one of the bitches from the Daily Star. Best Guesses: pigs, mingers, porky, Answer: Ugly.
Wants 2 girls who are going to watch England tomorrow to ring in.... girls going to football anyone (stealing old ideas from the radio now)
END OF PART
Still feeling cosy because hes warm bloke still out in the cold...
Professional autograph hunter Miles Edgar.... really dull bloke. Sells the autographs (why do people pay for someones name on a piece of paper???). Crew member at xXx premier got harvey from so solid, will mellors, Ebony, Leilani's autographs (crap people generally).
Prices of autographs:
George Clooney £50
Geri Halliwell £75-£80
Tom Baker £15-£20 in uk £40-£50 in US
Graham Norton.... Price of a stamp
Chris Moyles... Mars bar
Meet the audience of Aussie (no) Rules Football players (barring baseball arguably the worst sport in the world). Talks about rules of the game but I lost the will to live mid-way through. Moyles says its about violence and mullets... Aussie rules players harder than rugby players picks the hardest player then brings out a woman rugby player (shes ugly - theres a shock) sees who can open a jar.... woman wins
Push the Pint - 1st audience, 2nd audience, 3rd audience but moyles gets shocked.
Well im depressed..... frankly it is worse than last weeks show and not good enough to keep me interested.
Tonight Moyles was feeling cosy because even though the weather is bad its warm where he is. One of the team is outside in the cold...
Tonights audience are : The Wimbledon Hawks aussie rules (not) football players. Someone called Giselle did commentary on a clip of one of their games swearing all the way through.... they went to talk to her but bleeped it all.
Through the Papers:
I wanted to marry Gareth - The Star - Jordan says they had an affair. Frankly I hope they have because if Jordan does for Gareths career what she did for
Dwight Yorkes we can all be happy.
Burglar does an inside job - The Star - Burglar put up a set of cupboards before robbing a house.
Di's nightie pics of the princes in bath - The Star - Paul Burrell accused of stealing things from princess Di including a Chris de Burgh cd no wonder he wont admit it.... (personally i think chris de burgh is vastly underrated having seen him in concert he was ok).
Man has accused bosses of sexual discrimination because he has to wear a tie.. they ask the public to give them their ties..... many do and ties get shredded.
Sainsburys adopted scheme to work for a day before getting a job. Tom work experience kid is the test on Moyles show... leaves him on his own. Moyles comes back in case hes better than him.
off the top of my head - bird who organised motorbike tests for 5ive.. Bloke who got company care stuck on beack.... bloke who got stuck on garbage truck with dexter fletcher
Pic of Jade from BB in pantomime clothes and one of the bitches from the Daily Star. Best Guesses: pigs, mingers, porky, Answer: Ugly.
Wants 2 girls who are going to watch England tomorrow to ring in.... girls going to football anyone (stealing old ideas from the radio now)
END OF PART
Still feeling cosy because hes warm bloke still out in the cold...
Professional autograph hunter Miles Edgar.... really dull bloke. Sells the autographs (why do people pay for someones name on a piece of paper???). Crew member at xXx premier got harvey from so solid, will mellors, Ebony, Leilani's autographs (crap people generally).
Prices of autographs:
George Clooney £50
Geri Halliwell £75-£80
Tom Baker £15-£20 in uk £40-£50 in US
Graham Norton.... Price of a stamp
Chris Moyles... Mars bar
Meet the audience of Aussie (no) Rules Football players (barring baseball arguably the worst sport in the world). Talks about rules of the game but I lost the will to live mid-way through. Moyles says its about violence and mullets... Aussie rules players harder than rugby players picks the hardest player then brings out a woman rugby player (shes ugly - theres a shock) sees who can open a jar.... woman wins
Push the Pint - 1st audience, 2nd audience, 3rd audience but moyles gets shocked.
Well im depressed..... frankly it is worse than last weeks show and not good enough to keep me interested.
