chrismoyles.net
- Sat Oct 12, 2002 1:17 am
#242293
Well First of all I think I should apologise for missing last weeks review, I’m sorry. Right now that the tears have been shed time to get on with this weeks. Since I missed the actual live dosage I had to opt for the re-run which was put on after fives weekly “adult entertainment”. The show opened with a “homage” to the john smith ad which showed this weeks guest – John Barnes and Moyles playing keepy up I think chris tried to kick it while shouting “have it” but missed. This weeks crowd were all the winners from the past week (Shane, Naomi, Mark and Dave) and what a bunch of over excited…………….people.
Today however he was felling impatient as there was less than 24 hours until the England v Slovakia game. As it was Friday the four winners had to go into the streets of London and find a look-alike, the best one would play “push the pint“. On there way out Chris said that he hoped the waiting cars would take them to Birmingham to leave them in peace.
Today is the 11th of October
ICE BABY – This was the story of the first baby to be born from a frozen egg. Chris said that the baby looked as if she had been eating all the frozen food as the baby looked quite tubby.
PENNY’S FROM HEAVEN – This story was about penny Lancaster modelling a bra. Chris warned her that men don’t like if their wife/girlfriend get to famous, that’s why he doesn’t like the cameras on his lass - jump to shot of somebody with a black sheet draped all round them looking like they just stepped out of Afghanistan.
George Best has said for the first time ever he doesn’t ever want a drink.
In the paper (The Sun I think?) there was a story about how this generation are only thinking about themselves “good” chris says. But to redeem them he sends fat mat out to see if they would take five pounds out of his hands and either take it and spend it on whatever they want or give it to charity, only one of the 6 people took the money.
The next story showed a picture of Gareth Gates, Prince Charles and Will Young in that order so as chris went through the picture he said ”There’s Gareth and there’s the prince and ohh look there’s the queen”. The story was about Charles urging TV chiefs to cater more programs for the over 50 market. Role Black and white film of what this show would be like if it was for the “over 50 market”, “Barely Alive With Chris Moyles”. One of the audience plays push the pint and kills all the audience by getting A for audience.
Onto the interview with tonight’s guest. For some reason it took several seconds for him to come through the door, Must have been watching “John Barnes Greatest Goals”!! The competition was this five of John Barnes previous fashion statements which would make Boy George cringe were shown to him and a caller had to guess which one he wish he hadn’t worn
A. Blue suit with shiny shirt and tie
B. White shirt with a black leather collar
C. Black and white horizontal striped shirt
D. Black and white vertically striped suit
E. Thong
The one he didn’t like was D which caller 2 got and he won a trip to race Ferrari’s
Chris said the first half of one of Barnes rap lines from his England song and barnes had to say the second half he got 7 out of the 8 correct. And to finish the interview he gave a prediction for tomorrow 2-0 England Woodgate and Owen to score
The winners had then returned and as usual they were pap. One of the guys won and he failed on push the pint (three shocks to the audience).
Today however he was felling impatient as there was less than 24 hours until the England v Slovakia game. As it was Friday the four winners had to go into the streets of London and find a look-alike, the best one would play “push the pint“. On there way out Chris said that he hoped the waiting cars would take them to Birmingham to leave them in peace.
Today is the 11th of October
ICE BABY – This was the story of the first baby to be born from a frozen egg. Chris said that the baby looked as if she had been eating all the frozen food as the baby looked quite tubby.
PENNY’S FROM HEAVEN – This story was about penny Lancaster modelling a bra. Chris warned her that men don’t like if their wife/girlfriend get to famous, that’s why he doesn’t like the cameras on his lass - jump to shot of somebody with a black sheet draped all round them looking like they just stepped out of Afghanistan.
George Best has said for the first time ever he doesn’t ever want a drink.
In the paper (The Sun I think?) there was a story about how this generation are only thinking about themselves “good” chris says. But to redeem them he sends fat mat out to see if they would take five pounds out of his hands and either take it and spend it on whatever they want or give it to charity, only one of the 6 people took the money.
The next story showed a picture of Gareth Gates, Prince Charles and Will Young in that order so as chris went through the picture he said ”There’s Gareth and there’s the prince and ohh look there’s the queen”. The story was about Charles urging TV chiefs to cater more programs for the over 50 market. Role Black and white film of what this show would be like if it was for the “over 50 market”, “Barely Alive With Chris Moyles”. One of the audience plays push the pint and kills all the audience by getting A for audience.
Onto the interview with tonight’s guest. For some reason it took several seconds for him to come through the door, Must have been watching “John Barnes Greatest Goals”!! The competition was this five of John Barnes previous fashion statements which would make Boy George cringe were shown to him and a caller had to guess which one he wish he hadn’t worn
A. Blue suit with shiny shirt and tie
B. White shirt with a black leather collar
C. Black and white horizontal striped shirt
D. Black and white vertically striped suit
E. Thong
The one he didn’t like was D which caller 2 got and he won a trip to race Ferrari’s
Chris said the first half of one of Barnes rap lines from his England song and barnes had to say the second half he got 7 out of the 8 correct. And to finish the interview he gave a prediction for tomorrow 2-0 England Woodgate and Owen to score
The winners had then returned and as usual they were pap. One of the guys won and he failed on push the pint (three shocks to the audience).
