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- Wed Feb 04, 2004 10:45 pm
#241852
1. Motorcycle - As The Rush Comes 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Outkast - Hey Ya, 3. Aaliyah - More Than A Woman, 4. Deepest Blue - Give It Away, 5. BUZZ OFF - Brand New Heavies - Back To Love, 6. Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. The Strokes - Reptilia, 8. Jean-Jacques Smoothie - 2 People, 9. FYA featuring Smujji - Must Be Love, 10. Coldplay - Clocks 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Avril Lavigne - Complicated, 12. Kelis - Milkshake, 13. Baby Bird - You’re Gorgeous, 14. Boogie Pimps - Somebody To Love 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Divine Inspiration - The Way, 16. Stereophonics - Movie Star, 17. The Darkness - Friday Night, 18. Beyonce Knowles feat Sean Paul - Baby Boy, 19. D:ream - Things Can Only Get Better (Tedious Link), 20. Pink - God Is A DJ, 21. Keane - Somewhere Only We Know, 22. Basement Jaxx feat Lisa Kekaula - Good Luck, 23. George Michael - Amazing 9:30 NEWSBEAT 24. LMC vs U2 - Take Me To The Clouds Above, 25. Ms Dynamite - Dy-Na-Mi-Tee, 26. Lostprophets - Last Train Home
Chris and his brother went to the boozer last night to watch the Middlesbrough - Arsenal Carling Cup semi-final. Boro won 2-1 and will now play Bolton in the final in Cardiff. Ignoring the fact that his missus is a gooner, Chris was delighted Middlesbrough won...not least because he won a fiver off his mate Big Neil. Neil told Chris a funny story about his weekend that Chris then repeated on the air. Neil and his other half went off to watch Fash FC (the non-league footie team managed by John Fashanu for the Bravo TV Series) play a match against a team of celebrities in Hendon, North London. As soon as Neil got there though, he slipped in the icy conditions and twisted his ankle. The local paramedics took a look and suggested that he go to have it checked in casualty, so they called for an ambulance. When it did arrive though, some old geezer in the clubhouse had apparently had a bit of a heart scare while watching some strippers so was given priority over Neil. A few hours later Neil bumped into this same bloke at the hospital (not literally) and asked if he was OK and going home. He said he was OK but there was no way he was going home as he was going back to the clubhouse to see the rest of the strippers. Chris talked about the babe that is Georgie Thompson from Sky Sports News today. Dave said she certainly isn’t unattractive and indeed agreed with Chris’s verdict that she is “fit” (her pic is here). Chris (surprisingly) wanted info on her but I don’t think there are any pics of those sorts doing the rounds. Chris finds her kind of posh and deep voice quite sexy but admitted that if she dialled you up and the number was with-held, you would think it was your mates having a laugh and taking the micky. It should be pointed out that this whole conversation took place with Juliette sitting there after the 7:30 sports news. Chris said Georgie is just Juliette, although obviously not as attractive, funny or nowhere near as good. Chris’s punchline was that she is just like Juliette..”although I don’t think the girl from Sky would let me have a dabble”. Chris screwed up though as he played the wrong jingle at this point....
Dave - That was rather unfortunate wasn’t it cos that was a moment that was just dying for a hard out..
Chris - Well (laughs) good mornin....
(plays the right jingle)
Georgie Thompson is a Fulham fan, Everton’s opponents at Loftus Road tonight in an FA Cup replay. Dave thinks he is going tonight and said that him, Alan and Tony had put some feelers out. Dominic didn’t understand what feelers were and Dave had to explain that it’s when you start asking around for match tickets. Chris asked if Dave was getting exec freebie ones but Dave said that he thought it was big-headed and “tossy” to do that. In other words, there wasn’t any left (and yes he had checked). After discussing football, Chris indulged in a good old rant about the weather. He moaned about the fact that it doesn’t seem to have stopped raining for about a week and liked the fact that Newsbeat have sent Andy Gallacher to South Wales to cover the floods there, complete with his swimming shorts and a set of armbands.
Mr Moyles was feeling a bit mellow at the start of proceedings today so opted for a bit of a chill out Buzz Off track from The Brand New Heavies - Back To Love (June 94). After yesterdays Peter Andre textathon the system was well and truly knackered (typical - the only day I actually have my phone ready take part aswell). Chris put a random caller on air to take the place of the listeners (Richard just outside Stamford). Having correctly identified the song from it’s intro, Richard managed to crash the vocal badly while trying to say hello to his girlfriend.
Dave- Don’t crash the vocal
Chris (talking over the singing) - You’ll never find us doing that
Dave - Respect the music
What was even funnier was the fact that Richard’s girlfriend was called Tabby (Tabatha). Dave thought he called her tubby at first. Rachel was first to buzz on 1:48, Aled swiftly followed on 1:50, Dave buzzed on 2:28 and Richard was last on 2 mins 44 seconds. Since Chris has started doing Buzz Off at bang on 7:20 (under instructions from his mate Rossy from Radio Aire), he plays some weird opera music before it each day. Dave and Aled said it was sung by Dame Kiri but some texts came in (the system was working a bit but not fully) saying that they were talking out of their arses as it was quite clearly “Maria Callas” singing. Chris said it was nice to see that the early morning listeners are so refined. Chris read out an article from today’s papers talking about the fact that that fat pig Jade Goody has become the first reality TV personality to become a millionaire. Rachel said Jade’s latest exercise video is great if you want a good laugh but she doesn’t recommend it if you actually want to “get fit and get darncin”. Chris talked about the money being made by ex-Big Brother contestants such as Bubble (£120 000), Kate Lawler (£210 000), Nick Bateman (£418 000) and Alex Sibley (£175 000). Dave said modelling is where the money is and that him and Chris should get into it. Chris asked what he could model for. Dave suggested socks or The Michelin Man. Chris is looking forward to the new series “Back To Reality” starring ex-reality TV stars on Channel Five (sorry Five) soon. It’s being hosted by Richard Bacon and Tess Daly. Dave couldn’t remember whether Tess had changed her surname to “Kay” or not. She’s not and Dave said it’s a good job too as she’d sound just like a supermarket if she did.
WHEN DOM MET....ER, PETER ANDRE’S DAD:
Well he interviewed him over the phone anyway. He was called Sabas (sp?) and according to Dom is the world’s loveliest man. Chris played out the interview around 8.15 and soon picked up on the fact that Andre Senior (who originates from Cyprus) has an accent not too dissimilar to Avid Merrion. Dom told Sabas about the Moyles Show campaign to get Mysterious Girl re-released. He said “That would be nice”. However, he talked about the fact that Peter has 100 new songs to get out there. Chris said that if their anything like the ones he’s been singing in the jungle then they’ll be ruuubish. Dominic was slightly taking the pee with his questions but Sabas didn’t realise. He asked him how Peter dreams of all these songs he claims he has. Although the reply was about the fact that he’s always “thinkin” of them at night, his accent made Chris wonder whether Peter lived in some kind of swamp or quicksand as he thought Sabas said “sinkin” (for the purposes of the gag anyway). At the end of the interview when Sabas thought the tapes had stopped rolling, he invited Dom and the whole show to come over to the Andre 6 bedroom residence in Oz and enjoy all the facilities. Dom suggested they do the show from there and Sabas said it was a date. I don’t think the show budget will quite cover that trip though. Chris replayed a clip of Sabas saying “I have no idea” again and again, while him and Dave asked him comedy questions. Some texters thought he sounded like DJ Sammy so Chris played clips of them both (The DJ Sammy Clip - “Amazing”) through George Michael’s new single....called Amazing. After 72% of yesterdays text vote backed Chris’s campaign to get Mysterious Girl re-released, a letter was sent through from TOTP chief Andi Peters, confirming that they will play the video on this Friday’s show with Pat Cash, with Chris appearing as a guest to talk about his campaign if possible. Chris was delighted with the first bit but said speak to his agent about the latter. He said that the record company Eastwest who own the rights are seriously considering re-releasing it, but need to be sure people will buy it as it’ll cost in the region of £50 000. If they are going to get it re-released then they need some remixes to fill out the other tracks on the CD Single so one had been provided by Greyhead Kinder in his new title of “daytime producer”. Rachel enjoyed the remix (although not for the right reasons - just cos it was funny) and Dave said Will was clearly no Fatboy Slim. Chris and Dave’s favourite part of the song still remains the rap by Bubbler Ranx. They got the lyrics and attempted to sing along although they didn’t make any sense and Chris referred to it as a bit of a farce. There was more chat about Peter Andre and Chris wondered what he actually talked about on the radio before Andre came back onto our TV screens. Chris replayed the Steve Lamacq Spoof Documentary about him and Dave tried to analyse his question to Jordan asking what the point of feet was. Chris liked Ant and Dec’s answer best - “You need feet, otherwise what would you do with all your shoes?”. Some texters had spotted that on his new billboards, Chris looks like spookily like Neil Razor Ruddock. Judge for yourself...
There was more tales from the weekend in Newcastle after 9am and in particular a song invented by Dominic while out drinking on Friday. It involved imitating Geoff from Byker Grove over the theme tune to 80’s kids show Jonny Briggs and singing a highly offensive song about team members in a poor Geordie accent with “man” or “pet” as every other word. Dom apologised in advance but it wasn’t enough to stop the barrage of abusive texts coming in, such as “Your Dead.....Man” and “I hope you like your kneecaps”. Chris said he’d pass them on to the Breakfast Show Safety Unit while Dom said that the link was “National Radio at it’s best - it just stinks of inoffensiveness”. Dave said he could smell “the stench of political correctness”.
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE (DAY 2):
LEE HARVEY The newly crowned Carpark Catchphrase king from Colchester 2
NICOLE the Peter Andre impressionist from Harpenden 0
Mr *Up the apples and pears* Lee Harvey was back for a re-match against Nicole after yesterday’s score draw. Chris and Dave were listening beforehand to him off the air on pre-fade as he practised his entrance, saying “Good Morning Nation”. He also said (not egotistically at all) that he had well and truly left his mark on the audience and was the Best Carpark Catchphrase contestant so far (in it’s brief history). Somehow that gormless pillock managed to beat Nicole and win his way to a big reward...
Chris - Is there anything you’d like in particular prize wise?
Lee - Erm, to come to the Radio 1 Station to meet you all
Chris - Yeah, sadly that’s not available today
(Everyone laughs)
Chris - I mean is there any CD’s we can send you or anything like that?
Lee - Erm, Just the whole of The Top 40 will do
(Everybody laughs)
Rachel offered him a Chris Moyles Carpark Catchphrase Crook lock but he didn’t have the faintest idea what one was, although he accepted it nonetheless. Due to public demand Lee will be back to defend his Carpark crown tomorrow although Dave wasn’t happy as he saw it as changing the rules of the competition midway. Some texters weren’t happy and the words “Clown” and “Loser” were used in reference to Lee. Chris decided to toss on it (a coin that is) and it landed on heads, meaning Lee will return after half 9 tomorrow.
Daves Tedious Link
Green Day Time Of Your Life (Good Riddance) - Green Day are from America and in that respect share something in common with Kool & The Gang - Kool & The Gang recently collaborated on a re-working of their hit Ladies Night which featured the vocal talents of Atomic Kitten - Atomic Kitten’s Jenny Frost joined the band on a free transfer from Precious - Precious is a word which is often associated with Diamonds and Pearls - Diamonds & Pearls was a 1991 hit for Prince and the New Power Generation - Generation X was the band that launched the career of Billy Idol - Billy Idol shares the same surname (albeit different spelling) as Eric Idle from Monty Python - If you remove the “Python” from Monty Python you’re left simply with “Monty” as in Monty Don the fella that sometimes does those travel shows - Travel rhymes with Gravel which is what you might put on a posh drive - Drive was a huge hit for The Cars - Cars are a big passion of Eddie Irvine and Shane Lynch who are both Irish - Something they share in common with Peter Cunnah who was of course the lead singer of D:ream - Which links us to D:ream and Things Can Only Get Better
Chris and his brother went to the boozer last night to watch the Middlesbrough - Arsenal Carling Cup semi-final. Boro won 2-1 and will now play Bolton in the final in Cardiff. Ignoring the fact that his missus is a gooner, Chris was delighted Middlesbrough won...not least because he won a fiver off his mate Big Neil. Neil told Chris a funny story about his weekend that Chris then repeated on the air. Neil and his other half went off to watch Fash FC (the non-league footie team managed by John Fashanu for the Bravo TV Series) play a match against a team of celebrities in Hendon, North London. As soon as Neil got there though, he slipped in the icy conditions and twisted his ankle. The local paramedics took a look and suggested that he go to have it checked in casualty, so they called for an ambulance. When it did arrive though, some old geezer in the clubhouse had apparently had a bit of a heart scare while watching some strippers so was given priority over Neil. A few hours later Neil bumped into this same bloke at the hospital (not literally) and asked if he was OK and going home. He said he was OK but there was no way he was going home as he was going back to the clubhouse to see the rest of the strippers. Chris talked about the babe that is Georgie Thompson from Sky Sports News today. Dave said she certainly isn’t unattractive and indeed agreed with Chris’s verdict that she is “fit” (her pic is here). Chris (surprisingly) wanted info on her but I don’t think there are any pics of those sorts doing the rounds. Chris finds her kind of posh and deep voice quite sexy but admitted that if she dialled you up and the number was with-held, you would think it was your mates having a laugh and taking the micky. It should be pointed out that this whole conversation took place with Juliette sitting there after the 7:30 sports news. Chris said Georgie is just Juliette, although obviously not as attractive, funny or nowhere near as good. Chris’s punchline was that she is just like Juliette..”although I don’t think the girl from Sky would let me have a dabble”. Chris screwed up though as he played the wrong jingle at this point....
Dave - That was rather unfortunate wasn’t it cos that was a moment that was just dying for a hard out..
Chris - Well (laughs) good mornin....
(plays the right jingle)
Georgie Thompson is a Fulham fan, Everton’s opponents at Loftus Road tonight in an FA Cup replay. Dave thinks he is going tonight and said that him, Alan and Tony had put some feelers out. Dominic didn’t understand what feelers were and Dave had to explain that it’s when you start asking around for match tickets. Chris asked if Dave was getting exec freebie ones but Dave said that he thought it was big-headed and “tossy” to do that. In other words, there wasn’t any left (and yes he had checked). After discussing football, Chris indulged in a good old rant about the weather. He moaned about the fact that it doesn’t seem to have stopped raining for about a week and liked the fact that Newsbeat have sent Andy Gallacher to South Wales to cover the floods there, complete with his swimming shorts and a set of armbands.
Mr Moyles was feeling a bit mellow at the start of proceedings today so opted for a bit of a chill out Buzz Off track from The Brand New Heavies - Back To Love (June 94). After yesterdays Peter Andre textathon the system was well and truly knackered (typical - the only day I actually have my phone ready take part aswell). Chris put a random caller on air to take the place of the listeners (Richard just outside Stamford). Having correctly identified the song from it’s intro, Richard managed to crash the vocal badly while trying to say hello to his girlfriend.
Dave- Don’t crash the vocal
Chris (talking over the singing) - You’ll never find us doing that
Dave - Respect the music
What was even funnier was the fact that Richard’s girlfriend was called Tabby (Tabatha). Dave thought he called her tubby at first. Rachel was first to buzz on 1:48, Aled swiftly followed on 1:50, Dave buzzed on 2:28 and Richard was last on 2 mins 44 seconds. Since Chris has started doing Buzz Off at bang on 7:20 (under instructions from his mate Rossy from Radio Aire), he plays some weird opera music before it each day. Dave and Aled said it was sung by Dame Kiri but some texts came in (the system was working a bit but not fully) saying that they were talking out of their arses as it was quite clearly “Maria Callas” singing. Chris said it was nice to see that the early morning listeners are so refined. Chris read out an article from today’s papers talking about the fact that that fat pig Jade Goody has become the first reality TV personality to become a millionaire. Rachel said Jade’s latest exercise video is great if you want a good laugh but she doesn’t recommend it if you actually want to “get fit and get darncin”. Chris talked about the money being made by ex-Big Brother contestants such as Bubble (£120 000), Kate Lawler (£210 000), Nick Bateman (£418 000) and Alex Sibley (£175 000). Dave said modelling is where the money is and that him and Chris should get into it. Chris asked what he could model for. Dave suggested socks or The Michelin Man. Chris is looking forward to the new series “Back To Reality” starring ex-reality TV stars on Channel Five (sorry Five) soon. It’s being hosted by Richard Bacon and Tess Daly. Dave couldn’t remember whether Tess had changed her surname to “Kay” or not. She’s not and Dave said it’s a good job too as she’d sound just like a supermarket if she did.
WHEN DOM MET....ER, PETER ANDRE’S DAD:
Well he interviewed him over the phone anyway. He was called Sabas (sp?) and according to Dom is the world’s loveliest man. Chris played out the interview around 8.15 and soon picked up on the fact that Andre Senior (who originates from Cyprus) has an accent not too dissimilar to Avid Merrion. Dom told Sabas about the Moyles Show campaign to get Mysterious Girl re-released. He said “That would be nice”. However, he talked about the fact that Peter has 100 new songs to get out there. Chris said that if their anything like the ones he’s been singing in the jungle then they’ll be ruuubish. Dominic was slightly taking the pee with his questions but Sabas didn’t realise. He asked him how Peter dreams of all these songs he claims he has. Although the reply was about the fact that he’s always “thinkin” of them at night, his accent made Chris wonder whether Peter lived in some kind of swamp or quicksand as he thought Sabas said “sinkin” (for the purposes of the gag anyway). At the end of the interview when Sabas thought the tapes had stopped rolling, he invited Dom and the whole show to come over to the Andre 6 bedroom residence in Oz and enjoy all the facilities. Dom suggested they do the show from there and Sabas said it was a date. I don’t think the show budget will quite cover that trip though. Chris replayed a clip of Sabas saying “I have no idea” again and again, while him and Dave asked him comedy questions. Some texters thought he sounded like DJ Sammy so Chris played clips of them both (The DJ Sammy Clip - “Amazing”) through George Michael’s new single....called Amazing. After 72% of yesterdays text vote backed Chris’s campaign to get Mysterious Girl re-released, a letter was sent through from TOTP chief Andi Peters, confirming that they will play the video on this Friday’s show with Pat Cash, with Chris appearing as a guest to talk about his campaign if possible. Chris was delighted with the first bit but said speak to his agent about the latter. He said that the record company Eastwest who own the rights are seriously considering re-releasing it, but need to be sure people will buy it as it’ll cost in the region of £50 000. If they are going to get it re-released then they need some remixes to fill out the other tracks on the CD Single so one had been provided by Greyhead Kinder in his new title of “daytime producer”. Rachel enjoyed the remix (although not for the right reasons - just cos it was funny) and Dave said Will was clearly no Fatboy Slim. Chris and Dave’s favourite part of the song still remains the rap by Bubbler Ranx. They got the lyrics and attempted to sing along although they didn’t make any sense and Chris referred to it as a bit of a farce. There was more chat about Peter Andre and Chris wondered what he actually talked about on the radio before Andre came back onto our TV screens. Chris replayed the Steve Lamacq Spoof Documentary about him and Dave tried to analyse his question to Jordan asking what the point of feet was. Chris liked Ant and Dec’s answer best - “You need feet, otherwise what would you do with all your shoes?”. Some texters had spotted that on his new billboards, Chris looks like spookily like Neil Razor Ruddock. Judge for yourself...
There was more tales from the weekend in Newcastle after 9am and in particular a song invented by Dominic while out drinking on Friday. It involved imitating Geoff from Byker Grove over the theme tune to 80’s kids show Jonny Briggs and singing a highly offensive song about team members in a poor Geordie accent with “man” or “pet” as every other word. Dom apologised in advance but it wasn’t enough to stop the barrage of abusive texts coming in, such as “Your Dead.....Man” and “I hope you like your kneecaps”. Chris said he’d pass them on to the Breakfast Show Safety Unit while Dom said that the link was “National Radio at it’s best - it just stinks of inoffensiveness”. Dave said he could smell “the stench of political correctness”.
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE (DAY 2):
LEE HARVEY The newly crowned Carpark Catchphrase king from Colchester 2
NICOLE the Peter Andre impressionist from Harpenden 0
Mr *Up the apples and pears* Lee Harvey was back for a re-match against Nicole after yesterday’s score draw. Chris and Dave were listening beforehand to him off the air on pre-fade as he practised his entrance, saying “Good Morning Nation”. He also said (not egotistically at all) that he had well and truly left his mark on the audience and was the Best Carpark Catchphrase contestant so far (in it’s brief history). Somehow that gormless pillock managed to beat Nicole and win his way to a big reward...
Chris - Is there anything you’d like in particular prize wise?
Lee - Erm, to come to the Radio 1 Station to meet you all
Chris - Yeah, sadly that’s not available today
(Everyone laughs)
Chris - I mean is there any CD’s we can send you or anything like that?
Lee - Erm, Just the whole of The Top 40 will do
(Everybody laughs)
Rachel offered him a Chris Moyles Carpark Catchphrase Crook lock but he didn’t have the faintest idea what one was, although he accepted it nonetheless. Due to public demand Lee will be back to defend his Carpark crown tomorrow although Dave wasn’t happy as he saw it as changing the rules of the competition midway. Some texters weren’t happy and the words “Clown” and “Loser” were used in reference to Lee. Chris decided to toss on it (a coin that is) and it landed on heads, meaning Lee will return after half 9 tomorrow.
Daves Tedious Link
Green Day Time Of Your Life (Good Riddance) - Green Day are from America and in that respect share something in common with Kool & The Gang - Kool & The Gang recently collaborated on a re-working of their hit Ladies Night which featured the vocal talents of Atomic Kitten - Atomic Kitten’s Jenny Frost joined the band on a free transfer from Precious - Precious is a word which is often associated with Diamonds and Pearls - Diamonds & Pearls was a 1991 hit for Prince and the New Power Generation - Generation X was the band that launched the career of Billy Idol - Billy Idol shares the same surname (albeit different spelling) as Eric Idle from Monty Python - If you remove the “Python” from Monty Python you’re left simply with “Monty” as in Monty Don the fella that sometimes does those travel shows - Travel rhymes with Gravel which is what you might put on a posh drive - Drive was a huge hit for The Cars - Cars are a big passion of Eddie Irvine and Shane Lynch who are both Irish - Something they share in common with Peter Cunnah who was of course the lead singer of D:ream - Which links us to D:ream and Things Can Only Get Better
