The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Ultrabeat - Feelin' Fine 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Avril Lavigne - Complicated, 3. Basement Jaxx feat Lisa Kekaula - Good Luck, 4. Maroon 5 - Harder To Breathe, 5. BUZZ OFF - Musical Youth - Pass The Dutchie, 6. Jaimeson feat Angel Blu & CK - Take Control 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Rachel Stevens - Sweet Dreams My LA-Ex, 8. Outkast - Hey Ya, 9. Joss Stone - Fell In Love With A Boy, 10. 50 Cent - In Da Club, 11. Boogie Pimps - Somebody To Love 8:00 NEWSBEAT 12. LMC vs U2 - Take Me To The Clouds Above, 13. Jamelia - Superstar, 14. Nelly Furtado - Powerless, 15. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Give It Away, 16. The Strokes - Reptilia 8:30 NEWSBEAT 17. Jakatta - American Dream, 18. Kelis - Milkshake, 19. Muse - Hysteria, 20. Take That - Pray (Tedious Link), 21. Motorcycle - As The Rush Comes, 22. Kylie Minogue - Red Blooded Woman, 23. Jay-Z - Change Clothes, 24. Angel City feat Lara McAllen - Love Me Right, 25. Good Charlotte - The Young And The Hopeless 9:30 NEWSBEAT 26. Pink - God Is A DJ, 27. NORE - Nothing, 28. Mis-Teeq - Scandalous, 29. Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out

Chris went to the pub last night and didn’t get home until 11:30. He said he felt alright today except for the fact that his voice seemed to have stayed out for a couple of extra hours and as a result he was sounding pretty rough at the start of today’s show. Chris decided to wake himself up a bit by slapping Aled, as suggested by an anonymous texter (Aled himself probably). Chris talked about the “All-Star” line up for ITV1’s I’m Not A Celebrity, Get Me In Here. Chris ran through the ten contestants taking part, giving his opinions. They are - Neil “Razor” Ruddock, Diane Modahl (ex-athlete who was a mature student at Daves College in Warrington when he was there), Mike Read (ex Radio 1 DJ), Jenny Bond, Lord Brockett (whooooo?), Peter Andre, Alex Best, John Lydon (Chris was very surprised he’s agreed to do it, he met him in LA on the American trip in 2002) and the two that certainly have their knockers, Kerry McFadden and Jordan. Chris said although she’s no nun, Jordan isn’t as slutty as she’s made out to be. She and John Lydon are Chris’s tips to win. I think it’ll be Razor although I won’t be watching and will probably only find out about it through Chris’s show. Rachel wanted to arrange a team sweepstake. Dave said he’d arrange as he was keen to make up for his major mathematical Brits mess up but Chris decided against it.

When Jules reads the sport, Dave has to get out of his seat to let her sit down. Chris said that with his cup of tea on the go and back against the wall Dave looked exactly like a factory worker this morning, except for the fact he was wearing another one of his Christmas jumpers bought by Emma. Talk somehow got round to the shirt that Dave was wearing on his stag do and Chris said he should wear it again when Dale Winton is on the show tomorrow. Chris found a picture on the net of Dave in that shirt with Dr Mark Hamilton. Dave asked where it was from. It was from here in the MoylesWorld picture gallery but for some reason Chris snubbed the chance of giving the site a mention, probably because Dave didn’t want people seeing the pics (understandable when you see the colour of that shirt). Chris was back off-form in the Buzz Off department today, picking the horror that was Pass That Dutchie by Musical Youth from 1982. Aled, Dave and Rachel had all buzzed in the first twenty seconds and then Aled went off to text in Buzz Off on Chris’s phone. Dom and Jules were doing a news calypso dance next door and the British public were loving it, shockingly. The song was buzzed off at 3mins 11secs and Dave thought it was rigged. The show has some new jingles that were given their first airings today. They are sung by Chris’s “jingle singers” and played after the news, with the last one taking a nice dig at Coxy.

“Good Morning to you people, we’re here to sing for you,
cos we are Chris’s singers, that’s what we love to do,
If it was a late night, go grab your coffee cup,
and if you drink too much we hope you’re not chucking up,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”

“Now Chris Moyles is at breakfast, he hasn’t changed at all,
He still looks overweight and fancies Zoe Ball,
He’s still the same old Moylesy, he eats out of a trough,
and he won’t change at all till he asks for Fridays off.
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”

“We’re the new show on the air and we know we’re not the same,
To be your number 1, well that’s our major aim,
What makes this show stand out when the record has stopped playing,
When he speaks into the mic, you understand what he’s saying”
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One

Chris had Radio 1’s first big live music announcement of 2004 at 8.15. The Red Hot Chili Peppers are coming to the UK with Radio 1 this summer to play three gigs at Murrayfield in Edinburgh, Hyde Park in London (85 000+, R1 will be there) and The City of Manchester Stadium (I might go if I can be arsed getting up early on Saturday for tickets). Tickets go on sale Sat at 9am and full details are on Radio 1 Online - http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/events/rhcp ... _lat_title. Chris had the first pair of tickets for the Hyde Park gig to give away. They were won by Susanne from Liverpool who correctly identified “Blood Sugar Sex Magik” as the Chili Peppers 1991 album featuring Under The Bridge. Chris and Dave did an on air appeal for tickets themselves. Dave has seen the Chili’s once before at Camden Palace in London and Chris saw them at The Reading festival in the mid-90’s. Vermin Kay texted in to say he was listening. Chris did his crap impersonation and told Aled to have a go at a Vernon impression. Aled was very funny but got slightly confused in his deep butch northern accent when he said Vernon was from Hollyoaks, when he’s actually from Bolton. Dave said Culshaw would be bricking himself. The show temporarily went off air in Devon and The West Country for a few minutes near the end of the show, pity it couldn’t have happened just a few minutes later and they’d have been saved from Jo Whiley. Jo’s favourite person (Aled) wanted to point out he hadn’t pulled any plugs out in a Dave Vitty/Simon Mayo stylee.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK SO GOOD WE PLAY IT TWICE:
Today is Day 2 and after a round each on both breakfast and Coxy’s show, the leaderboard shows Lisa on 13pts and Gaz from Preston on 8pts (Remember the top 4 scores qualify for Friday’s grand finale on breakfast when someone will be winning a trip to New York).

CONTESTANT: ALEX who works in event management and is getting married in Sicily this year, after being engaged to her fella Ricky for 6 years.
QUESTIONS: (A=answer, 1pt correct, correct answers in italics)
1. Ally McBeal is played by which skinny actress? (A - Calista Flockhart) 1
2. What is the name of the coffee shop in the series Friends? (A - Central Perk) 1
3. The city of Chicago is situated in which US State? (A - Illinois) 1
4. American Independence Day falls on which date? (A - 4th July) 1
5. Which female singer recently hosted the MTV Europe Music Awards In Edinburgh? (A - Christina Aguilera) 1
6. Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler has a famous actress daughter.What is her name? (A - Liv Tyler)1
7. Where in the world would you find the statue of Liberty? (A - New York) 1
8. Denver is the capital of which US state? (A - Dallas) X 0 (Colorado)
9. Which Brummie rock legend recently injured himself in a nasty quad biking accident? (A - Ozzy Osbourne) 1
10. What is Eminem’s real name? (A - Marshall Mathers) 1
11. True or False - Washington D.C. is the capital of Washington state? (A - True) X 0 (False - it’s Olympia)
12. Which actor links the films Cape Fear and Meet The Parents? (A - Robert De Niro) 1
13. Mike Tyson is from which US City? (A - Las Vegas) X 0 (New York)
14. What is the name of the actress who plays Phoebe in Friends? (A - Pass) X 0 (Lisa Kudrow)
15. Which American actress played the lead role in the film Bridget Jones Diary? (A - Renée Zellweger) 1
16. True or False - The Strokes are from LA? (A - True) X 0 (False - Their from New York)
TOTAL SCORE = 11 POINTS, meaning Alex moves into second spot.

CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
EMMA a nanny from Lichfield 2
ROB an arse from Folkestone 1
(Chris cut Rob off when he kept on arguing over who beeped in first on the deciding question. Chris then told Emma she’d won but was fed up of her aswell so cut her off, meaning no Carpark Catchphrase winner today)

Chris - “Jo Whiley is here at ten o’clock, she hates Aled. Mark and Lard are at one, they hate Aled too. Sara Cox is at 3, she can’t stand Aled. And Colin’s on at 6.....and we all hate him”

Daves Tedious Link
Republica Ready To Go - A Republic as we learnt yesterday is actually pronounced “Repooblica” if you’re in the Czech Republic and are a Czech - Check 1-2 was Craig McLachlan’s band who recorded the seminal pop smash Mona in 1990 - The video for which featured Craig and the boys playing guitar on the back of a Pickup truck - A Pickup truck is the vehicle of choice for American farmers who need to transport chickens - Chickens are the primary source of eggs - Eggs are often eaten with bacon - Bacon comes from pigs as do sausages - Sausages are sold by a butcher - Butcher first name Ricky has a son called Liam - Liam Neeson is part of the all-star cast that appears in Love Actually along with Martine McCutcheon - Martine McCutcheon went to Liza Minelli’s wedding - The Wedding Present are from Leeds as are The Sisters Of Mercy and The Mission, both of whom had a penchant for wearing black - Black is also worn by certain members of the clergy in church - and church is where you go if you want to kneel down and pray - Which links us to Take That and Pray (Gary Barlow is 33 today BTW)

Don’t forget you can see each days link on the Tedious Links Page, with details of the album it was taken from.

CAMP ALERT
Dale Winton is live in the studio on tomorrows show. Pink is supposedly in “live” on Friday but by the sounds of what Chris was saying today, the interview with her will be pre-recorded again.

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