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- Wed Jan 14, 2004 9:28 am
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DON’T FORGET.....TOMORROW IS LITTLE BRITAIN DAY
David Walliams and Matt Lucas will be in the studio on tomorrow mornings show
1. Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Divine Inspiration - The Way, 3. Kelis - Milkshake, 4. Nelly Furtado - Powerless, 5. BUZZ OFF - Eric B. and Rakim - I Know You Got Soul, 6. Nelly - Hot In Herre 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Pink - God Is A DJ, 8. Jean-Jacques Smoothie - 2 People, 9. Jamelia - Thank You, 10. Eminem - Lose Yourself 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Can’t Stop, 12. Basement Jaxx feat Lisa Kekaula - Good Luck, 13. Amy Studt - All I Wanna Do, 14. Pharrell Williams feat Jay-Z - Frontin' 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Ultrabeat - Feelin' Fine', 16. 50 Cent feat Snoop Dogg - P.I.M.P, 17. Coldplay - God Put A Smile Upon Your Face, 18. Fatman Scoop - It Takes Scoop, 19. All Saints - Pure Shores (Tedious Link), 20. Outkast - Hey Ya, 21. Stereophonics - Movie Star, 22. LMC vs U2 - Take Me To The Clouds Above, 23. The Strokes - Reptilia 9:30 NEWSBEAT 24. The Black Eyed Peas - Shut Up, 25. Dannii Minogue - Put The Needle On It, 26. Lemar - Dance (With U)
Chris said todays breakfast show is the first he has done while being completely shattered. He was a guest on Liquid News last night and was actually quite good (I know...Moyles in good TV shocker). He was campaigning to get Liquid News saved from the chop and after pressure from fellow guest Victoria Newton from The Sun, promised to appear as a guest again with Sara Cox if she was up for it. Last night was also a busy night for Rachel and Juliette who went up to Molineux to watch the Wolves - Kidderminster FA Cup replay. Rachel was wearing her lucky red jumper but it didn’t work as the Harriers lost 2-0 to two disputed goals.
Chris - How did you think that referee was in the game last night?
Rachel - Well put it this way if I saw him I wouldn’t stop and talk to him
Chris - Really? That bad? (Dave + Chris laugh)
Dave - That’ll learn him eh? He’s never gonna mess with you or the Kiddy fans again after that comment
Rachel said the second goal didn’t cross the line, which confused Aled as he couldn’t understand how it could be a goal at all in that case. Aled said that from Rachel’s match report he has learnt never to go to a football match with her. Dave said thanks to their two pundits for the expert analysis. Chris said Monday is D-Day for Leeds United as they need a new buyer to save them from administration. (D-Day stands for Division One Day BTW). Chris asked all sheikhs and millionaires listening to get in touch with him. Buzz Off today was Eric B. and Rakim with “I Want Your Soul” from 1988. Chris said he had got it from his compilation CD “The Hip Hop Years”. Rachel said most hip hop fans wouldn’t be up at 7.15 to hear it anyway. Chris asked why. Dave said that 8 o’clock is hip hop o’clock. The Eric B. and Rakim track is used in the trails for The Lowdown, Trevor Nelson’s BBC3 show. The song lasted for 2mins 18 before being buzzed off, which Chris was fairly pleased by. Today is Day 3 of Radio 1’s One Life Week and the third day of the breakfast show’s Fitness programme. Today’s clip advised about the art of using a remote control and you can see Chris, Dave, Rachel and Jules in the video here (again you’ll need a Real One player). The clips are of course voiced by the old greyheaded one himself, Mr Will Kinder of Woking. It looks like his career in TV production has been short-lived as Will is back “working behind the scenes” on the breakfast show and according to Chris, slating all Dave’s new ideas for features. One that somehow slipped through the net though was called “Annoy The Dog”. It was nothing like Frog or Dog (which Dave wanted to bring back) as there was no impressions or shoe size multiplying involved. Instead it was a simple idea, requiring only a dog and a radio to participate. It’s fair to say the feature was crap. The point was to play out dodgy sound effects of a dog, cat, kettle and dentists drill to annoy dogs across the UK. Now that the feature was being put on the air, Dave wondered why they had a dentists sound effect in there as he didn’t think dogs were scared of dentists. Chris said it was a good point. Regardless, Chris piled them all on air (prime time national radio folks) and asked for people to text and phone in saying if it had been successful and annoyed their dog. One caller called Kerry turned up the radio while Chris played the barking sound effect and you could hear her dog barking away in the background. Dave thought it was borderline genius. It’s fair to say that call was a bit more productive than the last as Tracy in Derby’s dog was out “humping flowers” in her garden by the time she got on the air.
BUSTED V MOYLES: Chris upset all the kids by slagging off Busted yesterday. He basically said they were crap live and he had 5 e-mails about it. The first was one from someone called Claire who worded it nicely and Chris thanked her for it. He said that had he not read the other four, he would have said something nice about Busted. The other four were all written in text speak (as Chris predicted yesterday) and directed a high level abuse at Chris. One great one in particular said Chris was jealous of Busted because of their great looks, personalities, sense of humour, energy and bodies - all of which they said Chris didn’t have. Chris did a funny impression of Vicki from Little Britain (the fat teenager from the west country) and said “well yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah” etc. Another e-mail from someone called Emily said that Chris couldn’t handle the fact that Busted were better than him.
Chris - “Now I actually don’t mind Busted's records. I’ve said before I think the records are good and if they were American they’d be taken a lot more seriously.....But if someone is challenging me (lowers voice), granted a young girl who drinks milk at school, (resumes normal voice) then I will have a fight with them”.
Hence a new text poll entitled - Busted or Moyles? Chris asked for very sad people to text in in another pointless poll, either VOTE MOYLES or VOTE BUSTED to 81199. Shockingly, Chris got 27,695 texts in 25 minutes, plus 2,000 more saying they didn’t care or “Vote Rachel - She sounds fit”. Chris got more texts than there were people at the Wolves - Kiddy match last night. Chris won of course with 90% of the texts.
After the earlier selection of sound effects in “Annoy The Dog”, Chris had been sent the sound effect of a puffin. Some e-mailers and texters (deaf ones obviously) said it sounded like Dale Winton. Chris wondered if Dale was listening and rang him up live. He answered, Chris said “hello, bye” and put the phone down. Dave was appalled that Chris had wimped out so he texted Dale to explain what had happened. Dale replied saying the show was sounding “good” and Chris wanted to test whether he was just saying that or was actually tuned in. The answer soon became clear as Dale didn’t respond to Chris’s on-air plea of a text. After more texts were sent back and forth (Dave said Dale was Chris’s text pen pal - he said he wasn’t, that’s Paddy O’Connell) Dale was finally on the air via loudspeaker on Chris’s phone. Dale said he was actually in the bath but Chris was still in his thoughts. Chris said he’d rather be in his thoughts than in his bath. Dale wasn’t listening as he said his little radio’s batteries had run out. Chris offered to buy him a shower radio from John Lewis’s. Dave said he couldn’t do that for all of his celebrity friends, in a blatant attempt to boost the figures. Dale will be back on the show next week. Chris played Coldplay and off the air Rachel said she forgot to tell him about the time she saw Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin recently. Only problem being, she didn’t see them in real life but in a dream - where Chris Martin was calling himself Dave and was in Busted. Rachel blamed her sleeping patterns. I think it’s probably more to do with her drinking patterns. Today is Weigh-In day at Weightwatchers and there will be a Rachel update on tomorrow mornings show.
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
KATRINA a Cosmetic Surgery and Botox Sales Rep from Port Talbot 2
KELLY in Kings Lynn, another sales rep on a terrible line that broke up every time she talked 1
(Chris almost lost the will to live as however many times Kelly repeated an answer to him, he didn’t have a clue what she was saying down to her crappy phone.)
Forget Moyles v Wogan or Moyles v Busted, the Moyles v Whiley feud has taken over. Dave thought they should call a truce but Chris again interrupted her show to play Marching On Together. Jo gave him the one fingered salute from next door, although Chris preferred to say (in a Roy Walker voice) - “She’s waving.”
Daves Tedious Link
A Tribe Called Quest Can I Kick It? - “Can I Kick It?” is clearly a question much like “Where Is The Love?” which was a big hit for The Black Eyed Peas - Black-eyed Peas are a popular dish in the southern states of America as are grits - Grits rhymes with Brits as in The Brits which take place every year in February a bit like Valentines Day - Valentines Day clashes with the fifth round of the cup - A Cup is what links football, tea and boobs - The word Boobs contains a double “o” a bit like tools and boogie - Boogie Nights was a film starring Mark Wahlberg who also starred in The Perfect Storm alongside George Clooney - Clooney rhymes with loony - Luniz had a hit with I Got 5 On It - On it rhymes with bonnet which is what the Americans call a hood - Other stupid American words include sidewalk, freeway and jello - Jello rhymes with Yellow - Yellow featured on the soundtrack of Ferris Bueller's Day Off which starred Matthew Broderick who is now married to Sex And The City star Sarah Jessica Parker - and a Parker is the winter coat of choice for many celebrity couples - the most famous of these being Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton, who used to be in All Saints - Which links us to All Saints and Pure Shores
David Walliams and Matt Lucas will be in the studio on tomorrow mornings show
1. Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Divine Inspiration - The Way, 3. Kelis - Milkshake, 4. Nelly Furtado - Powerless, 5. BUZZ OFF - Eric B. and Rakim - I Know You Got Soul, 6. Nelly - Hot In Herre 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Pink - God Is A DJ, 8. Jean-Jacques Smoothie - 2 People, 9. Jamelia - Thank You, 10. Eminem - Lose Yourself 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Can’t Stop, 12. Basement Jaxx feat Lisa Kekaula - Good Luck, 13. Amy Studt - All I Wanna Do, 14. Pharrell Williams feat Jay-Z - Frontin' 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Ultrabeat - Feelin' Fine', 16. 50 Cent feat Snoop Dogg - P.I.M.P, 17. Coldplay - God Put A Smile Upon Your Face, 18. Fatman Scoop - It Takes Scoop, 19. All Saints - Pure Shores (Tedious Link), 20. Outkast - Hey Ya, 21. Stereophonics - Movie Star, 22. LMC vs U2 - Take Me To The Clouds Above, 23. The Strokes - Reptilia 9:30 NEWSBEAT 24. The Black Eyed Peas - Shut Up, 25. Dannii Minogue - Put The Needle On It, 26. Lemar - Dance (With U)
Chris said todays breakfast show is the first he has done while being completely shattered. He was a guest on Liquid News last night and was actually quite good (I know...Moyles in good TV shocker). He was campaigning to get Liquid News saved from the chop and after pressure from fellow guest Victoria Newton from The Sun, promised to appear as a guest again with Sara Cox if she was up for it. Last night was also a busy night for Rachel and Juliette who went up to Molineux to watch the Wolves - Kidderminster FA Cup replay. Rachel was wearing her lucky red jumper but it didn’t work as the Harriers lost 2-0 to two disputed goals.
Chris - How did you think that referee was in the game last night?
Rachel - Well put it this way if I saw him I wouldn’t stop and talk to him
Chris - Really? That bad? (Dave + Chris laugh)
Dave - That’ll learn him eh? He’s never gonna mess with you or the Kiddy fans again after that comment
Rachel said the second goal didn’t cross the line, which confused Aled as he couldn’t understand how it could be a goal at all in that case. Aled said that from Rachel’s match report he has learnt never to go to a football match with her. Dave said thanks to their two pundits for the expert analysis. Chris said Monday is D-Day for Leeds United as they need a new buyer to save them from administration. (D-Day stands for Division One Day BTW). Chris asked all sheikhs and millionaires listening to get in touch with him. Buzz Off today was Eric B. and Rakim with “I Want Your Soul” from 1988. Chris said he had got it from his compilation CD “The Hip Hop Years”. Rachel said most hip hop fans wouldn’t be up at 7.15 to hear it anyway. Chris asked why. Dave said that 8 o’clock is hip hop o’clock. The Eric B. and Rakim track is used in the trails for The Lowdown, Trevor Nelson’s BBC3 show. The song lasted for 2mins 18 before being buzzed off, which Chris was fairly pleased by. Today is Day 3 of Radio 1’s One Life Week and the third day of the breakfast show’s Fitness programme. Today’s clip advised about the art of using a remote control and you can see Chris, Dave, Rachel and Jules in the video here (again you’ll need a Real One player). The clips are of course voiced by the old greyheaded one himself, Mr Will Kinder of Woking. It looks like his career in TV production has been short-lived as Will is back “working behind the scenes” on the breakfast show and according to Chris, slating all Dave’s new ideas for features. One that somehow slipped through the net though was called “Annoy The Dog”. It was nothing like Frog or Dog (which Dave wanted to bring back) as there was no impressions or shoe size multiplying involved. Instead it was a simple idea, requiring only a dog and a radio to participate. It’s fair to say the feature was crap. The point was to play out dodgy sound effects of a dog, cat, kettle and dentists drill to annoy dogs across the UK. Now that the feature was being put on the air, Dave wondered why they had a dentists sound effect in there as he didn’t think dogs were scared of dentists. Chris said it was a good point. Regardless, Chris piled them all on air (prime time national radio folks) and asked for people to text and phone in saying if it had been successful and annoyed their dog. One caller called Kerry turned up the radio while Chris played the barking sound effect and you could hear her dog barking away in the background. Dave thought it was borderline genius. It’s fair to say that call was a bit more productive than the last as Tracy in Derby’s dog was out “humping flowers” in her garden by the time she got on the air.
BUSTED V MOYLES: Chris upset all the kids by slagging off Busted yesterday. He basically said they were crap live and he had 5 e-mails about it. The first was one from someone called Claire who worded it nicely and Chris thanked her for it. He said that had he not read the other four, he would have said something nice about Busted. The other four were all written in text speak (as Chris predicted yesterday) and directed a high level abuse at Chris. One great one in particular said Chris was jealous of Busted because of their great looks, personalities, sense of humour, energy and bodies - all of which they said Chris didn’t have. Chris did a funny impression of Vicki from Little Britain (the fat teenager from the west country) and said “well yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah” etc. Another e-mail from someone called Emily said that Chris couldn’t handle the fact that Busted were better than him.
Chris - “Now I actually don’t mind Busted's records. I’ve said before I think the records are good and if they were American they’d be taken a lot more seriously.....But if someone is challenging me (lowers voice), granted a young girl who drinks milk at school, (resumes normal voice) then I will have a fight with them”.
Hence a new text poll entitled - Busted or Moyles? Chris asked for very sad people to text in in another pointless poll, either VOTE MOYLES or VOTE BUSTED to 81199. Shockingly, Chris got 27,695 texts in 25 minutes, plus 2,000 more saying they didn’t care or “Vote Rachel - She sounds fit”. Chris got more texts than there were people at the Wolves - Kiddy match last night. Chris won of course with 90% of the texts.
After the earlier selection of sound effects in “Annoy The Dog”, Chris had been sent the sound effect of a puffin. Some e-mailers and texters (deaf ones obviously) said it sounded like Dale Winton. Chris wondered if Dale was listening and rang him up live. He answered, Chris said “hello, bye” and put the phone down. Dave was appalled that Chris had wimped out so he texted Dale to explain what had happened. Dale replied saying the show was sounding “good” and Chris wanted to test whether he was just saying that or was actually tuned in. The answer soon became clear as Dale didn’t respond to Chris’s on-air plea of a text. After more texts were sent back and forth (Dave said Dale was Chris’s text pen pal - he said he wasn’t, that’s Paddy O’Connell) Dale was finally on the air via loudspeaker on Chris’s phone. Dale said he was actually in the bath but Chris was still in his thoughts. Chris said he’d rather be in his thoughts than in his bath. Dale wasn’t listening as he said his little radio’s batteries had run out. Chris offered to buy him a shower radio from John Lewis’s. Dave said he couldn’t do that for all of his celebrity friends, in a blatant attempt to boost the figures. Dale will be back on the show next week. Chris played Coldplay and off the air Rachel said she forgot to tell him about the time she saw Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin recently. Only problem being, she didn’t see them in real life but in a dream - where Chris Martin was calling himself Dave and was in Busted. Rachel blamed her sleeping patterns. I think it’s probably more to do with her drinking patterns. Today is Weigh-In day at Weightwatchers and there will be a Rachel update on tomorrow mornings show.
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
KATRINA a Cosmetic Surgery and Botox Sales Rep from Port Talbot 2
KELLY in Kings Lynn, another sales rep on a terrible line that broke up every time she talked 1
(Chris almost lost the will to live as however many times Kelly repeated an answer to him, he didn’t have a clue what she was saying down to her crappy phone.)
Forget Moyles v Wogan or Moyles v Busted, the Moyles v Whiley feud has taken over. Dave thought they should call a truce but Chris again interrupted her show to play Marching On Together. Jo gave him the one fingered salute from next door, although Chris preferred to say (in a Roy Walker voice) - “She’s waving.”
Daves Tedious Link
A Tribe Called Quest Can I Kick It? - “Can I Kick It?” is clearly a question much like “Where Is The Love?” which was a big hit for The Black Eyed Peas - Black-eyed Peas are a popular dish in the southern states of America as are grits - Grits rhymes with Brits as in The Brits which take place every year in February a bit like Valentines Day - Valentines Day clashes with the fifth round of the cup - A Cup is what links football, tea and boobs - The word Boobs contains a double “o” a bit like tools and boogie - Boogie Nights was a film starring Mark Wahlberg who also starred in The Perfect Storm alongside George Clooney - Clooney rhymes with loony - Luniz had a hit with I Got 5 On It - On it rhymes with bonnet which is what the Americans call a hood - Other stupid American words include sidewalk, freeway and jello - Jello rhymes with Yellow - Yellow featured on the soundtrack of Ferris Bueller's Day Off which starred Matthew Broderick who is now married to Sex And The City star Sarah Jessica Parker - and a Parker is the winter coat of choice for many celebrity couples - the most famous of these being Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton, who used to be in All Saints - Which links us to All Saints and Pure Shores
