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- Mon Jan 12, 2004 4:49 pm
#241835
1. Rachel Stevens - Sweet Dreams My LA-Ex 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Ultrabeat - Feelin' Fine, 3. The Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You, 4. Missy Elliott - Pass That Dutch, 5. BUZZ OFF - Pulp - Mis-Shapes, 6. Sugababes - Hole In The Head 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Outkast - Hey Ya, 8. Jason Nevins feat Holly James - I’m In Heaven, 9. Michelle - All This Time/MOYLES - Michelle Parody, 10. Christina Aguilera feat Redman - Dirrty 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Nickelback - How You Remind Me, 12. The Black Eyed Peas - Shut Up, 13. Moloko - The Time Is Now, 14. Maroon 5 - Harder To Breathe 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Liberty X - Jumpin, 16. Motorcycle - As The Rush Comes, 17. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You, 18. 5ive - Keep On Movin' (Tedious Link), 19. Kelis - Milkshake, 20. Jaimeson feat Angel Blu & CK - Take Control, 21. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Fortune Faded, 22. Victoria Beckham - Let Your Head Go, 23. Joss Stone - Fell In Love With A Boy 9:30 NEWSBEAT 24. Pink - God Is A DJ, 25. Eminem - The Real Slim Shady, 26. Will Young - Leave Right Now
Chris was back in Leeds for the weekend and went to watch them get beat again, this time 1-0 by Spurs on Saturday. Everton lost 2-1 at Fulham and Kiddy Harriers got beat 1-0 at Mansfield so Chris, Dave and Rachel gave their usual “it alienates a lot of the listeners” excuse, to get out of discussing the football. Chris did say he saw Robbie Keane (who scored the goal) in the players lounge afterwards at Elland Road. Robbie asked him how he was. Chris gave a fake smile and hello and then told him to bugger off under his breath. Chris set his Sky Plus for a few shows over the weekend and when him and Sophie arrived back in London last night, they sat down to watch the final of Shattered that they had taped. After 40 minutes Chris realised that they were not watching the final and were instead watching Friday’s show. Sophie was gutted as she had gone through all of Sunday avoiding the result. Chris didn’t know who had won so deliberately turned his headphones and monitors off during 7am Newsbeat when it was mentioned. Rachel didn’t know either so they placed a hefty £1 bet on who the winner was. Needless to say Chris lost as he went for the goofy doctor psychiatrist (I’ve not watched it, dunno his name) and Rachel went for PC Claire who won. Chris also hadn’t heard the news over the weekend that his “mate” Jeremy Edwards and Rachel Stevens had finally split (close friends then) and he said that it now gave him a bit of a dilemma. He said Jeremy was a good friend, a good lad and he has a lot of time for him. On the other hand however, Rachel is “a piece of ass”. Dave said he thought that was “sensitively dealt with”.
Chris and Dave wound up Rachel over where Kidderminster is again. It’s in Worcestershire but Rachel was annoyed that Alan Green on 5 Live referred to it as part of the Black country when he was commentating on the Harriers - Wolves Cup match the other week. Chris and Dave talked about the fact that Liverpool fan Green is totally unbiased in his commentary. Chris said he was sure that after one Liverpool goal against Leeds, he could hear Party Poppers going off and Celebration by Kool & the Gang on as Green did the conga round the press box. Rachel was all bunged up today and Chris couldn’t decide what was worse, a Kidderminster accent or a cold. The answer - both. Chris talked about the fact it’s his 24th birthday next month. Dave said he’s 24 this year as well.
Chris - And when are you 35 Aled?
Aled - LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
Tea boy Jones said he was suffering from lack of sleep again. Dave wished happy birthday to Emma’s cousin in Walsall who is 18 today and Rachel wished happy birthday to her cousin in LA for tomorrow. Buzz Off was back for a second week and again wasn't particularly well received. Mis-Shapes by Pulp lasted only 1min 44. Dave was first to buzz, then Rachel, Aled and the listeners last.
HI THIS IS WES CHART CHAT: Today coming live from his kitchen. Wes’s grandma came to stay with him for a week before Christmas. Chris starting telling lies about Wes, saying that he never wanted his gran to come in the first place. I’ve honestly no idea of her name but it sounded a bit like Kabul, despite the fact that’s the capital of Afghanistan. Chris and Wes have the same agent. Chris moaned that he never gets any of the gigs Wes does. Tonight Wes is announcing the Brit nominees at the fancy Park Lane Hotel in London Village. Yesterdays number one was fat Michelle from Pop Idol. Chris didn’t want to play the song and said he didn’t mean to offend her but wished her all the best for her six months in the Music Industry and then was looking forward to seeing her back at work in McDonalds. Exec producer Joe Harland told him he had to play at least half of the song. Chris played exactly half, stopped it and then played his parody of it. It contained lyrics saying she was fat - “Don’t look like a pop star, more like a whale”, lyrics about cake, lyrics slagging off Dr Fox and the chorus was the chorus to Evergreen by Will Young, which coincidentally fitted the music perfectly.
Newsbeat's number one slaphead Dominic Bryne was in Norwich on Saturday watching a Shirley Bassey tribute act called Surely Bassey, for his grandad Jimmy’s 80th. Dom was born in Norwich and hasn’t been back since he was 6. After his time at the hotel, he said he still didn’t feel a big urge to go back. In other words, it’s a craphole. This week is another Radio 1 One Life campaign and the breakfast show has been put in charge of a fitness programme campaign. Just after 8am every day this week, Chris will play a short package voiced by Greyhead in his BBC 1950’s voice. Today’s was explaining the art of waking up and telling us to open our eyes, yawn heartily, scratch and stretch. There is even a short video version for each day of the week on Chris’s mini-site. Today’s features Chris, Dave, Juliet and Rachel. Dave said Rachel looks like a cross between Bjorn Borg and Mark Knopfler in it. You can see it here although you need a Real One player. Talking of exercise stuff, Jade Goody has a new dance workout video coming out. No honestly she does. Chris had got the audio from the TV ad as Sophie had told him he had to see it. Chris took the piss, credited Jade for losing the weight she has and then played the cheesy clips from the ad to death, although they were funny. Chris hasn’t shaved since he started the new show and is growing a beard for breakfast. Dave said that added to his current long hair, it made him look slightly homeless. Chris said he was only taking after Colin Murray and Jo Whiley’s producer Piers Bradford who have/are both sporting new unshaven looks at the moment. Following on from the (limited) success of When Dom met Tom, Dominic is interviewing another Hollywood A-Lister today, Renée Zellweger. The mention of the word Renée sparked off a big 'Allo 'Allo link which caused Chris to ask Dom to say both “'Allo 'Allo” and “Good mooning” at the start of the interview, in a stereotypical and slightly offensive french accent of course. The interview is on the set of the new Bridget Jones film. Chris said he wanted to come as well and a minute later Dave was arranging a mini-bus to take the whole show and some other Radio 1 hangers-on there. Dom’s people said a maximum of 4 so like you did at school, the team all stood in a line at the back of the studio and Dom had to pick only 3 to accompany him. He picked Chris, Dave and Juliet. Aled and Rachel were snubbed. Well Aled’s shout of “You look great Dom, love your hair” kind of ruled him out straight away. Kinder texted in to say Rachel couldn’t go anyway as she has to be making this years Sony entry. No doubt the interview clips and more from today’s trip will be on tomorrows show. Chris said they were having trouble giving away the fake Gucci handbag Victoria Beckham signed on Friday’s show. This is because the giving of counterfeit goods is illegal and Gucci might sue them for £30 million. That was the stumbling block really as Dave said it was “..a sizable amount and something we certainly can’t cover in our show budget”. Numerous texts came in trying to find a way around the problem but to no avail.
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
SAM a male nurse from Leeds 2
NICHOLA a ceramic manager in London, originally from Northern Ireland 1
*Sam let Nichola win after Chris cheated to help him get to 1-1, thinking he wouldn’t get the last one anyway. Chris said he’d send Sam some kind of CD, until he asked for the Jamie Cullum jazz one which resulted in a “Whoooooo?” from Chris.
Daves Tedious Link
The Shamen Ebeneezer Goode - Good is the opposite of bad - Bad was the title of a 1987 album by Michael Jackson - Michael Jackson made famous the wearing of one glove a craze that has now been copied by many golfers - Golfers are famous for wearing ridiculous trousers as was MC Hammer - MC Hammer is now a reverend or a minister or something - If you remove the second ‘I’ from the word minister you get minster as in York Minster which is one of the primary attractions in the city of York - York is the home of Shed Seven - Shed Seven’s first Top 30 single release was entitled Dolphin - Dolphins are known for being friendly to tuna - Tuna is a type of fish - Fish is the name of the lead singer of Marillion who had a 1985 hit with Kayleigh - Kayleigh rhymes with Hayley as in Hayley Evetts who was that brummie bird out of Pop Idol who I think was going out with Gareth Gates until she found out he’d been knocking off Jordan - Jordan is a regular on the London party circuit as is Dani Behr - and Dani Behr has enjoyed several relationships over the years with high profile beaus including Ryan Giggs of Man Utd and J from Five - Which links us to 5ive and Keep On Movin'
BIG GUEST NEWS
David Walliams and Matt Lucas from Little Britain will be in the studio on Thursday mornings show. yeah I know...
Chris was back in Leeds for the weekend and went to watch them get beat again, this time 1-0 by Spurs on Saturday. Everton lost 2-1 at Fulham and Kiddy Harriers got beat 1-0 at Mansfield so Chris, Dave and Rachel gave their usual “it alienates a lot of the listeners” excuse, to get out of discussing the football. Chris did say he saw Robbie Keane (who scored the goal) in the players lounge afterwards at Elland Road. Robbie asked him how he was. Chris gave a fake smile and hello and then told him to bugger off under his breath. Chris set his Sky Plus for a few shows over the weekend and when him and Sophie arrived back in London last night, they sat down to watch the final of Shattered that they had taped. After 40 minutes Chris realised that they were not watching the final and were instead watching Friday’s show. Sophie was gutted as she had gone through all of Sunday avoiding the result. Chris didn’t know who had won so deliberately turned his headphones and monitors off during 7am Newsbeat when it was mentioned. Rachel didn’t know either so they placed a hefty £1 bet on who the winner was. Needless to say Chris lost as he went for the goofy doctor psychiatrist (I’ve not watched it, dunno his name) and Rachel went for PC Claire who won. Chris also hadn’t heard the news over the weekend that his “mate” Jeremy Edwards and Rachel Stevens had finally split (close friends then) and he said that it now gave him a bit of a dilemma. He said Jeremy was a good friend, a good lad and he has a lot of time for him. On the other hand however, Rachel is “a piece of ass”. Dave said he thought that was “sensitively dealt with”.
Chris and Dave wound up Rachel over where Kidderminster is again. It’s in Worcestershire but Rachel was annoyed that Alan Green on 5 Live referred to it as part of the Black country when he was commentating on the Harriers - Wolves Cup match the other week. Chris and Dave talked about the fact that Liverpool fan Green is totally unbiased in his commentary. Chris said he was sure that after one Liverpool goal against Leeds, he could hear Party Poppers going off and Celebration by Kool & the Gang on as Green did the conga round the press box. Rachel was all bunged up today and Chris couldn’t decide what was worse, a Kidderminster accent or a cold. The answer - both. Chris talked about the fact it’s his 24th birthday next month. Dave said he’s 24 this year as well.
Chris - And when are you 35 Aled?
Aled - LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!
Tea boy Jones said he was suffering from lack of sleep again. Dave wished happy birthday to Emma’s cousin in Walsall who is 18 today and Rachel wished happy birthday to her cousin in LA for tomorrow. Buzz Off was back for a second week and again wasn't particularly well received. Mis-Shapes by Pulp lasted only 1min 44. Dave was first to buzz, then Rachel, Aled and the listeners last.
HI THIS IS WES CHART CHAT: Today coming live from his kitchen. Wes’s grandma came to stay with him for a week before Christmas. Chris starting telling lies about Wes, saying that he never wanted his gran to come in the first place. I’ve honestly no idea of her name but it sounded a bit like Kabul, despite the fact that’s the capital of Afghanistan. Chris and Wes have the same agent. Chris moaned that he never gets any of the gigs Wes does. Tonight Wes is announcing the Brit nominees at the fancy Park Lane Hotel in London Village. Yesterdays number one was fat Michelle from Pop Idol. Chris didn’t want to play the song and said he didn’t mean to offend her but wished her all the best for her six months in the Music Industry and then was looking forward to seeing her back at work in McDonalds. Exec producer Joe Harland told him he had to play at least half of the song. Chris played exactly half, stopped it and then played his parody of it. It contained lyrics saying she was fat - “Don’t look like a pop star, more like a whale”, lyrics about cake, lyrics slagging off Dr Fox and the chorus was the chorus to Evergreen by Will Young, which coincidentally fitted the music perfectly.
Newsbeat's number one slaphead Dominic Bryne was in Norwich on Saturday watching a Shirley Bassey tribute act called Surely Bassey, for his grandad Jimmy’s 80th. Dom was born in Norwich and hasn’t been back since he was 6. After his time at the hotel, he said he still didn’t feel a big urge to go back. In other words, it’s a craphole. This week is another Radio 1 One Life campaign and the breakfast show has been put in charge of a fitness programme campaign. Just after 8am every day this week, Chris will play a short package voiced by Greyhead in his BBC 1950’s voice. Today’s was explaining the art of waking up and telling us to open our eyes, yawn heartily, scratch and stretch. There is even a short video version for each day of the week on Chris’s mini-site. Today’s features Chris, Dave, Juliet and Rachel. Dave said Rachel looks like a cross between Bjorn Borg and Mark Knopfler in it. You can see it here although you need a Real One player. Talking of exercise stuff, Jade Goody has a new dance workout video coming out. No honestly she does. Chris had got the audio from the TV ad as Sophie had told him he had to see it. Chris took the piss, credited Jade for losing the weight she has and then played the cheesy clips from the ad to death, although they were funny. Chris hasn’t shaved since he started the new show and is growing a beard for breakfast. Dave said that added to his current long hair, it made him look slightly homeless. Chris said he was only taking after Colin Murray and Jo Whiley’s producer Piers Bradford who have/are both sporting new unshaven looks at the moment. Following on from the (limited) success of When Dom met Tom, Dominic is interviewing another Hollywood A-Lister today, Renée Zellweger. The mention of the word Renée sparked off a big 'Allo 'Allo link which caused Chris to ask Dom to say both “'Allo 'Allo” and “Good mooning” at the start of the interview, in a stereotypical and slightly offensive french accent of course. The interview is on the set of the new Bridget Jones film. Chris said he wanted to come as well and a minute later Dave was arranging a mini-bus to take the whole show and some other Radio 1 hangers-on there. Dom’s people said a maximum of 4 so like you did at school, the team all stood in a line at the back of the studio and Dom had to pick only 3 to accompany him. He picked Chris, Dave and Juliet. Aled and Rachel were snubbed. Well Aled’s shout of “You look great Dom, love your hair” kind of ruled him out straight away. Kinder texted in to say Rachel couldn’t go anyway as she has to be making this years Sony entry. No doubt the interview clips and more from today’s trip will be on tomorrows show. Chris said they were having trouble giving away the fake Gucci handbag Victoria Beckham signed on Friday’s show. This is because the giving of counterfeit goods is illegal and Gucci might sue them for £30 million. That was the stumbling block really as Dave said it was “..a sizable amount and something we certainly can’t cover in our show budget”. Numerous texts came in trying to find a way around the problem but to no avail.
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
SAM a male nurse from Leeds 2
NICHOLA a ceramic manager in London, originally from Northern Ireland 1
*Sam let Nichola win after Chris cheated to help him get to 1-1, thinking he wouldn’t get the last one anyway. Chris said he’d send Sam some kind of CD, until he asked for the Jamie Cullum jazz one which resulted in a “Whoooooo?” from Chris.
Daves Tedious Link
The Shamen Ebeneezer Goode - Good is the opposite of bad - Bad was the title of a 1987 album by Michael Jackson - Michael Jackson made famous the wearing of one glove a craze that has now been copied by many golfers - Golfers are famous for wearing ridiculous trousers as was MC Hammer - MC Hammer is now a reverend or a minister or something - If you remove the second ‘I’ from the word minister you get minster as in York Minster which is one of the primary attractions in the city of York - York is the home of Shed Seven - Shed Seven’s first Top 30 single release was entitled Dolphin - Dolphins are known for being friendly to tuna - Tuna is a type of fish - Fish is the name of the lead singer of Marillion who had a 1985 hit with Kayleigh - Kayleigh rhymes with Hayley as in Hayley Evetts who was that brummie bird out of Pop Idol who I think was going out with Gareth Gates until she found out he’d been knocking off Jordan - Jordan is a regular on the London party circuit as is Dani Behr - and Dani Behr has enjoyed several relationships over the years with high profile beaus including Ryan Giggs of Man Utd and J from Five - Which links us to 5ive and Keep On Movin'
BIG GUEST NEWS
David Walliams and Matt Lucas from Little Britain will be in the studio on Thursday mornings show. yeah I know...
