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- Tue Dec 02, 2003 10:08 pm
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1. Stereophonics - Have A Nice Day, 2. The Black Eyed Peas - Shut Up, 3. Busted - Crashed The Wedding, 4. Kevin Lyttle - Turn Me On, 5. Ultrabeat - Feelin' Fine 3:30 NEWS 6. Christina Aguilera feat Lil’ Kim - Can’t Hold Us Down, 7. Dido - Life For Rent, 8. Muse - Hysteria, 9. Missy Elliott - Get Ur Freak On, 10. Sugababes - Too Lost In You, 11. Puddle Of Mudd - Away From Me, 12. 50 Cent feat Snoop Dogg - P.I.M.P 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 13. Outkast - Hey Ya, 14. Angel City feat Lara McAllen - Love Me Right, 15. Blue feat S Wonder & A Stone - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours, 16. Wayne Wonder - No Letting Go 5:00 NEWS AND SPORT 17. Nelly Furtado - Powerless, 18. The Strokes - Last Nite, 19. Girls Aloud - Jump, 20. Madonna - Express Yourself (Tedious Link), 21. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Todays show began with EastEnders chat. Chris watched it last night and talked about the fact that Phil Mitchell might be going to jail. Chris asked how he can afford the solicitor he always has (Malcolm) as Chris thought he looked expensive. Chris said he was so expensive that OJ Simpson probably used him. Dave quickly nipped in ‘but of course OJ is a totally innocent man’. Texts came in saying Phil Mitchell can afford him because he owns virtually everything in Walford. A text also came in saying that Grant is coming back to ‘rear revenge’. Dave said it was probably a typo for reap revenge. Aled was suddenly interested anyway. Dave said Steve McFadden (who plays Phil Mitchell) is in panto in Woking this Xmas. Daves claim to fame is that he and Steve share the same hairdresser (despite the fact that Steve is bald). Chris thinks that Jill Halfpenny who plays Kate Mitchell in EastEnders is fit. She used to play Nicola Dobson in Byker Grove. He searched for dirty pictures of her online.
Chris ripped Georgina’s 3:30 news bulletin to shreds again today. She wasn’t happy. Chris put on his sexy, husky voice and said he’d love to lay George down on a bed of petals and caress her soft skin. He then said he’d like to handcuff her to the bed... and leave her there. George again wasn’t too happy. Chris said he was only joking and quickly changed the subject:
Chris - How is your love life?
George - I don’t want to talk about it. Can I go now please?
Chris - Is it not good?
George - It’s none of your business
Chris - Hey listen you know I’m always here for you
George - You know it’s none of your business
Chris - I’m only asking what’s wrong with you
George - Is your love life so sad that you’ve got to ask about everybody elses?
Chris - No. It’s so perfect actually...I like to laugh at others who don’t have a perfect love life
George - Right I’m going now, bye
Chris - Oh, I’m joking George...George...c’mon don’t be like that
George - Apologise
Chris - What for?
George - For being rude and asking about my love life. It’s not the
sort of thing you ask when I’ve just read the news
Chris - I could ask a lot worse...Is it one of those times at the moment?
George - I’m going now, bye
Chris - What’s wrong with that question for gods sake?
George (off mic) - I’m going. I’m not answering things like that
Chris - Alright, I’ll ask a question that gives an insight into your life but isn’t too rude. Right?
George - Better be nice
Chris - I just want the listeners to get to know you a bit better and then you become more of a person and friend to them, rather than a newsrobot like all the others in newsbeat. That’s why I asked the questions, because they give an insight into your personal life.
George - So it wasn’t just because you couldn’t think of anything else
to say?
Chris - No No course not. I’ll ask another personal question then, that you won’t mind answering...and it will give the listeners an insight into your life
George - OK
Chris - What’s your favourite position?
George (off mic) - I’m out, I’m gone, bye
(Chris plays record)
Heat Magazine is out today and on page 24 there is a picture of Chris filming the new Radio 1 TV ad that goes out in January. There was also a picture of Chris ‘snapped’ reading Heat. Dave’s left arm and ear were also in shot. Chris had obviously been asked to pose with the magazine as Dave said ‘I can’t believe the way they got that picture of you without us even noticing anyone was there’. Rachel laughed loudly and that kinda gave the game away. Chris flicked through ‘The week in Pictures’ section. It included a few of the Pop Idols, Alex Parks (Chris said he finds her really sexy and he would turn her) and Simon Cowell’s girlfriend on the beach, ironically reading his autobiography. Chris was midway through the link when Dave belched loudly. Dave denied it was him and pointed an accusing finger at Rachel. Chris decided to settle the debate by playing the tape back. After a few listens to his loud belch, Dave said ‘It might have been me’. Chris met Heidi and Mutya from the Sugababes the other night. He signed an autograph for Heidi’s mum. After slagging her earlier in the year, Chris now fancies her. Rachel and Aled thought he had met Keisha not Mutya. Chris didn’t know so searched on the net for their names. It was Mutya. However, Chris said Keisha’s dad drives a cab in London and picked up his girlfriend Sophie from work the other night. Chris looked for more Heidi pics on the internet and said sorry for stopping the link while he did it.
Dave - It's OK, we’ll hold
Chris - Hey steady, I’m only having a look
David Blaine was due to be a guest on tomorrow’s show, but Rachel got a call from the PR company this morning saying that he won’t be on because of ‘scheduling issues’. Chris decided to ask people to text in with guests for the show tomorrow instead. After numerous suggestions including Roy Cropper, Colin Farrell, the bloke from the Halifax ads and Melissa Joan Hart, Chris compiled a wishlist shortlist of 6 to people to vote from. Hence Vote 81199 for the following - Bruce Forsyth, Robbie Williams, Jonny Wilkinson, Ozzy Osbourne, Victoria Beckham and Paul Daniels.
Im sorry to say my bit was one of the most dullest hour and bits Ive had the misfortune to review. Chris gave away the pieces of tat after 5 to more people who emailed in their number. Chris, your listeners are thick, thats why they dont complain about endless plays of the Darkness and thats why they do the wrong thing when it comes to texting. Noone gives a toss about texting. If Chris guaranteed they would be on the show then there might have been a point but there is more chance of David Dickinson having a gay affair with Mr T from A Team in a small perspex box mounted over the Thames than Robbie coming on the show. Its just a way of saying you have nothing to talk about and have no features. In the interests of anyone who cared, here is the final total.
6th. Paul Daniels - 617 - 4.29%
5th. Victoria Beckham - 673 - 4.68%
4th. Robbie Williams - 1283 - 8.92%
3rd. Bruce Forsyth - 1628 - 11.32%
2nd. Jonny Wilkinson - 4516 - 31.41%
1st. Ozzy Osbourne - 5659 - 39.36%
Daves Tedious Link
David Bowie Heroes - Heroes in a half shell was the strapline for the show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Turtles give birth to their young in egg forms, something they share in common with chickens - Chickens have wings - Wings of a Dove was a 1983 hit for Madness - Madness lead singer is called Suggs - Add an L and you get slugs which are a type of mollusc - The word mollusc contains many of the letters that appear in the word column -Column inches are what Paddy O Connell measures with a ruler - A ruler is also good for drawing a straight line - Line dancing is popular with fans of country music - Country music as the name suggests is more popular in the rural areas of America as are cows - Cows are the primary bovine providers of milk -One ofthe biggest names in the world of milk is Express Dairies - If you remove the word diaries, you are left with express and when you think of the word express in the world of popular girlfriend pop music you think of Express Yourself - Which links us to Madonna and Express Yourself.
Todays show began with EastEnders chat. Chris watched it last night and talked about the fact that Phil Mitchell might be going to jail. Chris asked how he can afford the solicitor he always has (Malcolm) as Chris thought he looked expensive. Chris said he was so expensive that OJ Simpson probably used him. Dave quickly nipped in ‘but of course OJ is a totally innocent man’. Texts came in saying Phil Mitchell can afford him because he owns virtually everything in Walford. A text also came in saying that Grant is coming back to ‘rear revenge’. Dave said it was probably a typo for reap revenge. Aled was suddenly interested anyway. Dave said Steve McFadden (who plays Phil Mitchell) is in panto in Woking this Xmas. Daves claim to fame is that he and Steve share the same hairdresser (despite the fact that Steve is bald). Chris thinks that Jill Halfpenny who plays Kate Mitchell in EastEnders is fit. She used to play Nicola Dobson in Byker Grove. He searched for dirty pictures of her online.
Chris ripped Georgina’s 3:30 news bulletin to shreds again today. She wasn’t happy. Chris put on his sexy, husky voice and said he’d love to lay George down on a bed of petals and caress her soft skin. He then said he’d like to handcuff her to the bed... and leave her there. George again wasn’t too happy. Chris said he was only joking and quickly changed the subject:
Chris - How is your love life?
George - I don’t want to talk about it. Can I go now please?
Chris - Is it not good?
George - It’s none of your business
Chris - Hey listen you know I’m always here for you
George - You know it’s none of your business
Chris - I’m only asking what’s wrong with you
George - Is your love life so sad that you’ve got to ask about everybody elses?
Chris - No. It’s so perfect actually...I like to laugh at others who don’t have a perfect love life
George - Right I’m going now, bye
Chris - Oh, I’m joking George...George...c’mon don’t be like that
George - Apologise
Chris - What for?
George - For being rude and asking about my love life. It’s not the
sort of thing you ask when I’ve just read the news
Chris - I could ask a lot worse...Is it one of those times at the moment?
George - I’m going now, bye
Chris - What’s wrong with that question for gods sake?
George (off mic) - I’m going. I’m not answering things like that
Chris - Alright, I’ll ask a question that gives an insight into your life but isn’t too rude. Right?
George - Better be nice
Chris - I just want the listeners to get to know you a bit better and then you become more of a person and friend to them, rather than a newsrobot like all the others in newsbeat. That’s why I asked the questions, because they give an insight into your personal life.
George - So it wasn’t just because you couldn’t think of anything else
to say?
Chris - No No course not. I’ll ask another personal question then, that you won’t mind answering...and it will give the listeners an insight into your life
George - OK
Chris - What’s your favourite position?
George (off mic) - I’m out, I’m gone, bye
(Chris plays record)
Heat Magazine is out today and on page 24 there is a picture of Chris filming the new Radio 1 TV ad that goes out in January. There was also a picture of Chris ‘snapped’ reading Heat. Dave’s left arm and ear were also in shot. Chris had obviously been asked to pose with the magazine as Dave said ‘I can’t believe the way they got that picture of you without us even noticing anyone was there’. Rachel laughed loudly and that kinda gave the game away. Chris flicked through ‘The week in Pictures’ section. It included a few of the Pop Idols, Alex Parks (Chris said he finds her really sexy and he would turn her) and Simon Cowell’s girlfriend on the beach, ironically reading his autobiography. Chris was midway through the link when Dave belched loudly. Dave denied it was him and pointed an accusing finger at Rachel. Chris decided to settle the debate by playing the tape back. After a few listens to his loud belch, Dave said ‘It might have been me’. Chris met Heidi and Mutya from the Sugababes the other night. He signed an autograph for Heidi’s mum. After slagging her earlier in the year, Chris now fancies her. Rachel and Aled thought he had met Keisha not Mutya. Chris didn’t know so searched on the net for their names. It was Mutya. However, Chris said Keisha’s dad drives a cab in London and picked up his girlfriend Sophie from work the other night. Chris looked for more Heidi pics on the internet and said sorry for stopping the link while he did it.
Dave - It's OK, we’ll hold
Chris - Hey steady, I’m only having a look
David Blaine was due to be a guest on tomorrow’s show, but Rachel got a call from the PR company this morning saying that he won’t be on because of ‘scheduling issues’. Chris decided to ask people to text in with guests for the show tomorrow instead. After numerous suggestions including Roy Cropper, Colin Farrell, the bloke from the Halifax ads and Melissa Joan Hart, Chris compiled a wishlist shortlist of 6 to people to vote from. Hence Vote 81199 for the following - Bruce Forsyth, Robbie Williams, Jonny Wilkinson, Ozzy Osbourne, Victoria Beckham and Paul Daniels.
Im sorry to say my bit was one of the most dullest hour and bits Ive had the misfortune to review. Chris gave away the pieces of tat after 5 to more people who emailed in their number. Chris, your listeners are thick, thats why they dont complain about endless plays of the Darkness and thats why they do the wrong thing when it comes to texting. Noone gives a toss about texting. If Chris guaranteed they would be on the show then there might have been a point but there is more chance of David Dickinson having a gay affair with Mr T from A Team in a small perspex box mounted over the Thames than Robbie coming on the show. Its just a way of saying you have nothing to talk about and have no features. In the interests of anyone who cared, here is the final total.
6th. Paul Daniels - 617 - 4.29%
5th. Victoria Beckham - 673 - 4.68%
4th. Robbie Williams - 1283 - 8.92%
3rd. Bruce Forsyth - 1628 - 11.32%
2nd. Jonny Wilkinson - 4516 - 31.41%
1st. Ozzy Osbourne - 5659 - 39.36%
Daves Tedious Link
David Bowie Heroes - Heroes in a half shell was the strapline for the show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Turtles give birth to their young in egg forms, something they share in common with chickens - Chickens have wings - Wings of a Dove was a 1983 hit for Madness - Madness lead singer is called Suggs - Add an L and you get slugs which are a type of mollusc - The word mollusc contains many of the letters that appear in the word column -Column inches are what Paddy O Connell measures with a ruler - A ruler is also good for drawing a straight line - Line dancing is popular with fans of country music - Country music as the name suggests is more popular in the rural areas of America as are cows - Cows are the primary bovine providers of milk -One ofthe biggest names in the world of milk is Express Dairies - If you remove the word diaries, you are left with express and when you think of the word express in the world of popular girlfriend pop music you think of Express Yourself - Which links us to Madonna and Express Yourself.
