The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Travis - Re-Offender, 2. Bubba Sparxx - Ugly, 3. Texas - Carnival Girl, 4. Muse - Time Is Running Out 3:30 NEWS 5. Rachel Stevens - Sweet Dreams My LA-Ex, 6. The Chemical Brothers feat The Flaming Lips - The Golden Path, 7. Nickelback - Someday, 8. Kelly Rowland - Stole, 9. Sophie Ellis Bextor - Mixed Up World, 10. 50 Cent feat Snoop Dogg - P.I.M.P, 11. Lasgo - Something, 12. Electric Six - Dance Commander, 13. Sean Paul - Like Glue, 14. Unnamed band - Cover of The Cheers Theme 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 15. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called
Love, 16. Mark Ronson feat Ghostface & Nate Dogg - Ooh Wee, 17. Craig David - World Filled With Love, 18. Lee-Cabrera feat Alex Cartana - Shake It (Move A Little Closer) 5:00 NEWS AND SPORT 19. Beyoncé Knowles feat Sean Paul - Baby Boy, 20. Robbie Williams - Something Beautiful, 21. Travis - Mid-Life Krysis, 22. The Cranberries - Linger (Tedious Link), 23. Eminem - Without Me, 24. Pink - Trouble

In preparation for Derren Brown being on the phone into today’s show, Chris decided to find some Mind Control tests on his website to test Dave and Aled with (Rachel was on a course so Aled was producing today). It started off well until it became obvious that the fact that Dave had got the same number as Chris predicted in the first test correct, was a complete and utter fluke. Chris was crap at it so resorted to less testing matters. He asked Dave and Aled to think of a female American pop singer who has dated Justin Timberlake. Aled said Britney Spears and Chris said he was right. Dave said he had been thinking of Richard Marx. Chris said the weather was awful today. He then correctly got lots of texts and e-mails saying it was nice across most of England and indeed the UK today, but from the Midlands upwards. Chris said he hated London. He said the weather was bad and the prices were high. Dave added it’s full of *. Aled suggested Chris go and sit on a sun bed if he wants to get a tan in the winter. Chris asked Aled if he has been to one where you stand nude wearing the goggles. Aled says he has and he stands there thinking about Chris, Dave and the show - which they found slightly disconcerting.
There was a surprisingly high response via text from people standing nude in sun bed places across the United Kingdom. It was in the 3:30 news that Tom Baker has apparently said Eddie Izzard is to be the new Doctor Who when it begins again on the BBC in 2005, although they (the BBC) have so far refused to comment. Chris said he once met Sylvester McCoy in London. Jon Stewart who’s reading the news this week thought Sylvester McCoy was a great Dr Who. Chris didn’t think so. Jon then talked about really geeky Dr Who type stuff - which resulted in Chris saying he was a nerd and telling him '2 words - get laid.'
Chris was in the pub with Dave last night (Chris said the marriage was on the rocks already) and again talked about Dave’s remarkable memory for UK phone number codes. He tested him on the codes for Birmingham, Bath, Bedford, Leicester, Huddersfield, Bradford, Derby, Glasgow, Bristol, Bournemouth and many more. Dave knew them all. Chris said he was a nerd as well. Dave said he knew it from his days ringing different office branches when he worked at a record company. Chris said Dave had never worked at a record company. Dave said he had. Dave had 4 Guess Who’s from today but they only played it once. He saw Alistair Stewart of Police, Camera Action fame walking (he’s been banned from driving) in central London. Dave said he was going to offer him a lift. The other 3 Guess Who’s will be on tomorrow’s show.
Today’s main football news is Peter Reid is being kept on as Leeds manager for the time being but Chris said he is not looking forward to going up to the game against Blackburn on Saturday. Chris had 2 new tracks to play on the show today. One was a pretty good bootleg sent in without a name, just a telephone number. It was Ray Parker Junior’s Ghost Busters versus I Like to Move It by Reel 2 Real and was called ‘Busting makes me feel good’. The other was a kind of punk cover of the theme to Cheers. Chris really liked it but wouldn’t say who it was by - just so no-one else could find it and play it on their local-radio show. Dave thinks it’s time for Electric Six to leave the building although he says their new one Dance Commander is growing on him now. Hmmm. Not so sure myself. Chris also told the joke from the text that ‘If Derren Brown had a peanut allergy he could play Russian Roulette with a bag of revels’ and Chris also said Brown wouldn’t die live on Channel 4 on Sunday - ‘if he was going to he’d have chosen Channel 5 like I did.’
Derren Brown eventually phoned in. Chris asked if he could have his flat if he kills himself and he said yes. Chris glossed over the fact that the last time Derren came in he had promised to go and see one of his live shows, which he never turned up to. Chris retorted that he could come on the show anytime, next week to promote his new DVD, out next Monday in all good and crap video stores. Derren was about to fly out to the secret destination along with the final 5 people he has whittled down he thinks he can trust. There was 12,000 people who applied. Derren said that there were a couple who were a bit scary on the gun, complete nutters. They didnt pass the test. Derren said that he will only perform the stunt if he is genuinely confident he knows which one its in. Any doubts and he will not do it. Derren has been trying to take away the gun side to the event by practising with 6 cups on a table. He doesnt want to think about the gun as he doesnt want to get nervous. He said that there is always a sense of nervousness when you hold a gun to your head (no, cant be surely!). Derren will be live (albeit on a 1 minute time delay so if the worst happens you wont see his head smashed to smithereens on live telly) at 9pm on Channel 4.
Chris said he would rather watch Derren than a stupid American twat in a box. Chris took the piss out of Davids monotonous voice. This is the same Chris who completely licked his ass last year when he was on the show to promote a book.

Those dreaded words for hopefully the final time. FAME ACADEMY. Yes, its finally fiinishing with the likelihood that Alistair will probably win as hes a male and he sings like a non entity boy band singer that didnt have the looks to get into one. David Sneedon 2003 please step forward. Remember one of the prizes last year, an appearance in a blockbuster film... maybe he should just put himself in a perspex box and drink his own urine to get attention. Might help him get a better position in the charts if anything. The whole team wanted Alex to win. Aled had news that Jarvis twat wannabe Peter, has got back together with his girlfriend. Strange how one acts like a tosser but when a bit of fame comes a knocking, the girls stick by their man. If he was a fishmonger, I wouldnt expect the girl to come running back, do you? Enough of the cynicism, Fame Academy Final is on Saturday on BBC1 with the two finallists singing with Daniel Bedingfield.
Tomorrow Richard Park and Patrick Kielty will be coming on the show, possibly with an hour of difference because they hate each other so much.