[Chris]

Chris asked Will what kind of work he had lined up and he was greeted with an answer which bore little information. Chris asked if he was going to make films, Will said that it was a long way off yet though he would like to produce a film just to see his name at the start of the film. Chris said that he would have to be called William Kinder because the big producers like Speilberg dont shorten their name. Will said that he could add an initial to make him cooler although Chris commented that William N Kinder sounded like he could be mistaken for the fella that presented Fifteen-To-One.
Chris got onto the usual mucky videos subject but then said there was a film in America called Sea Biscuit which sounded rubbish but did well there about horses. Dave thought it was about submarines. Dave said that you should not go and see Down With Love starring Ewan McGregor because it is rubbish and a pure dream chick flick. The wife seemed to like it but Dave was thoroughly bored.
Chris talked about how when he starts to watch a film, his girlfriend starts to talk about her day. He said he finds it odd because she shuts up and never makes a noise whenever its a programme she wanted to watch. Dave said that his missus has an irritating habit of missing the first 10 minutes of a film doing something else and then asking who the person is and why are they doing that when you would know if you sat down to watch the start instead of fannying about.
Chris got a text from his girlfriend saying she heard what he said. Chris read from a site about Sea Biscuit film. It sounded crap and it starred Tobey Maguire.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329575/
Chris was annoyed again by people looking through the glass at him as if he was a monkey in the zoo. This place mentioned again at 5:40pm as Lizzie has taken the lead. Officially liked by Comedy Dave... quite an endorsement.
Some eejits rung in to pay their condolences. Option 3 is the Will Bereavement Line when you ring their number.

FA ALED
The remaining 4 students was in the Radio 1 studios yesterday to perform on the Jo Whiley show. Chris got to meet them. Peter and Carolynne were fans of the show and Peter mentioned that Aled is in Wales most eligible bachelors. Alex won a vote and will perform Yellow by Coldplay on Top Of The Pops. Aled didnt like Alistairs signing.
Peter and Carolynne are snogging still. Alex isnt happy about it. Chris still cant understand that Peter isnt gay. Peter even pecked Chris on the cheek. Edith Bowman saw Peter naked in the Academy.

Daves Tedious Link
Robbie Williams Old Before I Die - Robbie Williams has performed at the Royal Albert Hall as has Billy Connolly - Billy Connolly is married to Pamela Stephenson who used to perform on Not the Nine O * News with Rowan Atkinson - Rowan Atkinson recently starred in a movie alongside Natalie Imbruglia - Natalie Imbruglia is from Australia - Australia is the birthplace of Rolf Harris - Rolf Harris wears glasses, something he shares in common with Elton John - Elton John plays a piano - Pianoes have keys as do prison wardens - Prison wardens look after baddies - Baddies rhymes with Daddies which is a type of sauce - Other sauces include Tomato, Woucester and Brown - Brown is the surname of soul legend James - James Brown no doubt provided the inspiration to De La Soul - De La Soul made famous the lyric Three is the Magic Number which is now being used by BBC Three, the station that has brought us Three Non Blondes and 3 Non Blondes plus another would be 4 Non Blondes - Which links us to 4 Non Blondes and Whats Up

* Daddies aint a type of Sauce, its a brand of sauce
* Rolf Harris was born in Wales according to texts**

** not according to IMDB.com - 30 March 1930
Bassendean, Western Australia, Australia