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- Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:14 pm
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1. Sean Paul – Like Glue, 2. M&S Presents The Girl Next Door - Salsoul Nugget, 3. A - Good Time, 4. Dido – White Flag, 5. Jamelia - Superstar 3:30 NEWS 6. D. Kay & Epsilon feat Stamina MC - Barcelona, 7. Evanescence - Going Under, 8. Kontakt - Show Me A Sign, 9. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love, 10. Roger Sanchez - Another Chance, 11. Starsailor - Silence Is Easy, 12. Siobhan Donaghy - Twist of Fate, 13. Lumidee - Never Leave You (Uh-Oooh), 14. Good Charlotte - The Anthem, 15. Kings Of Leon - Molly’s Chambers 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 16. Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise, 17. Christina Aguilera feat Lil' Kim - Can't Hold Us Down, 18. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Stop, 19. Million Dan - Dogz & Sledgez 5:00 NEWS & SPORT 20. Lee-Cabrera feat Alex Cartana - Shake It (Move A Little Closer), 21. Pink - Family Portrait, 22. So Solid Crew feat The Reelists - Broken Silence, 23. Red Hot Chilli Peppers - The Zephyr Song, 24. Jaimeson - Complete, 25. Was (Not Was) - Shake Your Head (Chris’s Tedious Link), 26. The Coral - Pass It On, 27. Kelly Clarkson - Miss Independent
Chris began today’s show by moaning again about the fact Jo Whiley is away on another holiday this week. He said she gets a nose bleed when she has to work 2 weeks in a row. He also thinks that she’s using up Aled’s holiday allocation. This is because Aled has only taken 2 out of his 5 holiday weeks this year and is not planning to take any more until Christmas. Dr Mark Hamilton e-mailed in to say following yesterday’s appeal his missing jacket had been found. Someone called Steven Lowbridge had taken it by mistake from the wedding party and only realised this morning that it wasn’t his. Dave and Emma are still together and still on honeymoon and Chris said his tenner was down the drain as he thought they would have split up by now. Chris is in 3 magazines this week. He’s mentioned in the horoscopes in Heat, there is an article about the team in FHM (out tomorrow) and the gay magazine Attitude has Chris as the contestant in the ‘How Gay Are You’ quiz this month. He scored 52%, so Aled says Chris is more gay than he isn’t. Some of the questions include ‘Can you quote a line from Top Gun?’, ‘Who played The Wicked Witch in The Wizard Of Oz?’ and ‘In your house do you have any Egyptian cotton sheets?’. Chris said that the team could write a column for Attitude if they wanted them to.
On yesterdays show Scott from Southampton texted in saying he bet Chris 20 quid Southampton would beat Leeds 2-1. It was 0-0 in the end and Chris rang his number on air to claim his money. They decided to double or quits it on the return fixture later this season. Chris listened to last night’s game via the internet but didn’t hear half of it because of buffering. Aled said he needed to get broadband. Chris missed John Bradley (his mate) mentioning him in the commentary. (Chris must have been listening to Radio Aire). Chris explained what Gillette Soccer Saturday was to Will and Aled and how frustrating it was not being able to watch/listen to the game. Aled had a seemingly genius idea of getting one of Chris’s mates in the crowd to hold up a phone at the game and for Chris to put it on speaker in his house. Chris explained to Aled then he would be able to hear just the crowd noise and commentary on the game. Will’s idea was better. He said Chris should get the station (Radio Aire) to phone him up and put him on hold, so he could listen to the game. Bradders wasn’t listening when they mentioned him but Chris said he wouldn’t be listening to his own station because it was (cue Scott Mills voice) ‘rubbish’. He slagged off local radio stations for doing the battle of the sexes competition on their breakfast shows and using it as a listening point. Chris said his idea of a battle of the sexes would be a large female wrestler kicking the crap out of a weedy, wimpy accountant in a ring, live on the webcam.
George from Newsbeat’s mum has come down from Manchester today to see her. Although George was born in London, she lived in Manchester for 21 years. George did her best Manc impression - as did Chris. His sounded Scouse and he said everyone apart from people from Liverpool think his Scouse impressions are good - No they don’t Chris.
There was another fantastic John Peel technical disaster clip on today’s show. Chris was going to play it after the 3:30 news. He was first in the process of playing the old Grange Hill and Big Brother mess ups to George. Just as he was about to play the new clip, John appeared in the studio. He’d legged it in and chatted for a couple of minutes. Chris asked what he was doing in so early. He said he had a Radio 4 Show on a Wednesday. Chris said he had one of those as well. Chris didn’t have the balls to play the clip with Peel there. However, 20 minutes later (egged on by Will) he played it. John was introducing a record by Grandad Gareth and played the Fame Academy music instead (one for the Sound Vault). After about 20 seconds, the right song started. Peel back announced the record by saying ‘ If I ever find the piece of equipment that does that to me, I’m going to rip it out using my bare hands like a warrior ripping the heart out of an adversary.’
Chris blamed Aled for the screw-up because he didn’t log out Chris’s jingles from the system. Someone asked Chris to play Muse to brighten up their day. Chris saw the irony in that one. He played Sweet Child of Moped by Moped again today, and played Kings Of Leon for Ally in Lincoln who said they were talking about Pet Insurance on Radio 2 and he wanted to hear Kings Of Leon. It wasn’t on the list however, so Will said Chris could play it if they got enough texts. 14 000 came in and crashed the text messaging system.
Manchester Utd play the whipping boys Wolves tonight and Chris thought it would br funny if he bet on Wolves to win the match... at Old Trafford Aled stupidly asked where Wolves came from, it took him 6 or 7 minutes to figure it out though I think he went to the texts to find out. Wolves to win the match was 18/1. Wolves to win 2-0 was the same price as Man Utd to win 10-1. Chris sent Aled to the bookies and told him to put the magazine of Attitude sticking out of his back pocket for a laugh and a Black Country accent. For the benefits of non footie supporters, Man Utd won 1-0.
Will was getting into the betting lark with him looking at a site for strange bets on the football. For Roy Keane and Paul Ince to be sent off within a minute it was 150/1 and Wolves to win 4-0 was 1000/1. After 5 and they played more records than normal, possibly shielding the fact there is no Dave. Will asked if there was any famous Wolves supporters. Will checked a website that had famous Wolves supporters which was Jazz Man from Babylon Zoo, Peter Powell, David Coleman, Denise Lewis, Sue Lawley, Suzi Perry and Kevin Rowland.
Chris Tedious Link
Frankie Goes To Hollywood Relax - Frankie Howerd was a legendary comedian and comic actor best known for his roles in the Carry On movies - Carry On Abroad was the one that had Sid James going on holiday - Next week Chris is on holiday, Scott Mills will fill in whilst he is away - Scott is from Southampton - Southampton enjoyed a nil nil draw last night against Leeds - Nicky Byrne spent 2 years at Leeds Utd as a goalkeeper before deciding to embark on a singing career with Westlife - Westlife had a hit called Swear It Again - Ozzy Osbourne likes to swear and when not fronting his band Black Sabbath he likes to guest on other peoples tracks like the duet he did with Kim Basinger - Which links us to that track Was Not Was and Shake Your Head
Chris began today’s show by moaning again about the fact Jo Whiley is away on another holiday this week. He said she gets a nose bleed when she has to work 2 weeks in a row. He also thinks that she’s using up Aled’s holiday allocation. This is because Aled has only taken 2 out of his 5 holiday weeks this year and is not planning to take any more until Christmas. Dr Mark Hamilton e-mailed in to say following yesterday’s appeal his missing jacket had been found. Someone called Steven Lowbridge had taken it by mistake from the wedding party and only realised this morning that it wasn’t his. Dave and Emma are still together and still on honeymoon and Chris said his tenner was down the drain as he thought they would have split up by now. Chris is in 3 magazines this week. He’s mentioned in the horoscopes in Heat, there is an article about the team in FHM (out tomorrow) and the gay magazine Attitude has Chris as the contestant in the ‘How Gay Are You’ quiz this month. He scored 52%, so Aled says Chris is more gay than he isn’t. Some of the questions include ‘Can you quote a line from Top Gun?’, ‘Who played The Wicked Witch in The Wizard Of Oz?’ and ‘In your house do you have any Egyptian cotton sheets?’. Chris said that the team could write a column for Attitude if they wanted them to.
On yesterdays show Scott from Southampton texted in saying he bet Chris 20 quid Southampton would beat Leeds 2-1. It was 0-0 in the end and Chris rang his number on air to claim his money. They decided to double or quits it on the return fixture later this season. Chris listened to last night’s game via the internet but didn’t hear half of it because of buffering. Aled said he needed to get broadband. Chris missed John Bradley (his mate) mentioning him in the commentary. (Chris must have been listening to Radio Aire). Chris explained what Gillette Soccer Saturday was to Will and Aled and how frustrating it was not being able to watch/listen to the game. Aled had a seemingly genius idea of getting one of Chris’s mates in the crowd to hold up a phone at the game and for Chris to put it on speaker in his house. Chris explained to Aled then he would be able to hear just the crowd noise and commentary on the game. Will’s idea was better. He said Chris should get the station (Radio Aire) to phone him up and put him on hold, so he could listen to the game. Bradders wasn’t listening when they mentioned him but Chris said he wouldn’t be listening to his own station because it was (cue Scott Mills voice) ‘rubbish’. He slagged off local radio stations for doing the battle of the sexes competition on their breakfast shows and using it as a listening point. Chris said his idea of a battle of the sexes would be a large female wrestler kicking the crap out of a weedy, wimpy accountant in a ring, live on the webcam.
George from Newsbeat’s mum has come down from Manchester today to see her. Although George was born in London, she lived in Manchester for 21 years. George did her best Manc impression - as did Chris. His sounded Scouse and he said everyone apart from people from Liverpool think his Scouse impressions are good - No they don’t Chris.
There was another fantastic John Peel technical disaster clip on today’s show. Chris was going to play it after the 3:30 news. He was first in the process of playing the old Grange Hill and Big Brother mess ups to George. Just as he was about to play the new clip, John appeared in the studio. He’d legged it in and chatted for a couple of minutes. Chris asked what he was doing in so early. He said he had a Radio 4 Show on a Wednesday. Chris said he had one of those as well. Chris didn’t have the balls to play the clip with Peel there. However, 20 minutes later (egged on by Will) he played it. John was introducing a record by Grandad Gareth and played the Fame Academy music instead (one for the Sound Vault). After about 20 seconds, the right song started. Peel back announced the record by saying ‘ If I ever find the piece of equipment that does that to me, I’m going to rip it out using my bare hands like a warrior ripping the heart out of an adversary.’
Chris blamed Aled for the screw-up because he didn’t log out Chris’s jingles from the system. Someone asked Chris to play Muse to brighten up their day. Chris saw the irony in that one. He played Sweet Child of Moped by Moped again today, and played Kings Of Leon for Ally in Lincoln who said they were talking about Pet Insurance on Radio 2 and he wanted to hear Kings Of Leon. It wasn’t on the list however, so Will said Chris could play it if they got enough texts. 14 000 came in and crashed the text messaging system.
Manchester Utd play the whipping boys Wolves tonight and Chris thought it would br funny if he bet on Wolves to win the match... at Old Trafford Aled stupidly asked where Wolves came from, it took him 6 or 7 minutes to figure it out though I think he went to the texts to find out. Wolves to win the match was 18/1. Wolves to win 2-0 was the same price as Man Utd to win 10-1. Chris sent Aled to the bookies and told him to put the magazine of Attitude sticking out of his back pocket for a laugh and a Black Country accent. For the benefits of non footie supporters, Man Utd won 1-0.
Will was getting into the betting lark with him looking at a site for strange bets on the football. For Roy Keane and Paul Ince to be sent off within a minute it was 150/1 and Wolves to win 4-0 was 1000/1. After 5 and they played more records than normal, possibly shielding the fact there is no Dave. Will asked if there was any famous Wolves supporters. Will checked a website that had famous Wolves supporters which was Jazz Man from Babylon Zoo, Peter Powell, David Coleman, Denise Lewis, Sue Lawley, Suzi Perry and Kevin Rowland.
Chris Tedious Link
Frankie Goes To Hollywood Relax - Frankie Howerd was a legendary comedian and comic actor best known for his roles in the Carry On movies - Carry On Abroad was the one that had Sid James going on holiday - Next week Chris is on holiday, Scott Mills will fill in whilst he is away - Scott is from Southampton - Southampton enjoyed a nil nil draw last night against Leeds - Nicky Byrne spent 2 years at Leeds Utd as a goalkeeper before deciding to embark on a singing career with Westlife - Westlife had a hit called Swear It Again - Ozzy Osbourne likes to swear and when not fronting his band Black Sabbath he likes to guest on other peoples tracks like the duet he did with Kim Basinger - Which links us to that track Was Not Was and Shake Your Head
