The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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By Chris
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1. Jaimeson – True, 2. Kylie Minogue - Can’t Get You Out of My Head, 3. Rishi Rich Project feat Jay Sean & Juggy D - Dance With You (Nachna Tere Naal), 4. Stereophonics – Maybe Tomorrow, 5. Busted - Sleeping With The Light On 3:30 NEWS 6. Elton John - Are you ready for love, 7. Big Brovaz - Baby Boy, 8. Muse - Time is Running Out, 9. Tomcraft - Loneliness, 10. Kelly Clarkson - Miss Independent, 11. Sean Paul - Like Glue, 12. Nickelback - How You Remind Me, 13. Girls Aloud - Life Got Cold, 14. Ultrabeat - Pretty Green Eyes, 15. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 16. D. Kay & Epsilon feat Stamina MC - Barcelona, 17. The Thrills - Santa Cruz (You're Not That Far), 18. Jurgen Vries - Wilderness, 19. Dizzee Rascal - Fix Up, Look Sharp 5:00 NEWS & SPORT 20. Christina Aguilera feat Lil' Kim - Can't Hold Us Down, 21. Basement Jaxx - Do Your Thing, 22. Abs feat Nodesha - Miss Perfect, 23. DMX - X Gonna Give It To Ya, 24. Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (Chris’s Tedious Link and STILL BANNED BY RADIO 1), 25. Starsailor - Silence Is Easy, 26. Good Charlotte - The Anthem

Just Chris, Will and Aled on the show this week as Dave is on honeymoon. The first link was basically a wedding round-up from Saturday. Aled didn’t wear a red suit after all, much to everybody’s disappointment at the wedding. He was asked by virtually everyone where it was all day on Saturday. Chris said both Dave and Emma looked great, but they couldn’t put any pictures on the website because of the Heat magazine embargo. However there was no stopping Radio 1 Online who narrowly missed out to Heat in the bidding war - and there is a picture (distorted) online, apparently drawn by the Newsbeat Court Reporter.
Chris said the weather was boiling hot and he’d never been to such a rushed ceremony in his life: ‘Do you .. yes.. Do you.. yes let’s get outside’ as there was no air con inside. Dave went down the aisle to Z Cars, the Everton walk-on music. He also wore his lucky blue Everton socks which Will said made him look stupid in the photos. Dave’s first line of his speech was ‘It’s been a great day .. We beat Fulham 3-0’. Chris said Lizzie was at the wedding, drunk and giggling uncontrollably before it had even begun. Scott Mills wasn’t there because he’s apparently quite seriously ill. Chris thought Neil from the breakfast show looked like Rick Astley at the wedding - and he didn’t appreciate Chris singing Rick Astley songs to him for about an hour on Saturday Night.
Chris said old producer Ben looked like Gareth Gates, as he was dressed in all white. As was Exec producer Ferg who brought his own booze in a rucksack but got caught out at the hotel. His argument was that he was told they could bring their own booze. When asked by some bloke from the hotel who told him that, he said it would be unfair to say. Also Chris said somebody nameless was very drunk on Sunday in the hotel and interrupted another couple’s wedding party to tell them they were both ugly. However they thought the nameless person looked like the Grinch so everyone started up a chant of ‘Grinch, Grinch, Grinch’, which Chris found very funny. Dr Mark Hamilton lost his jacket on Saturday night and still hasn’t got it back. Chris played the Crimewatch music and urged any one with any info about it’s disappearance to get in touch.
He said it smelt of surgical spirit, had rubber gloves in it’s pockets and had ‘property of Manchester Royal Infirmary’ inscribed within it. Emma’s cousin Hayley e-mailed in to say hello and Chris said she had stole it. Aled came in to work on Sunday and Monday on his days off. He tidied Will's desk and Chris said he was looking for Will's porn. Yesterday Aled also bumped into Westwood who said hello. Chris did a good Westwood impression of him saying ‘yo Aled shamai’.
Other highlights today were Will screwing up the pronunciation of the Rishi Rich Project and Chris impersonating June Sarpong’s deep voice. Girls Aloud have been slagging off Vernon Kay and June Sarpong and Chris said he’d pay good money to see Girls Aloud fighting June Sarpong (so would I, Id like to see if they make her bottom lip even bigger-bob). Chris also invited the nation’s 34FF women to e-mail in pictures of themselves. He said Lucy Pinder on the front cover of today’s Daily Star has a decent figure but looks a bit ropey and has tree trunk legs. Will said that the girl in question is the one Aled said looked like his girlfriend last week. Chris said it proves his point. He also slagged off the Sun for quoting each day’s pictured Page 3 Girl commenting on a recent news story. He said they were made up and that the job of a Page 3 Girl was to stand up, shirt off, boobs out and gob shut. He said that way everybody was happy. Not to be accused of any sexism, Chris said they should bring back the the Page 7 hunks for the girls. He said he will offer Aled to any of the papers, and take 25% of any earnings. He said he was sure Aled would back him up on that one. Chris managed to say that you could hear him on online, sky digital and on the radio, funnily he forgot the beebs way of Freeview. Sorry why is Abs being played on Radio 1, its the most dull crappy dirge ive heard in a while. If I hear saying Purrrrfec and Fluuurrrrrted, ill kick the shite out of him.

FA ALED
Great (dont start dozing off now). Its getting exciting... only joking its not. Aled taped it on Saturday night with the Bee Gees special (didnt Pop Stars the Rivals do the exact same show?). Aled played 3 song clips from the 3 songs they have written, frankly awful, Peter is a bit out there. Chris said that the only interesting point was when Kielty and Park started to row. James said that he thinks he can win this, he thinks he is the most talented. He said this to Jeremy, the personal advisor (wasnt he the one who snogged one of the contestants last year, surely not very professional. Aled misnamed Jenson Button as Benson Button.

Chris Tedious Link
JX Son of a Gun - The Peter Gunn theme featured in the Blues Brothers - Blues Brothers starred John Belushi and Dan Ackryod - Dan Ackryod starred in Ghostbusters - Ghostbusters was a big hit for Ray Parker Jnr in 1984, the same year Michael Jackson had a hit with Farewell My Summer Love - Farewell My Summer Love is what you might say to your holiday romance as you board the plane at Faliraki Airport full of promises to keep in touch but with no intention of doing so thus breaking the poor girls heart - Dont Break My Heart was a song for UB40 - UB40 has a singer called Ali Campbell - If you take away the Campbell and insert a G after the forename you get Ali G - Ali G is a clever parody of a street gangsta - Mad Frankie Fraser could be called a real gangsta although not be me - Now if mad FRANKIE decided he was tired of gangstaring and needed to RELAX, he might head off to LA to the world capital of movie making HOLLYWOOD - Which links us to Frankie Goes to Hollywood and Relax.