The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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By Chris
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The show started local radio style, with cheesy DJ voices and some classic George Benson, in a mock ‘new look’ Chris Moyles show, sponsored by Thornton’s Fudge. Giving out all the news of the local jumble sales and a birthday shout out to Dan the white van man. This was followed by some classic soul from Barry White. This was the funniest start to the show for ages, and emails came flooding in to tell them so. A review of this is not really good enough, so hopefully someone will upload the clips.
The second half hour was mainly taken up by the football competition, where a Friday finalist can win 2 tickets to a game of their choice. Today’s winner was an Everton and he said that if he wins on Friday he’d like to take Dave with him. He said he’d much rather go with a true Everton fan than with one of his mates who all support Arsenal and Southampton. Chris said Dave would almost certainly take him up on the offer, and Dave agreed.

BIG BLUBBER SEXTATHLON FINAL
Trampolining - Chris complained it was on the same day as their horrific crash.
Points
Chris - 2
Dave - 4
Will - 6
Aled - 10

-------------the final results----------------
4th Will - 25 points
3rd Chris - 28 points
2nd Dave - 35 points
1st Aled - 44 points
Aled made a speech and won the coveted trophy.

Foo Fighters competition
Ian won after he heard a chord from Breakout. This is his 17th time he has seen them. He is seeing them on Saturday too at V Festival.

FAME ACADEMY
Nicks out. Dave actually watched it because his mum is a FA expert Chris cant be bothered. Neither can I. Just give it to Jenson Buttons girlfriend and stop the charade that everyones got a chance.

Chris played Chappers singing Tiffanys song I Think Were All Alone Now and Ediths rendition of Right Said Fred Deeply Dippy. Chris' SHAME ACADEMY country song (hes on the Breakfast show tomorrow performing this along with a song chosen by the listeners)

Once when I was young
I bit my father legs
I wanted toast for breakfast but he gave me a fried egg (THAT WAS ME, I SENT IN A TEXT, buggers said them to change it to scrambled egg, a fried egg scans better fools.)
I never been to Dorset but I heard its really nice
I aint been to Wales either but ive been to Luton twice

Daves Tedious Link
Freakpower had Norman Cook who is the husband to Zoe Ball - Zoe Ball used to be on Radio 1 - Other DJs who used to be at Radio 1 have been Man Ezeke, Tony Blackburn and Jakki Brambles - Jakki Brambles is mates with Lorraine Kelly - Lorraine Kelly is from Scotland - Scotland is the locations for Monarch of the Glen - Glenn Hoddle had a brief chart stay with Chris Waddle - Chris Waddle used to play for Sheffield Wednesday who are known as the owls - The owl and the pussycat went out to sea in a pea green boat - Boat rhymes with Goat which is one animal that is able to produce cheese and cheese is regarded as a delicacy to be served with biscuits after a hearty meal which some people are less fortunate to eat these great things and their bellys could be so empty that it might sound like an echo - Which links us to Echobelly and Great Things.