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- Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:12 pm
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1. Jaimeson - Complete, 2. Cam'ron - Oh Boy, 3. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, 4. Misteeq - Cant Get It Back, NEWS, 5. Stereophonics - Maybe Tommorrow, 6. Daniel Bedingfield - Never Gonna Leave Your Side, 7. Leigh Carbrera/Alex Cantana - Shake It, 8. Lemar - Dance With You, 9. Benny Benassi - Satisfaction, 10. U2 - Electrical Storm, 11. Black Eyed Peas feat. Justin Timberlake - Where Is The Love, 12. Christina Aguilera - Fighter, 13. Hot Hot Heat - No Not Now, NEWS, 14. Beyonce - Crazy In Love, 15. Junior Senior - Rhythm Bandits, 16. Robbie Williams - Rock DJ, 17. White Stripes - Seven Nation Army, 18. Busted - Sleeping With The Light On, NEWS, 19. Coldplay - God Put A Smile On Your Face (If this isnt being released, why have they made a video for it?), 20. Aaliyah - More Than A Woman, 21. P Diddy - Lets Get Ill, 22. Feeder - Just The Way Im Feeling, 23. Deepest Blue - Deepest Blue, 24. Black Crowes - Hard To Handle, 25. Lumidee - Never Leave, 26. Kosheen - All In My Head
Robbie day - no material so Chris played around the fact that Robbie hasnt called. Chris claimed that Robbie has sent a voicemail but he had accidentally deleted it. He claimed that Robbie asked him to sing on stage with him with a rendition of Relight My Fire. The rest of the team quite rightly doubted his words and Dave said there was more chance of himself being in the Magnum PI remake with Tom Selleck. News Georgina also pitied the efforts of Chris. Chris decided that he should show off what a pair of lungs he had by belting out some classics, well from the Stars In Their Eyes karoake CD he had near his desk. He asked the team to pick numbers. He made sure not to sing A Kind of Magic because his face goes a strange colour with the high notes.
15:42pm - Chris brings out the Stars in their Eyes Cd
1 - no matter what
2 - man i feel like a woman (did an ac/dc version)
15:53pm Lighters In the Air everybody... unless you work at a fireworks factory
1 - back for good (done in Mark Owen style, Dave giggled at the line Not a fist of pure emotion)
Funnily they played a trail for Fame Academy after his singing. Chris played voiceover guy Paul as Robbie Williams. Dave laughed at Paul doing a DJ Sammy Amazing. He played DJ Sammy rendition again. Chris played a clip of Paul ballsing it up by saying Chris Williams. Chris played a clip of Paul asking Chris to get him a signed CD where he sounded as though he was going to boke when he said the word awesome. He said Cameron, Ray, Scott (burp) Live. Chris has said that Cameron would like to come on the show but nothing finalised yet.
BB Aled is jobless, well not really but he hasnt got a lot of airtime on the show anymore what with I think Chris abandoning the FA Aled feature. Chris administered Aled to become Cake Boy Aled. Chris wanted an Apple Turnover. Aled didnt know what an Apple Turnover was. Will wanted a Doughnut and Dave wanted a cheesecake.
Chris was still talking Robbie and how they should have official T-Shirts for Chris Moyles On Tour if he actually does get up and sing with Robbie, which I dont see happening. Chris reckoned on the back they had all the places they had featured in like London, Sheffield, Knebworth, Horse & Groom Pub and Leeds. Chris now sleeps in the dark, well he keeps the landing light on. Dave put on a special little dance for the new Junior Senior track. Top of the Pops is on the brink of an axe, unless Andi Peters can turn it around.
Linzi from Dundee won Sumthin Stupid after correctly guessing Robbie Williams was talking about Mohammed Ali. Yesterdays answer was Craig David and Chris' dad knew but he was ineligible to enter. In all her excitement of winning, Linzi pressed the hold button and Chris heard some Jean Michel Jarre sounding waiting music. She finally came back all excited.
Will had a Guess Who which was Sally Gunnell which Chris said she was a looker in a sarcastic tone. Will said that he shouldnt take the piss because she was supposed to be on the show next Thursday for the Sextathlon final. Thats put paid to that. Will made it worse by saying they couldnt get Paula Radcliffe. Chris said she was hardly Radio 1 material. Chris wanted Tessa Sanderson instead. Dave said it is now highly unlikely she will come on after they had a put a phone call to her agent, thank God for that said Chris.
National Foreplay Day is todays Reload on Dave Pearces show. Chris picked up some calls which wanted Smack My Bitch Up from the Prodigy and Slow Hand from the Pointer Sisters.
Daves Tedious Link
Bjork Big Time Sensuality - Bjork made her name in the Sugarcubes - You would bring sugarcubes if you were to see horses in stables - Stables ryhmes with Fables which Hans Christian Andersen wrote - Hans Christian Andersen shares his surname with Clive Anderson who is a short arse presenter who is also qualified as a lawyer as is Judge Jules - Judge Jules is reknowned for wearing silly glasses like Elton John and Timmy Mallet - Timmy Mallet has a similar sounding name to Timmy Magic who is 1/3 of the Dreem Teem who broadcast on Sunday mornings as does David Frost - David Frost used to present Thru The Keyhole - The Watering Hole was the name of the bar in Lassiters which was owned by Paul Robinson in Neighbours - Paul Robinson shared his surname with Rich Robinson and Chris Robinson - Which links us to Black Crowes and Hard To Handle
Robbie day - no material so Chris played around the fact that Robbie hasnt called. Chris claimed that Robbie has sent a voicemail but he had accidentally deleted it. He claimed that Robbie asked him to sing on stage with him with a rendition of Relight My Fire. The rest of the team quite rightly doubted his words and Dave said there was more chance of himself being in the Magnum PI remake with Tom Selleck. News Georgina also pitied the efforts of Chris. Chris decided that he should show off what a pair of lungs he had by belting out some classics, well from the Stars In Their Eyes karoake CD he had near his desk. He asked the team to pick numbers. He made sure not to sing A Kind of Magic because his face goes a strange colour with the high notes.
15:42pm - Chris brings out the Stars in their Eyes Cd
1 - no matter what
2 - man i feel like a woman (did an ac/dc version)
15:53pm Lighters In the Air everybody... unless you work at a fireworks factory
1 - back for good (done in Mark Owen style, Dave giggled at the line Not a fist of pure emotion)
Funnily they played a trail for Fame Academy after his singing. Chris played voiceover guy Paul as Robbie Williams. Dave laughed at Paul doing a DJ Sammy Amazing. He played DJ Sammy rendition again. Chris played a clip of Paul ballsing it up by saying Chris Williams. Chris played a clip of Paul asking Chris to get him a signed CD where he sounded as though he was going to boke when he said the word awesome. He said Cameron, Ray, Scott (burp) Live. Chris has said that Cameron would like to come on the show but nothing finalised yet.
BB Aled is jobless, well not really but he hasnt got a lot of airtime on the show anymore what with I think Chris abandoning the FA Aled feature. Chris administered Aled to become Cake Boy Aled. Chris wanted an Apple Turnover. Aled didnt know what an Apple Turnover was. Will wanted a Doughnut and Dave wanted a cheesecake.
Chris was still talking Robbie and how they should have official T-Shirts for Chris Moyles On Tour if he actually does get up and sing with Robbie, which I dont see happening. Chris reckoned on the back they had all the places they had featured in like London, Sheffield, Knebworth, Horse & Groom Pub and Leeds. Chris now sleeps in the dark, well he keeps the landing light on. Dave put on a special little dance for the new Junior Senior track. Top of the Pops is on the brink of an axe, unless Andi Peters can turn it around.
Linzi from Dundee won Sumthin Stupid after correctly guessing Robbie Williams was talking about Mohammed Ali. Yesterdays answer was Craig David and Chris' dad knew but he was ineligible to enter. In all her excitement of winning, Linzi pressed the hold button and Chris heard some Jean Michel Jarre sounding waiting music. She finally came back all excited.
Will had a Guess Who which was Sally Gunnell which Chris said she was a looker in a sarcastic tone. Will said that he shouldnt take the piss because she was supposed to be on the show next Thursday for the Sextathlon final. Thats put paid to that. Will made it worse by saying they couldnt get Paula Radcliffe. Chris said she was hardly Radio 1 material. Chris wanted Tessa Sanderson instead. Dave said it is now highly unlikely she will come on after they had a put a phone call to her agent, thank God for that said Chris.
National Foreplay Day is todays Reload on Dave Pearces show. Chris picked up some calls which wanted Smack My Bitch Up from the Prodigy and Slow Hand from the Pointer Sisters.
Daves Tedious Link
Bjork Big Time Sensuality - Bjork made her name in the Sugarcubes - You would bring sugarcubes if you were to see horses in stables - Stables ryhmes with Fables which Hans Christian Andersen wrote - Hans Christian Andersen shares his surname with Clive Anderson who is a short arse presenter who is also qualified as a lawyer as is Judge Jules - Judge Jules is reknowned for wearing silly glasses like Elton John and Timmy Mallet - Timmy Mallet has a similar sounding name to Timmy Magic who is 1/3 of the Dreem Teem who broadcast on Sunday mornings as does David Frost - David Frost used to present Thru The Keyhole - The Watering Hole was the name of the bar in Lassiters which was owned by Paul Robinson in Neighbours - Paul Robinson shared his surname with Rich Robinson and Chris Robinson - Which links us to Black Crowes and Hard To Handle
