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- Wed Jul 16, 2003 7:13 pm
#241731
I nicked a radio and turned it on at my desk, there was nobody near me, so I jotted down some notes of what happened. Chris went to the Pub last night and went off the wagon. He said he hadnt had a drink since Saturday, in which he said it to mean like that was a long time. With the hot weather, Chris decided to buy one of them air coolers for £60 which he said was a complete waste of money, he said it was the biggest waste of money since his last £60 haircut. Unfortunately for regular lsteners of the show, he is not exaggerating on the price.
Aled was all worried because he was going into the Fame Academy house for a sleep over with 7 other journalists. He said that he will be filmed and he can feel a spot coming on his face. He bought some pyjamas because he said he usually sleeps in the nude. Chris suggested he do that tonight but Aled decided not to follow his advice. He had also nicked a shirt from his flatmate to go there in and a new SEE THRU top for the filming of his song performances. Word of advice Aled, See thru tops are usually on pectorally toned muscular men. I havent seen your bare chest (God Forbid) but I would assume it isnt in that category. Leave the See Thru shirts to Adam Rickitt. Aled handed over a Press Pack to Chris to read from. The first line of it read Please remember to bring some comfy shoes
Chris ran through the selection of songs that are on the shortlist. Aled had to choose 3 from the list to sing.
(Aint No Sunshine, Killing Me Softly Dave hates this song, Hey Mickey, Last Nite, Get It On, Get The Party Started, Handbags & Gladrags, Relight My Fire, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Stuck With You, Dont Let The Sun Go Down On Me, Raspberry Beret, Let Me Entertain You, Mi Chico Latino, Downtown, Yellow, Your So Vain, Build Me Up Buttercup and 3 Times A Lady)
Chris suggested the tracks Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Dont Let The Sun Go Down On Me (A Duet with Dominic Moham) and renaming the Stereophonics track to Handbags and Handbags. Chris got Dave to stay after the show to try and write a parody version for Aled to sing.
Will was going round wearing Ali G type wrap around orange shades thinking he was some sort of homeboy. The Notorious Man from Woking doesnt have a good ring to it. Will said in true rasta talk that he was Cutting a Jibby
Chris called Dido the Felicity Kendall of music, translating to young folk, I think he means shes too nice and you wont hear her sounding miserable. Dave and Will said that what he just said would seriously dampen their chances of ever having her on the show. Chris said that he liked her music but he would like to hear her try a cover of Iron Maidens Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter. Incidentally, is it me or does Dido say that word shit in the chorus of her new song?
Chris wanted to play the album version of Robbie Williams Something Beautiful because the Radio Edit spoils it when he is singing along. Chris decided to try and stay on the same note for as long as possible without pausing for breath. Dave tried too and beat Chris hands down as he went for nearly a minute. Ahh nothing like filling the minute with top quality material. Still, rather Dave humming than listening to Emma Blandy Battersby (dig number 6 if your counting). Day 2 of Will learning the guitar. It seems that his guitar skills are on a par with his singing skills as they are both constantly out of tune. Will said thats what the guitar is supposed to sound like because its a Jimi Hendrix song he is learning from. Chris said it sounded more like Jimmy Tarbuck. Dave boasted that he could play the start of She Sells Sanctuary by the Cult and nearly did but died a death.
DANIEL BEDINGFIELD - GUEST HIGHLIGHTS
* Born in New Zealand but came to UK when he was 3 months old
* Knows tomorrows guests Athlete well. In fact their lead singers father was Daniels school headmaster.
* Daniel completely forgot that Chris spoke to him on Radio 1 after he got the number one for If Youre Not The One
* Likes Leeds, especially the cheap taxi's. Chris thought he was going to say the cheap women.
* Home taping is actually not killing his music because thats how he got so popular in America, so there Lars!
* Does his singing in the studio in his pants.
* Dave likened his acapella singing to the Flying Pickets (ask your Auntie, Only You Xmas number 1 in 1983)
* Chris told a rumour that Daniel met the So Solid Crew in the studios and said See You in the Charts. He said it was true.
* His new song is out on Monday.
* He said he has a lovely bus and he sleeps all day because he is too energetic.
* He has a person to hand him a towel.
* He had an MRI Scan last week.
DANIEL GOES BONKERS
Chris - Its like someone giving you a drink and the lids already off.
Daniel - Wouldnt that be amazing. Imagine bottles that never actually had lids and they were held in electronically and you just had to flick a switch. (starts to laugh) I dont know where im going.
Chris (astounded) - What goes on in your head? Where did that come from?
Daniel - Its really clever.
Dave - Like a forcefield.
Daniel (hits desk) - Exactly! Thank You, hes on the same page...
Chris (Shouts over him) - Hes being sarcastic!
Daniel - No, he is leaving you behind.
Dave (sings a tune) Like a bottle without a lid, works by forcefield
Daniel - Yes thats the B - Side, or better the Z Side!
Chris - You two, are you even on this planet?
Daniel - Wicked, why dont we have our own show and get rid of Chris.
Dave - and you can hand us towels.
Viaduct
Line 1 - Abby
Line 2 - Darren, won a golden ticket to go to Leicester One Big Sunday on Radcliffe Show
1. Which member of the team dreams of playing the guitar with his idols Busted?
2. Who has Jordan described as having a tiny willy and is crap in bed?
1. With whom would you associate the song Gotta Get Thru This?
2. Who has claimed that Gareth Gates has a tiny willy?
1. Sugary and sweet with a hole in the middle?
2. How do you pronounce ODONNELL?
1. Hes our musical guest of today, hes Daniel who?
2. Complete this well known catchphrase Eh Its Me -- --?
1. What do you get when you put together the words Van and Dahl?
2. Slimy Eastenders chippie love magnet is Ian who?
1. Complete this now famous part of rhyming slang Its all gone Pete __?
2. He was the man behind the successful One True Voice, Pete ____?
1. What do you get when you put together the words Moyles and Stock?
2. One of the biggest events in the Radio 1 calender takes place this Sunday in Leicester, its name?
1. Complete this lyric from Electric Six I Wanna Take you to a ___ ___?
2. Wheres Aled going after the show tonight?
BOTH BACK TOMORROW
BB ALED
Chris and Dave did a funny singalong to the Fame Academy theme (5:10pm)
Jon had a dream about cheese. He woke himself up and shouted out Where has all the cheese gone?
Ray voted for Nush and he is feeling guilty.
Aled wants Nush to stay, I however dont.
Steph said that Nush uses her sexuality. Steph is playing the game excellently. Her weeping about not getting into the reward room and Nush being the better looking girl clearly swayed Ray that night.
Scott will win according to Chris because gay guys and young girls think he is cute but HE DOES NOTHING.
Chris thinks that Scott is like Dave.
Two words Ray: Anger Management. Chris said he needs to have a drink and get laid whenever he gets out of the house.
DAVES TEDIOUS LINK
Edie Brickell What I Am - The song was taken from her album Shooting Rubber Bands at the Stars - Stars was a 1991 album by Simply Red - Simply Red are fronted by Mick Hucknall - Mick Hucknall is a huge Man Utd fan as is Edith Bowman - Edith Bowman is from Scotland as is the Proclaimers - The Proclaimers were twins as were the Alessi Twins in Neighbours where they worked at Lassiters - Take away the t, r, and s and you get Lassie which was a famous dog as was Freeway in Hart To Hart - Paul Harte is manager of Notts Forest - Fruits of the Forest is a popular flavour of yoghurt as is Black Cherry - Neneh Cherry teamed up with Youssou N'Dour for the 1994 hit Seven Seconds - 7 Seconds is around the time a goldfish memory lasts for - Goldfish live in bowls - Bowls, the sport, uses a Jack - Famous rockstars with the name Jack = Jack White - White is a popular colour for underpants which are also known as smalls and Smalls, Last name Biggie was the name of the late Notorious B.I.G - Which links us to Notorious B.I.G with Hypnotize (sampled by Blue on Fly By II)
* Hypnotize got to number 10 in the charts in 1997
Aled was all worried because he was going into the Fame Academy house for a sleep over with 7 other journalists. He said that he will be filmed and he can feel a spot coming on his face. He bought some pyjamas because he said he usually sleeps in the nude. Chris suggested he do that tonight but Aled decided not to follow his advice. He had also nicked a shirt from his flatmate to go there in and a new SEE THRU top for the filming of his song performances. Word of advice Aled, See thru tops are usually on pectorally toned muscular men. I havent seen your bare chest (God Forbid) but I would assume it isnt in that category. Leave the See Thru shirts to Adam Rickitt. Aled handed over a Press Pack to Chris to read from. The first line of it read Please remember to bring some comfy shoes
Chris ran through the selection of songs that are on the shortlist. Aled had to choose 3 from the list to sing.
(Aint No Sunshine, Killing Me Softly Dave hates this song, Hey Mickey, Last Nite, Get It On, Get The Party Started, Handbags & Gladrags, Relight My Fire, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Stuck With You, Dont Let The Sun Go Down On Me, Raspberry Beret, Let Me Entertain You, Mi Chico Latino, Downtown, Yellow, Your So Vain, Build Me Up Buttercup and 3 Times A Lady)
Chris suggested the tracks Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Dont Let The Sun Go Down On Me (A Duet with Dominic Moham) and renaming the Stereophonics track to Handbags and Handbags. Chris got Dave to stay after the show to try and write a parody version for Aled to sing.
Will was going round wearing Ali G type wrap around orange shades thinking he was some sort of homeboy. The Notorious Man from Woking doesnt have a good ring to it. Will said in true rasta talk that he was Cutting a Jibby
Chris called Dido the Felicity Kendall of music, translating to young folk, I think he means shes too nice and you wont hear her sounding miserable. Dave and Will said that what he just said would seriously dampen their chances of ever having her on the show. Chris said that he liked her music but he would like to hear her try a cover of Iron Maidens Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter. Incidentally, is it me or does Dido say that word shit in the chorus of her new song?
Chris wanted to play the album version of Robbie Williams Something Beautiful because the Radio Edit spoils it when he is singing along. Chris decided to try and stay on the same note for as long as possible without pausing for breath. Dave tried too and beat Chris hands down as he went for nearly a minute. Ahh nothing like filling the minute with top quality material. Still, rather Dave humming than listening to Emma Blandy Battersby (dig number 6 if your counting). Day 2 of Will learning the guitar. It seems that his guitar skills are on a par with his singing skills as they are both constantly out of tune. Will said thats what the guitar is supposed to sound like because its a Jimi Hendrix song he is learning from. Chris said it sounded more like Jimmy Tarbuck. Dave boasted that he could play the start of She Sells Sanctuary by the Cult and nearly did but died a death.
DANIEL BEDINGFIELD - GUEST HIGHLIGHTS
* Born in New Zealand but came to UK when he was 3 months old
* Knows tomorrows guests Athlete well. In fact their lead singers father was Daniels school headmaster.
* Daniel completely forgot that Chris spoke to him on Radio 1 after he got the number one for If Youre Not The One
* Likes Leeds, especially the cheap taxi's. Chris thought he was going to say the cheap women.
* Home taping is actually not killing his music because thats how he got so popular in America, so there Lars!
* Does his singing in the studio in his pants.
* Dave likened his acapella singing to the Flying Pickets (ask your Auntie, Only You Xmas number 1 in 1983)
* Chris told a rumour that Daniel met the So Solid Crew in the studios and said See You in the Charts. He said it was true.
* His new song is out on Monday.
* He said he has a lovely bus and he sleeps all day because he is too energetic.
* He has a person to hand him a towel.
* He had an MRI Scan last week.
DANIEL GOES BONKERS
Chris - Its like someone giving you a drink and the lids already off.
Daniel - Wouldnt that be amazing. Imagine bottles that never actually had lids and they were held in electronically and you just had to flick a switch. (starts to laugh) I dont know where im going.
Chris (astounded) - What goes on in your head? Where did that come from?
Daniel - Its really clever.
Dave - Like a forcefield.
Daniel (hits desk) - Exactly! Thank You, hes on the same page...
Chris (Shouts over him) - Hes being sarcastic!
Daniel - No, he is leaving you behind.
Dave (sings a tune) Like a bottle without a lid, works by forcefield
Daniel - Yes thats the B - Side, or better the Z Side!
Chris - You two, are you even on this planet?
Daniel - Wicked, why dont we have our own show and get rid of Chris.
Dave - and you can hand us towels.
Viaduct
Line 1 - Abby
Line 2 - Darren, won a golden ticket to go to Leicester One Big Sunday on Radcliffe Show
1. Which member of the team dreams of playing the guitar with his idols Busted?
2. Who has Jordan described as having a tiny willy and is crap in bed?
1. With whom would you associate the song Gotta Get Thru This?
2. Who has claimed that Gareth Gates has a tiny willy?
1. Sugary and sweet with a hole in the middle?
2. How do you pronounce ODONNELL?
1. Hes our musical guest of today, hes Daniel who?
2. Complete this well known catchphrase Eh Its Me -- --?
1. What do you get when you put together the words Van and Dahl?
2. Slimy Eastenders chippie love magnet is Ian who?
1. Complete this now famous part of rhyming slang Its all gone Pete __?
2. He was the man behind the successful One True Voice, Pete ____?
1. What do you get when you put together the words Moyles and Stock?
2. One of the biggest events in the Radio 1 calender takes place this Sunday in Leicester, its name?
1. Complete this lyric from Electric Six I Wanna Take you to a ___ ___?
2. Wheres Aled going after the show tonight?
BOTH BACK TOMORROW
BB ALED
Chris and Dave did a funny singalong to the Fame Academy theme (5:10pm)
Jon had a dream about cheese. He woke himself up and shouted out Where has all the cheese gone?
Ray voted for Nush and he is feeling guilty.
Aled wants Nush to stay, I however dont.
Steph said that Nush uses her sexuality. Steph is playing the game excellently. Her weeping about not getting into the reward room and Nush being the better looking girl clearly swayed Ray that night.
Scott will win according to Chris because gay guys and young girls think he is cute but HE DOES NOTHING.
Chris thinks that Scott is like Dave.
Two words Ray: Anger Management. Chris said he needs to have a drink and get laid whenever he gets out of the house.
DAVES TEDIOUS LINK
Edie Brickell What I Am - The song was taken from her album Shooting Rubber Bands at the Stars - Stars was a 1991 album by Simply Red - Simply Red are fronted by Mick Hucknall - Mick Hucknall is a huge Man Utd fan as is Edith Bowman - Edith Bowman is from Scotland as is the Proclaimers - The Proclaimers were twins as were the Alessi Twins in Neighbours where they worked at Lassiters - Take away the t, r, and s and you get Lassie which was a famous dog as was Freeway in Hart To Hart - Paul Harte is manager of Notts Forest - Fruits of the Forest is a popular flavour of yoghurt as is Black Cherry - Neneh Cherry teamed up with Youssou N'Dour for the 1994 hit Seven Seconds - 7 Seconds is around the time a goldfish memory lasts for - Goldfish live in bowls - Bowls, the sport, uses a Jack - Famous rockstars with the name Jack = Jack White - White is a popular colour for underpants which are also known as smalls and Smalls, Last name Biggie was the name of the late Notorious B.I.G - Which links us to Notorious B.I.G with Hypnotize (sampled by Blue on Fly By II)
* Hypnotize got to number 10 in the charts in 1997
