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Gos was today’s guest. Chris told Gos that he thought he’d lost weight while he was in the house. Gos is still living at home with his parents, so Chris told him he’s got to leave and get a house of his own. Chris asked Gos about his napping. Gos said there was no air-conditioning in the boys bedroom and it was very stuffy, so they couldn’t get much sleep. Gos had a guess who for Chris. It was Rio Ferdinand, who he saw on Oxford Street at the weekend. Gos said he didn’t even suspect Lisa of being a man until he got out and saw the tabloids. He said he thought these rumours were ridiculous.
Boy hair Ellie joined the show as Aleds bitch. With Benny Benassi Satisfaction song, Chris has made custom sounds using the Stephen Hawking machine. Chris said that it reminded him of the childrens computer with the most common phrase on that that is incorrect. Chris didnt have one, he claimed to be from a poor family. Oh dear, Harry Kewell is away to Liverpool. Chris used the What did the Romans do for us Monty Python joke when talking about what Liverpool can do that Leeds cant provide for Harry. It seems that Mark Viduka is the only good player they have left. Im off to the bookies to put money on them to be relegated.
One Big Sunday on June 20th at Victoria in Leicester with Kelly Rowland, Daniel Bedingfield, Busted, Athlete, Electric Six, Misteeq. Chris did a Missy Elliott impression as a 90 year old texan grannie.

Viaduct
Line 1 - Dan on the motorway, a tech geek
Line 2 - Clare, a student and a secretary. She has been single for a year. Cue Our Tune Music

1. How do you pronounce JONO?
2. Complete this sequence SMALL, MEDIUM, ______?
1. The Jordan racing team is named after Eddie who?
2. The big top is another way of describing what? (Eddie Irvine - 2nd time a girl has said this answer)
1. David Beckham has left Man Utd to join who?
2. Complete this lyric Everybody wants to rule the ______?
1. Oil Billionaire Roman Abraomivic has just taken over what?
2. What do you call a pair of singing russians?
Oops Clare was terrible, but was funny. Dave said to cut her off but then she said she had big knockers. Dave suddenly changed his mind, couldnt realise why.

BB ALED
Gos is out and he is a fan of the show. He said that Aled is a picture of what he imagined him to be. Gos recalled the time that Aled was blindfolded and they poured pot noodle down his back.
Aled bought the whole McDonalds with him, it cost him £25 for one of each. The moody journalists complained of the smell. It was of course Saturday night when Gos was evicted because of the suspect package had halted proceeding on Friday night. They put the housemates in the press room and that ate all the Ben and Jerrys ice cream.
Ray is head of the house and he will probably nominate Steph, Cameron and Lisa.

Daves Tedious Link
Reel 2 Real I Like To Move It - Reel to Reel technology is used in the world of cinema projection - Projection rhymes with erection - Erections are important in the world of scaffolding and window cleaning - Window cleaning was the subject of one the biggest hits for George Formby - Formby is where a lot of footballers live - Footballers wear boots - Boots sell toothpaste - Toothpaste comes in a tube as do Smarties - Smarties can be a variety of different colours and in that way you could say they share something in common with cars - Cars have wheels - Wheels rhymes with Seals - Seals have whiskers as do cats - Kat Slater is going out with Alfie Moon in Eastenders - Shane Richie plays the part of Alfie - Shane Richie once came to a roadshow in Southend which was so popular they had to close the road and divert the traffic - Which links us to Stereophonics from Traffic