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- Wed Jun 11, 2003 8:21 pm
#241711
Aled was watching bidup.tv last night and he managed to buy a watch. This reminded Chris of the time that Richard Bacon bought a watch. Apparently Richard was walking along and a car pulled up beside him and a man got out and asked him if he wanted to buy a watch. Chris could only assume that this man was a totally genuine jewellery dealer, and there was nothing at all shady about the whole situation. Anyway, Aled considered his purchase a bargain because he’d bout it for a few hundred pounds less than the retail price. This got Chris talking about how the female of the species like to buy things that they have absolutely no use for just because they’ve been reduced
in price.
During the second half-hour it was Chris’s turn to host the Eminem competition, hilariously titled ‘Slim’ll Fix It’. The caller heard part of an Eminem track with some lyrics beeped out and they had to fill in the gap. The winner caused loads of controversy by having the album sleeve in front of her. Chris said he’d have to allow her to win, because there was nothing in the rules to say that this is not allowed.
Will had a Guess Who which was Tommy Walsh from Ground Force in camouflage gear. Chris brought back the internal phone system to see whether Tommy Walsh was on it but alas he wasnt. Viaduct champion Danielle was defeated by Dan, a student of French and Spanish, and from what I heard, master of none. This brought out the old phrases from Chris like The Chickens are in the Swimming Pool and Where are the baskets.
Chris talked about the 1989 track Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock track It Takes Two. As luck would have it, I have it on the cd Back To The Old Skool : Hip Hop. Chris talked through the lyrics to Will and made him rap along.
BB ALED
They lost the task... again so they only have £32 next week but it wasnt Federico this time. Jon thought the task was beneath him, obviously not as he failed the task for the housemates. They are not too downhearted as they correctly guessed what the tune was (English Country Garden) and are treated to a Chinese Takeaway.
Aled went to the Radio 1 DJ's firstly Jo Whiley who said that the public will vote out Sissy, Dave Pearce voted unanimously for Sissy to be out and Colin Murray with his 10 second piece saying that he hates Big Brother and he doesnt care. Edith Bowman wanted Sissy to get out. Chris laughed at Edith saying the words Group and Dont.
Daves Tedious Link
Heavy D & The Boyz Now That Weve Found Love - Heavy D shares the same surname as Baby D who reached number 1 in 1994 with Let Me Be Ur Fantasy - Fantasy Island is a cult TV classic which featured a dwarf in a tuxedo whose catchphrase was Mr Rourke, Da Plane Da plane - Mr Rourke shares the same surname as Mickey Rourke who starred alongside Kim Basinger in 9 and a Half Weeks - 9 and a Half Weeks is the average time that your request from the BBC Gramophone library is done - Libraries are quiet as are monastries - Monastries are where Monks hang out - I think Friar Tuck was a sort of Monk - Friar Tuck was mates with Robin Hood - Robin Hood shares the same last name as Little Red Riding Hood - Red Riding Hood wasnt scared of the big bad wolf - Wolf from Gladiators has long hair as does David Seaman - Men like David Seaman who insist on wearing long girly hair locks despite the obvious public ridicule run the risk of becoming a dude who looks like a lady - Which links us to Aerosmith and Dude Looks Like A Lady.
* Friar Tuck was a friar not a Monk
* The dwarf never said Mr Rourkes name
in price.
During the second half-hour it was Chris’s turn to host the Eminem competition, hilariously titled ‘Slim’ll Fix It’. The caller heard part of an Eminem track with some lyrics beeped out and they had to fill in the gap. The winner caused loads of controversy by having the album sleeve in front of her. Chris said he’d have to allow her to win, because there was nothing in the rules to say that this is not allowed.
Will had a Guess Who which was Tommy Walsh from Ground Force in camouflage gear. Chris brought back the internal phone system to see whether Tommy Walsh was on it but alas he wasnt. Viaduct champion Danielle was defeated by Dan, a student of French and Spanish, and from what I heard, master of none. This brought out the old phrases from Chris like The Chickens are in the Swimming Pool and Where are the baskets.
Chris talked about the 1989 track Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock track It Takes Two. As luck would have it, I have it on the cd Back To The Old Skool : Hip Hop. Chris talked through the lyrics to Will and made him rap along.
BB ALED
They lost the task... again so they only have £32 next week but it wasnt Federico this time. Jon thought the task was beneath him, obviously not as he failed the task for the housemates. They are not too downhearted as they correctly guessed what the tune was (English Country Garden) and are treated to a Chinese Takeaway.
Aled went to the Radio 1 DJ's firstly Jo Whiley who said that the public will vote out Sissy, Dave Pearce voted unanimously for Sissy to be out and Colin Murray with his 10 second piece saying that he hates Big Brother and he doesnt care. Edith Bowman wanted Sissy to get out. Chris laughed at Edith saying the words Group and Dont.
Daves Tedious Link
Heavy D & The Boyz Now That Weve Found Love - Heavy D shares the same surname as Baby D who reached number 1 in 1994 with Let Me Be Ur Fantasy - Fantasy Island is a cult TV classic which featured a dwarf in a tuxedo whose catchphrase was Mr Rourke, Da Plane Da plane - Mr Rourke shares the same surname as Mickey Rourke who starred alongside Kim Basinger in 9 and a Half Weeks - 9 and a Half Weeks is the average time that your request from the BBC Gramophone library is done - Libraries are quiet as are monastries - Monastries are where Monks hang out - I think Friar Tuck was a sort of Monk - Friar Tuck was mates with Robin Hood - Robin Hood shares the same last name as Little Red Riding Hood - Red Riding Hood wasnt scared of the big bad wolf - Wolf from Gladiators has long hair as does David Seaman - Men like David Seaman who insist on wearing long girly hair locks despite the obvious public ridicule run the risk of becoming a dude who looks like a lady - Which links us to Aerosmith and Dude Looks Like A Lady.
* Friar Tuck was a friar not a Monk
* The dwarf never said Mr Rourkes name
