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- Mon Jun 09, 2003 5:27 pm
#241709
The team had a good weekend in Leeds and Dave did karaoke. Dave was very reluctant, and told the DJ that if they were short on time he wouldn’t bother. Chris said that Dave was trying to chicken out of it but Dave insisted that he didn’t want to be in the way if they wanted to close early.
Eventually they did get around to Dave and he sang Twist and Shout. Chris said that there were some people who were taking the karaoke far too seriously. There was one individual who was doing ‘Nothing Compares To You’ and putting plenty of effort into it, but really not pulling it off very well. There was also a bloke who did Shaggy’s Mr. Boombastic and made a really good job of it.
Latest Big Brother evictee Justine was the first of today’s guests. Chris told Justine that she was only out because Jon is just so very funny. Chris was talking about Friday’s eviction show, and commented that Jon always interrupted the really tense moments with some smarmy comment. He said if he was in there he would have told Jon to keep his mouth shut. Justine said she was gutted about being out and told Chris it was all his fault for not supporting her.
Chris played the clip of Jingle Justin’s snog incident with Justine and he asked her if she really used her tongue. She told him that it wouldn’t be a proper snog if she didn’t use her tongue. Jingle Justin had written a poem for Justine which Chris played for her. Chris told Justine that she should call the police and get a restraining order against Justin. Justine thought Justin was very sweet but his hair could do with a trim.
Chris’s very special friend Mr Dale Winton was in the studio. Last time he came in Chris was upset because Dale didn’t bring him a present, so this time Dale brought him a scented candle from Tiffany’s. He’s come in to plug “Dales Wedding”, which Chris features on and is shown on BBC1 at 11 tonight.
Viaduct - Dale Winton VS Danielle from Birmingham
1. How do you pronounce S-N-E-D-D-O-N?
2. Posh Spice is currently trying to break America with her husband David who?
3. Fill in the missing word _______ Goes to Hollywood?
4. Complete the name of this talk show host ______ Vaughn?
5. This is what a Policeman might wear on his head?
6. What do you call people from Germany?
7. Whats the plural of mullet?
8. What is the name of Peter Stringfellows lad dancing club which bears his surname?
9. Whats the plural of knocker?
10. These are what you draw before going to bed?
11. Who are the most famous rusky lesbians in the world?
12. What name precedes Turpin, Emery and Van Dyke?
13. This is a type of cheese Stilt-n?
14. What do you get if you put the words air and port together?
15. What does the K stand for in the initials JFK?
16. The host of the Radio 1 Breakfast show is called Sara who?
17. Girls Aloud are still going but what is the name of the boyband that look to be on the verge of giving up?
18. Radio 1 are giving away tickets to see which major transatlantic superstar at Milton Keynes?
19. Whats Chris full name?
20. Who has Dale Winton just married?
DANIELLE STAYS ON
Catch Dale tonight on BBC1 at 11:05pm. Chris is part of the show. They sort of did the same interview as last year so if you want to check back in the archives, its in October 2002. Chris has a Radio 1 DJ meeting which is also the Radio 1 pool tournament. Chris is Cliff Heartburn and Dave will be Jimmy Shite. Chris and Dale sort of mentioned Sky + a bit too much. Dale always records Bewitched in the morning. Chris said that the only bad thing is that you cant change the name of the programme because he wanted to record Pick A Stripper but was scared if his girlfriend found out.
BB ALED
Justine was voted out on Friday with 56% of the vote. There was boo's for her for some reason.
Jingle Justin was at the Press Conference and this time succeeded in getting a snog from Justine. She put her tongue in too. The dilemma is that when Aled is back to asking questions on Friday, he doesnt know whether to do the kissing stunt or not. Jingle asked her how the farts were in the house and she said that the males farted all the time but if she was to fart, she would let a silent one.
Many bell ringing jokes in the next couple of days as the BB House has a bell ringing task. They dont have the bellls yet but they have to learn a tune made up of 92 notes.
Pass The Parcel on Saturday night which was when the music stopped the person had to answer a question about party games. The correct answer got them into a special games room, it was the disco room but they had converted it into some pinball machine, lie detector and movement recognition game.
Aled didnt know what Ray said that made Tania upset, what he actually said was How about some deep throat action. The house are a bit down because its nomination day. Aled thinks it will be between Sissy, Federico and Jon. Aled didnt mention that Sissy made a plea to the viewers to vote Jon out whilst with Steph and Ray. Each of the three housemates were reprimanded and Tania was also told off for handing sweets over to Steph and Big Brother has said that they will have to rethink the next rewards room. Which will probably mean no food.
Daves Tedious Link
808 State Pacific 707 - 808 States collaborated on many occasions with Mancunian mouthpiece MC Tunes - MC Tunes also fronted the Dust Junkies - Junkies rhymes with monkeys which is a general term for orangutans and gorillas - Gorillas in the Mist was a film starring Sigourney Weaver - Sigourney shares her surname with Nicky Weaver who plays in goal for Manchester City - Man City are managed by Kevin Keegan - Kevin Keegan shares the same christian name as Kevin Whately who played Lewis in Inspector Morse - Inspector Morse drives a Jaguar as does Dale Winton - Dale Winton is married to Nell McAndrew from Leeds - Leeds Utd play in white and are known as the Peacocks which are a type of bird - And when you think of a type of bird which is white and symbolizes peace and love you think of Doves - Which links us to Doves and There Goes The Fear.
Eventually they did get around to Dave and he sang Twist and Shout. Chris said that there were some people who were taking the karaoke far too seriously. There was one individual who was doing ‘Nothing Compares To You’ and putting plenty of effort into it, but really not pulling it off very well. There was also a bloke who did Shaggy’s Mr. Boombastic and made a really good job of it.
Latest Big Brother evictee Justine was the first of today’s guests. Chris told Justine that she was only out because Jon is just so very funny. Chris was talking about Friday’s eviction show, and commented that Jon always interrupted the really tense moments with some smarmy comment. He said if he was in there he would have told Jon to keep his mouth shut. Justine said she was gutted about being out and told Chris it was all his fault for not supporting her.
Chris played the clip of Jingle Justin’s snog incident with Justine and he asked her if she really used her tongue. She told him that it wouldn’t be a proper snog if she didn’t use her tongue. Jingle Justin had written a poem for Justine which Chris played for her. Chris told Justine that she should call the police and get a restraining order against Justin. Justine thought Justin was very sweet but his hair could do with a trim.
Chris’s very special friend Mr Dale Winton was in the studio. Last time he came in Chris was upset because Dale didn’t bring him a present, so this time Dale brought him a scented candle from Tiffany’s. He’s come in to plug “Dales Wedding”, which Chris features on and is shown on BBC1 at 11 tonight.
Viaduct - Dale Winton VS Danielle from Birmingham
1. How do you pronounce S-N-E-D-D-O-N?
2. Posh Spice is currently trying to break America with her husband David who?
3. Fill in the missing word _______ Goes to Hollywood?
4. Complete the name of this talk show host ______ Vaughn?
5. This is what a Policeman might wear on his head?
6. What do you call people from Germany?
7. Whats the plural of mullet?
8. What is the name of Peter Stringfellows lad dancing club which bears his surname?
9. Whats the plural of knocker?
10. These are what you draw before going to bed?
11. Who are the most famous rusky lesbians in the world?
12. What name precedes Turpin, Emery and Van Dyke?
13. This is a type of cheese Stilt-n?
14. What do you get if you put the words air and port together?
15. What does the K stand for in the initials JFK?
16. The host of the Radio 1 Breakfast show is called Sara who?
17. Girls Aloud are still going but what is the name of the boyband that look to be on the verge of giving up?
18. Radio 1 are giving away tickets to see which major transatlantic superstar at Milton Keynes?
19. Whats Chris full name?
20. Who has Dale Winton just married?
DANIELLE STAYS ON
Catch Dale tonight on BBC1 at 11:05pm. Chris is part of the show. They sort of did the same interview as last year so if you want to check back in the archives, its in October 2002. Chris has a Radio 1 DJ meeting which is also the Radio 1 pool tournament. Chris is Cliff Heartburn and Dave will be Jimmy Shite. Chris and Dale sort of mentioned Sky + a bit too much. Dale always records Bewitched in the morning. Chris said that the only bad thing is that you cant change the name of the programme because he wanted to record Pick A Stripper but was scared if his girlfriend found out.
BB ALED
Justine was voted out on Friday with 56% of the vote. There was boo's for her for some reason.
Jingle Justin was at the Press Conference and this time succeeded in getting a snog from Justine. She put her tongue in too. The dilemma is that when Aled is back to asking questions on Friday, he doesnt know whether to do the kissing stunt or not. Jingle asked her how the farts were in the house and she said that the males farted all the time but if she was to fart, she would let a silent one.
Many bell ringing jokes in the next couple of days as the BB House has a bell ringing task. They dont have the bellls yet but they have to learn a tune made up of 92 notes.
Pass The Parcel on Saturday night which was when the music stopped the person had to answer a question about party games. The correct answer got them into a special games room, it was the disco room but they had converted it into some pinball machine, lie detector and movement recognition game.
Aled didnt know what Ray said that made Tania upset, what he actually said was How about some deep throat action. The house are a bit down because its nomination day. Aled thinks it will be between Sissy, Federico and Jon. Aled didnt mention that Sissy made a plea to the viewers to vote Jon out whilst with Steph and Ray. Each of the three housemates were reprimanded and Tania was also told off for handing sweets over to Steph and Big Brother has said that they will have to rethink the next rewards room. Which will probably mean no food.
Daves Tedious Link
808 State Pacific 707 - 808 States collaborated on many occasions with Mancunian mouthpiece MC Tunes - MC Tunes also fronted the Dust Junkies - Junkies rhymes with monkeys which is a general term for orangutans and gorillas - Gorillas in the Mist was a film starring Sigourney Weaver - Sigourney shares her surname with Nicky Weaver who plays in goal for Manchester City - Man City are managed by Kevin Keegan - Kevin Keegan shares the same christian name as Kevin Whately who played Lewis in Inspector Morse - Inspector Morse drives a Jaguar as does Dale Winton - Dale Winton is married to Nell McAndrew from Leeds - Leeds Utd play in white and are known as the Peacocks which are a type of bird - And when you think of a type of bird which is white and symbolizes peace and love you think of Doves - Which links us to Doves and There Goes The Fear.
