The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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By Chris
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Live in Leeds.
For some reason Aled got the biggest cheer out compared to the rest of the team when he walking into the studio today. Dave and Will also got a bigger applause than Chris. Chris said he was the star of the show but he hardly got any praise at all, to which, fairly ironicly he got an 'arrh'!
Aled was out last night to get 'a couple of shorts down'. Apparently this is a local gag. Dave commented 'local gags for local people'. Aled drank vodka last night instead of the usual woo-woos. Chris asked the audience if any of them had ever tried a woo-woo and of those who had, they were all women. Chris also asked if there was anyone who didn't know what a woo-woo was and all the men put their hands up.
On the train on the way to Leeds, the team played a game of creating a porn film title out of a previously released film. They came up with almost an entire bookful of them. Some of the best included Jurassic Pork, Back Passage to India, Hairy Potter and the Philosopher's Bone, and a version of Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang that Chris refused to read out on the air.
Chris introduced the many of his friends that had tagged along today, including his mum and dad, the MC from his local, his mate Longman who has been kicked out of Disneyland twice, Alan Smith who plays for Leeds, and Colin and Edith. Naturally Chris then had to spend 10 minutes abusing Colin, all in the name of good fun. Misteeq did a medley of their hits live, well singing over a backing track that had vocals on it. Chris plugged the Leeds Uni Ski Club for Russell, he said he had 500 members. Chris also plugged season tickets for Leeds. Edith wore a Leeds We Need You More Than Ever 2003 T-Shirt. Chris conducted a Quiz between Colin Murray and Edith Bowman, borrowing the old University Challenge theme but called it University Contest.
Chris played Bobby and Nihal a track that they missed out on, however they lost the feed halfway through and the emergency track kicked in.

BB ALED
Federico told Big Brother that he will not tell the housemates that he alone failed the task... again, because he is convinced that they will nominate them next week.
Justine has been up to a bit of naughtiness, saying that she had a threesome out in Manchester. Steph dressed up as a boy for the cabaret, Justine and Tania did Hey Big Spender in a sexy way.
86% of the vote went to Justine to be kicked out of the house.

Daves Tedious Link
Wyclef Jean Gone Till November - November is the only month to begin with the letter N - The letter N is the fourteenth letter of the alphabet - Alphabet is a greek word as is Hummus - The word Hummus shares many of the same letters as the word Koumas as in Jason Koumas who plays for West Brom - West Brom are nicknamed the Baggies - Baggies of a different kind were fashionable in the late 80's/early 90's in manchester with bands like the Happy Mondays and the Mock Turtles - Turtles carry their home on their back as do backpackers - Backpackers use sleeping bags - Sleeping Bag was a hit for ZZ Top - ZZ Top have beards as does Ricky Tomlinson - The name Ricky Tomlinson is made of 14 letters and 14 is what you get when you add the numbers 7, 0 and 7 together - Which links us to 808 State and Pacific 707.