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- Mon Jun 02, 2003 7:36 pm
#241704
Viaduct was won by a teacher. Chris asked if she could give the reports she was working on a better mark when she won because she was in a happy mood. Chris played a track from the new Stereophonics album. I wont buy this one as I was severely disappointed with the last one and even more peeved that they decided to rerelease it and stick on Handbags and Gladrags, which duly shifted more units and put them back to number 1. You wouldnt see Oasis doing that. Chris will play a track each day this week.
Chris received an email from Fran from Travis but he thought it wasnt authentic. Chris thought Your Show Rocks was the dead giveaway as he couldn't imagine him saying that. Chris trailed Spooks twice which starts tonight.
David Garido showed his flair for saying Spanish tennis players. Dave pees on Georginas bonfire as he revealed the cryptic Blur tease that she was talking about. Electric Six have had the two best singles of this year. Their album is out hopefully the end of this month. If the rest is half is good, it should be the best album of this year after the White Stripes, which im sure Chris still hasnt listened to, yet hes had it for 2 months.
BB ALED
Anoushka is out but shes not on the show. They said that she will hopefully be on tomorrow. Chris managed to have Kate Bush's Babooshka singing along with droopy boobs. Chris called them Pendulems in a top. Chris said that Jon has to stay as he went I had the greatest game of Risk ever, i marched through France and Germany and noone suspected a thing.
Aled sent Jingle Justin to the press conference. Oh dear, Jingle Justin asked her all the questions they had for Jon. Justin lied and said that Chris bet him £1000 that he cant get a kiss. She said that she quite liked Chris so no.
Federico got told off in the Diary Room for being rude to Big Brother. Chris laughed loudly at it. Im told he was impersonating Avid Merrion who has done Big Brother stuff on E4 in previous years. If he does it again, they will replace him.
They bet 65% of their food bill. Their new task is to follow the way of the Cub Scout which means passing Cub Camping badge, cub membership test and they must dress themselves up in cub scout gear within 2 minutes of a klaxon sounding. Jon already thinks that they have failed the task.
Chris girlfiend thinks that Federico looks like Woody from Toy Story.
Daves Tedious Link
Chic Good Times - Chic rhymes with Peek which is usually follow by the words A Boo - Abhu Dhabi is in the Middle East as is Jordan - Jordan the model is reported to be planning even more enhancements to her breast region to a W cup - If you take the C away and put a T, you get Tup which is a type of sheep - Sheep live atop mountains and hills as do Shepherds - Shepherds Pie is made from minced beef as is Spaghetti Bolognese - Spaghetti Bolognese comes from Italy as does Frankie Dettori - Frankie Dettori has probably been to America and America is home of Mount Rushmore which is a large rockface in Dakota which has carved into it the faces of the Presidents of the United States of America - Which links us to Peaches by Presidents of the USA
BIG FLAW - Shepherds Pie is made with minced lamb hence the name Shepherds Pie, Dave didnt know this. He always cooked it with minced beef. That means what he thought was Shepherds Pie is Cottage Pie.
(ANOUSHKA TRANSCRIPT TOMORROW)
Chris received an email from Fran from Travis but he thought it wasnt authentic. Chris thought Your Show Rocks was the dead giveaway as he couldn't imagine him saying that. Chris trailed Spooks twice which starts tonight.
David Garido showed his flair for saying Spanish tennis players. Dave pees on Georginas bonfire as he revealed the cryptic Blur tease that she was talking about. Electric Six have had the two best singles of this year. Their album is out hopefully the end of this month. If the rest is half is good, it should be the best album of this year after the White Stripes, which im sure Chris still hasnt listened to, yet hes had it for 2 months.
BB ALED
Anoushka is out but shes not on the show. They said that she will hopefully be on tomorrow. Chris managed to have Kate Bush's Babooshka singing along with droopy boobs. Chris called them Pendulems in a top. Chris said that Jon has to stay as he went I had the greatest game of Risk ever, i marched through France and Germany and noone suspected a thing.
Aled sent Jingle Justin to the press conference. Oh dear, Jingle Justin asked her all the questions they had for Jon. Justin lied and said that Chris bet him £1000 that he cant get a kiss. She said that she quite liked Chris so no.
Federico got told off in the Diary Room for being rude to Big Brother. Chris laughed loudly at it. Im told he was impersonating Avid Merrion who has done Big Brother stuff on E4 in previous years. If he does it again, they will replace him.
They bet 65% of their food bill. Their new task is to follow the way of the Cub Scout which means passing Cub Camping badge, cub membership test and they must dress themselves up in cub scout gear within 2 minutes of a klaxon sounding. Jon already thinks that they have failed the task.
Chris girlfiend thinks that Federico looks like Woody from Toy Story.
Daves Tedious Link
Chic Good Times - Chic rhymes with Peek which is usually follow by the words A Boo - Abhu Dhabi is in the Middle East as is Jordan - Jordan the model is reported to be planning even more enhancements to her breast region to a W cup - If you take the C away and put a T, you get Tup which is a type of sheep - Sheep live atop mountains and hills as do Shepherds - Shepherds Pie is made from minced beef as is Spaghetti Bolognese - Spaghetti Bolognese comes from Italy as does Frankie Dettori - Frankie Dettori has probably been to America and America is home of Mount Rushmore which is a large rockface in Dakota which has carved into it the faces of the Presidents of the United States of America - Which links us to Peaches by Presidents of the USA
BIG FLAW - Shepherds Pie is made with minced lamb hence the name Shepherds Pie, Dave didnt know this. He always cooked it with minced beef. That means what he thought was Shepherds Pie is Cottage Pie.
(ANOUSHKA TRANSCRIPT TOMORROW)
