The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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DAY 11 - CHRIS STILL OFF BOOZE
The legends that are Moped (including Messageboard member DiffusionUK) have produced another genius track. This time they've made a hilarious cover of 80's Bon Jovi classic, 'Livin' on a Prayer'. The new song as well as biographies of the Moped crew can be found at their brand spanking new website:
http://www.moped.org.uk (seems to be down)

Big Blubber 3 - The Final Push: Aled rejoined the team this week after his holiday had got him a nice tan. He spent the first training session moaning about the British weather. He performed better in the gym, but Scott told him he's got to lay off the fizzy energy drinks.
Dave seemed to think he had a point to prove this week after a disappointing session last week. However whilst
leading the way on the jog, he lost his bearings and took the rest of them in the wrong direction.
Will was hung-over on Tuesday and seemed happy to plod along, lagging behind during Dave's wild goose chase. Will performed excellently in the gym and put up some excellent training on the exercise bike and the inclined walk.
Chris was disappointing on Tuesday's session, but the superstar brown-nose arrived early at the gym and had done a 12 minute warm-up before they all got there. He followed it up with more rigorous training. Therefore licky licky brown nose trophy was awarded to Chris.
The team had Big Mother on the phone, Davina McCall. She had locked herself out of the car and was waiting for someone to come and sort it out. She’s very excited about tomorrow, all of the contestants this time round have some life experience and there is more to them. Davina promises that Chris can sit in the Diary Room Chair this year. She also revealed that since she’s pregnant her boobs have gone to a B to an E. However her bum is huge, and she finds it depressing being pregnant the same time as Donna Air as she only has a little bump and Davina feels enormous.

LETS PLAY VIADUCT - COMING SOON UGLYBOBS 50 QUESTION VIADUCT QUIZ
1. How do you pronounce S-T-R-O-K-E?
2. This is what you can do to you belly button, tongue, ear or nipple?
3. * rhyming singing duo, Something and Dave?
4. How do you pronounce C-H-A-O-S?
5. What do you get when you put the words Will and Kinder together?
6. With whom would you associate songs Fastlove, Outside and Father Figure?
7. What does the GM stand for in the tv show GM:tv?
8. What do you get when you put the words Blue and Oyster together?
9. In what sort of bar would Scott Mills be a platinum member?
10. What do you get when you put the words Woo and Woo together?
11. Which member revealed the other day they had been shot at twice?
12. Complete the title of this anthem Something Save The Queen?
Kate finally won
PRIZES
Dandy Warhols NEW THIS WEEK Welcome to the Monkey House
Underwater Mix CD by Darren Emerson (he didnt play for Boro)
Club Anthems 2003 CD
Craig David Slicker Than Your Average CD
Smash Hits The Reunion CD
Heaven DVD starring Cate Blanchett (never heard of it)
Jaffa Cakes
Goldfrapp T-Shirt, Picture Book, Teddy Bear
and a Scalextric with 2 Mercedes Benz cars

Chris joined in the new craze of the current daytime radio presenters by rustling his papers in a nervous way. Chris is in love with Edith Bowman and saw her in the other studio (recording their saturday show perhaps, dreem teem used to do it on Thursdays).
Jingle Justin is back in the UK after boarding a flight from British Airways. He watched the match outside the stadium on a big screen. Justin picked up a lady from New York but refused to say whether he had sex with her. He said that he has a great selection of 100 female photos with him in his pink hat saying Kiss Me Im Irish. He wanted to put them up on the Radio 1 website but Will said that wouldnt be very likely. You can always find a home for your pics. Email them to me Justin, im bored.
Chris played the Dannii Minogue VS Madonna Bootleg, her new single mixed with Into The Groove. Chris played the Moped track again.

Daves Tedious Link
Red Hot Chili Peppers Give It Away - Red Hot Chili Peppers are an essential part of Mexican cookery as are nachoes - Nacho rhymes with Macho as in Jurgen Macho who plays for Sunderland - Sunderland are managed by Mick McCarthy - Mick McCarthy shares his surname with John McCarthy, a former Beirut hostage - Hostage nearly rhymes with sausage - Sausages have different types and in that respect they have something in common with dogs - Dogs have wet noses as do sharks - Sharks or more precisely basking sharks can be found off the coast of the Isle Of Man - The Isle of Man is an Island as is Australia - Australia is where Paul Hogan is from - Paul Hogan starred in Crocodile Dundee - Dundee in Scotland is where Lorraine Kelly was born - Lorraine Kellys entertainment correspondant is Radio 1's Emma B - Emma B shares her surname with Jazzie B, the brains behind Soul II Soul - Which links us to Soul II Soul and Back to Life

FLAWS
* Jurgen Macho doesnt play for Sunderland anymore
* Hostage doesnt rhyme with Sausage
* Lorraine Kelly is not from Dundee, she is from East Kilbride