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- Tue May 20, 2003 6:28 pm
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While Aled was away last week, shock horror he was drinking butch drinks. That is if you call Malibu and Archers butch. A lot of his holiday he said he couldn't remember because he was drunk most of the time. The team got talking about the time Aled lived in Swansea. Apparently he was shot twice while he was there, once in a drive-by shooting and once while he was walking down the street. Chris and Dave asked why he was shot, but Aled said he didn't know because he didn't owe anybody any money or anything like that, so maybe he looked like a rival gangster. Chris said that he really didn't think anyone would confuse Aled with a gangster. Aled moved to Cardiff shortly afterwards.
Chris has been trimming his genitalia with his goatee trimmer yet again and was trying to persuade the team to see the finished product. Will and Dave insisted they didn't want to see, and Aled also refused but didn't sound too convincing. Will said he shouldn't do it because it'll be sore when it starts to grow back. Dave thought he was only doing it to make the old man look bigger. Aled suggested that he should try getting waxed, but it hurts like hell.
Chris said if it hurts then there's no chance of him doing it - he can't even put eye drops in without help.
Aled brought the team presents back from his holiday. I missed what he brought Dave but he brought Chris a candle with the old style two naked people, best way I can describe it. Apparently they had a conversation with Dale Winton about candles and Chris had never tried them, but he didnt seem to impressed with these either. Aled brought Will a pinney to increase his campness, which Will wore with pride. He also provided a present for the show, a piece of music they are clubbing to in the Gran Canaria, its absolutly huge, everyone loves it, it is, you guessed it, the Fast Food Rockers song they played while Aled was away. There is no escape from it.
Viaduct
Ben VS Kate
1. How do you pronounce the word K-N-O-C-K-E-R-S?
2. These are what you draw before you go to bed?
3. Russian Lesbians who are set to represent their country at this years Eurovision?
4. How do you pronounce L-E-S?
5. Eastenders actress Hannah Waterman is the daughter of Sweeney and Minder actor Dennis Who?
6. Dance music legend who does the Essential Selection on Friday nights is Pete Who?
7. How do you pronounce D-O-N-G?
8. If the end of the church houses the alter is called the alter end, what would you call the end of the church which houses the bell?
9. Bugs Bunny is a famous cartoon what?
10. Complete this Radio 1 DJ from yesteryear Somebody Warren?
11. Which christian name links Nelson in the world of soul and Sinclair in the world of West Ham players who dont want to leave?
12. The lead singer of the Charlatans is called Somebody Burgess?
13. Green and white vegetable, goes with cheese, Something Flower?
14. Complete the name of this US Rapper Snoop Something Dog?
15. If baby cats are called kittens, what do you call baby dogs?
16. This is part of a womans bra, rhymes with baps?
17. What is the plural of Jock?
18. Spain is currently full of what?
THEY BOTH COMPLETED ALL THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY SO THEY COME BACK TOMORROW.
Chris talked to David Garido after the news. Chris played underneath Clocks by Coldplay on piano instrumental. This might be from the cd that I noticed on the adverts this morning called Piano moods which does instrumentals of Coldplay and Vanessa Carlton. David tried to take the pee out of Leeds not being in the FA Cup Final but the problem being that he was a Sheffield Wednesday so he cant really brag. Chris decided to play all his fave mixes from a couple of months ago.
Jingle Justin joined the team from somewhere in Spain as he is stranded with a broken down car, booze and no tickets for the UEFA Cup Final. There was no flights to Seville so the closest place was Alicante, which was more than 200 miles away so they got a rental car, which was a Nissan Micra, and thats the car they are stuck in.
Daves Tedious Link
Oasis Cigarettes & Alcohol - Both carry an age restriction as does hiring a mucky video - Video killed the Radio Star - Radio Stars dont come much bigger than DJ Wes - DJ Wes shares the same first name as Wes Craven, the horror movie bloke who in turn shares the same surname as John Craven who now hosts CountryFile - CountryFile is concerned about looking after the environment as are hippies - I Wanna Be a Hippie was a hit for Technohead - Technohead shouldnt be mistake for Radiohead who are fronted by Thom Yorke - Thom Yorke shares the same surname as the Duchess Of York who is better known as Fergie - Another Fergie is Fergie the DJ who works her at fabulous 1FM and is from Northern Ireland as is James Nesbitt - James Nesbitt currently stars in Murphys Law but is most known for Cold Feet - Cold Feet is what you get when you forget to put your socks on - Socks on sounds a bit like Saxon who were a native tribe in this part of the world whose saxon burial remains and other old stuff are still buried still to this day deep underground
*The Saxons are not from here, they came from Germany
* The Duchess of Yorks surname is not York, it is Ferguson
Chris has been trimming his genitalia with his goatee trimmer yet again and was trying to persuade the team to see the finished product. Will and Dave insisted they didn't want to see, and Aled also refused but didn't sound too convincing. Will said he shouldn't do it because it'll be sore when it starts to grow back. Dave thought he was only doing it to make the old man look bigger. Aled suggested that he should try getting waxed, but it hurts like hell.
Chris said if it hurts then there's no chance of him doing it - he can't even put eye drops in without help.
Aled brought the team presents back from his holiday. I missed what he brought Dave but he brought Chris a candle with the old style two naked people, best way I can describe it. Apparently they had a conversation with Dale Winton about candles and Chris had never tried them, but he didnt seem to impressed with these either. Aled brought Will a pinney to increase his campness, which Will wore with pride. He also provided a present for the show, a piece of music they are clubbing to in the Gran Canaria, its absolutly huge, everyone loves it, it is, you guessed it, the Fast Food Rockers song they played while Aled was away. There is no escape from it.
Viaduct
Ben VS Kate
1. How do you pronounce the word K-N-O-C-K-E-R-S?
2. These are what you draw before you go to bed?
3. Russian Lesbians who are set to represent their country at this years Eurovision?
4. How do you pronounce L-E-S?
5. Eastenders actress Hannah Waterman is the daughter of Sweeney and Minder actor Dennis Who?
6. Dance music legend who does the Essential Selection on Friday nights is Pete Who?
7. How do you pronounce D-O-N-G?
8. If the end of the church houses the alter is called the alter end, what would you call the end of the church which houses the bell?
9. Bugs Bunny is a famous cartoon what?
10. Complete this Radio 1 DJ from yesteryear Somebody Warren?
11. Which christian name links Nelson in the world of soul and Sinclair in the world of West Ham players who dont want to leave?
12. The lead singer of the Charlatans is called Somebody Burgess?
13. Green and white vegetable, goes with cheese, Something Flower?
14. Complete the name of this US Rapper Snoop Something Dog?
15. If baby cats are called kittens, what do you call baby dogs?
16. This is part of a womans bra, rhymes with baps?
17. What is the plural of Jock?
18. Spain is currently full of what?
THEY BOTH COMPLETED ALL THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY SO THEY COME BACK TOMORROW.
Chris talked to David Garido after the news. Chris played underneath Clocks by Coldplay on piano instrumental. This might be from the cd that I noticed on the adverts this morning called Piano moods which does instrumentals of Coldplay and Vanessa Carlton. David tried to take the pee out of Leeds not being in the FA Cup Final but the problem being that he was a Sheffield Wednesday so he cant really brag. Chris decided to play all his fave mixes from a couple of months ago.
Jingle Justin joined the team from somewhere in Spain as he is stranded with a broken down car, booze and no tickets for the UEFA Cup Final. There was no flights to Seville so the closest place was Alicante, which was more than 200 miles away so they got a rental car, which was a Nissan Micra, and thats the car they are stuck in.
Daves Tedious Link
Oasis Cigarettes & Alcohol - Both carry an age restriction as does hiring a mucky video - Video killed the Radio Star - Radio Stars dont come much bigger than DJ Wes - DJ Wes shares the same first name as Wes Craven, the horror movie bloke who in turn shares the same surname as John Craven who now hosts CountryFile - CountryFile is concerned about looking after the environment as are hippies - I Wanna Be a Hippie was a hit for Technohead - Technohead shouldnt be mistake for Radiohead who are fronted by Thom Yorke - Thom Yorke shares the same surname as the Duchess Of York who is better known as Fergie - Another Fergie is Fergie the DJ who works her at fabulous 1FM and is from Northern Ireland as is James Nesbitt - James Nesbitt currently stars in Murphys Law but is most known for Cold Feet - Cold Feet is what you get when you forget to put your socks on - Socks on sounds a bit like Saxon who were a native tribe in this part of the world whose saxon burial remains and other old stuff are still buried still to this day deep underground
*The Saxons are not from here, they came from Germany
* The Duchess of Yorks surname is not York, it is Ferguson
