The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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By Chris
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It's a busy Monday at 'Daq Towers with the revolving doors working overtime this morning. Along side the usual five new members on the market, there's five lads losing their card-holding celebrity status.
You voted in your thousands and the decision was decisive: Traders want rid of all of One True Voice, not just one of them. Even Daniel Pearce's punch up couldn't save him from being dragged off the market, by a massive vote of 93 percent in favour of the all of them option.
Nor could anyone stop the inexorable march of Comedy Dave Vitty through the doors and onto the market. Backed by his other half Chris Moyles, he gained over two thirds of the listing vote (68 percent) to win his place on the 'Daq, ahead of Kylie's bloke and others.

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Kate, 22 with an unbelievable squeaky voice, much akin to Orville lost but won viaduct because she was against the guest on the show today, Paul Zenon. He presents Worst Case Scenario, tonight at 9pm on Bravo TV, and if you dont like it theres always porn after it. Magic on the radio, a one joke segment, used before, might be good if you were there but boring for the listener. There was a trick with a beaver trap that went wrong, it trapped his finger and the team went silent. There was blood on his fingers. Dave was speechless.
Dave changed the dat tape at 5:10pm when someone was supposed to do it at 5pm. Aled was too shocked because of the blood plus red ink on the table. Aled had presents for the team but he forgot to bring them in. The text messages flooded in wanting to know what happened. Dave had a Guess Who which was Kathy Burke. Chris also did have a Guess Who which was George Graham and Richard Keys.
Chris was watching the telly and saw that Dermot O Dreary was about to interview Neil Morissey. Chris had Neils number so he thought it would be funny to see if he had his phone with him and whether he had it turned on. Halfway through the phone rang on the telly. Chris called it true interactive telly. Chris ribbed Dave for downing a pint in nearly 2 minutes. Dave complained that it was 10:30 in the morning.

Daves Tedious Links
Livin Joy Dreamer - Dreamer rhymes with Beamer which is what Dave will probably buy when he is rich and famous - Lifestyles Of The Rich and Famous is the name of a track by Good Charlotte but also the name of a programmes in America hosted by Robin Leech - Leeches suck blood as do vampires - Vampires come from Transylvania as do the Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Girls are twins - Twins was a film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny De Vito - In real life Danny De Vito is married to Rhea Perlman who played Carla in Cheers - Cheers starred Ted Danson - Ted Danson shares the same christian name as Ted Rogers, the late great host of 3,2,1 - 3+2+1=6 - Six packs are what you cans of beer in, in the offie and the offie is where you would need to go if you required some cigarrettes and alcohol - Which links us to Oasis and Cigarettes & Alcohol