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- Wed Mar 19, 2003 6:49 pm
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Will Kinder is back on the show today after his bout of the runs yesterday. Will said he was very bored watching daytime TV. Most of the TV was filled with coverage of the debate in parliament yesterday so it's understandable that Will was bored. He said even Kilroy was about 'My mum's got fish'. Chris asked Will if he resorted to his secret collection of porn, but Will said that kind of action wouldn't really help matters.
Chris and Will had been sent some shoes and Will had trouble putting them on. Dave told him to try putting them on with the tongue out and Will stuck out his tongue and said No, it still doesn't work. This had Dave in stitches because he'd never heard that gag before. This prompted a link full of cheap gags. One of the best was when Chris went to the doctors and he told the doctor it hurt when he pokes his leg, it hurts when he pokes his stomach and it
hurts when he pokes his chest. The doctor told him he'd broke his finger!
Something happened at about 15:30 and the show went off the air. I've always wanted this to happen to see if the emergency DAT really does kick in with Daniel Beddingfield and it did! Chris didn't say what happened to make the show go off the air, he just said We went through a bridge. He blamed it on Miles he's in charge of the studio.
Today’s guest was Comic Relief does Fame Academy Winner Will Mellor.
Chris took the mick out of him for crying on live TV. On the first night Chris was cringing because Will was awful, but he really improved during the week. He’s seriously considering signing a record deal, he’s had a top 5 hit before but that was because of Hollyoaks. If he does it he’d rather have a song he’d written himself at number 30 just so people would listen to him and take him seriously. He thinks Kwame’s got a voice like silk, and says he’s amazing. Will as seen the clip of him talking to the red noses, he cringed.
Dave had a go at singing Wills single from a few years back. For some reason I have a copy of this. (THIS WAS SAM, NOT SIDLA OR BOB I HASTEN TO ADD) Dave murdered it, and Will said it would have been hell of a lot easier to go up against him in the Fame Academy.
It was Karoake time as Chris wheeled out the Stars In Their Eyes compact disc. It was Will who was the victim, he had to sing When I Need You, which was the Will Mellor cover he got in the top 5. Chris played sound effects to try and put him off.
Will chose 7 on the cd and he sang My Heart Will Go On. Chris was disappointed with him so he told him to sing Man I Feel Like A Woman, which Will sang in a * stylee and ended with Wills personal choice which was Bryan Adams and Everything I Do.
Chris had more ideas for Scott Mills being his bitch. He wanted him to come in tomorrow and do Daves' ironing, get them tea and chores. Scott will be in from 4 as part of the bet. Spoony asked for Scott to get him some new jokes for his show. Spoony was playing golf again. Dave said that Scott could polish his balls for him. Chris asked if he ever played with Jimmy Tarbuck or Brucey. Chris asked if he skinned himself after the golf.
Daves Tedious link
James Born Of Frustration - James is the surname of the Australian Chatshow host Clive James - Clive James shares the same christian name as the Radio 1 Legend Clive Warren - The word warren is usually referred to as a home for rabbits - Rabbits have large protruding teeth as has Cilla Black - Cilla Black is the legendary host of Surprise Surprise , so good they named the show twice - Twice ryhmes with Mice which is the plural for Mouse - The most famous mouse in the world is Mickey - Mickey is mates with Donald - Donald was the surname of former Take That member Howard Donald - Howard was famous for looking rough - Rough rhymes with Bruff as in the Three Billy Goats bruff - And according to legend the Three Billy Goats went across a bridge or something where there was some evil trolls which lived under the bridge - Which links us to Under The Bridge by the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Under The Bridge
Chris and Will had been sent some shoes and Will had trouble putting them on. Dave told him to try putting them on with the tongue out and Will stuck out his tongue and said No, it still doesn't work. This had Dave in stitches because he'd never heard that gag before. This prompted a link full of cheap gags. One of the best was when Chris went to the doctors and he told the doctor it hurt when he pokes his leg, it hurts when he pokes his stomach and it
hurts when he pokes his chest. The doctor told him he'd broke his finger!
Something happened at about 15:30 and the show went off the air. I've always wanted this to happen to see if the emergency DAT really does kick in with Daniel Beddingfield and it did! Chris didn't say what happened to make the show go off the air, he just said We went through a bridge. He blamed it on Miles he's in charge of the studio.
Today’s guest was Comic Relief does Fame Academy Winner Will Mellor.
Chris took the mick out of him for crying on live TV. On the first night Chris was cringing because Will was awful, but he really improved during the week. He’s seriously considering signing a record deal, he’s had a top 5 hit before but that was because of Hollyoaks. If he does it he’d rather have a song he’d written himself at number 30 just so people would listen to him and take him seriously. He thinks Kwame’s got a voice like silk, and says he’s amazing. Will as seen the clip of him talking to the red noses, he cringed.
Dave had a go at singing Wills single from a few years back. For some reason I have a copy of this. (THIS WAS SAM, NOT SIDLA OR BOB I HASTEN TO ADD) Dave murdered it, and Will said it would have been hell of a lot easier to go up against him in the Fame Academy.
It was Karoake time as Chris wheeled out the Stars In Their Eyes compact disc. It was Will who was the victim, he had to sing When I Need You, which was the Will Mellor cover he got in the top 5. Chris played sound effects to try and put him off.
Will chose 7 on the cd and he sang My Heart Will Go On. Chris was disappointed with him so he told him to sing Man I Feel Like A Woman, which Will sang in a * stylee and ended with Wills personal choice which was Bryan Adams and Everything I Do.
Chris had more ideas for Scott Mills being his bitch. He wanted him to come in tomorrow and do Daves' ironing, get them tea and chores. Scott will be in from 4 as part of the bet. Spoony asked for Scott to get him some new jokes for his show. Spoony was playing golf again. Dave said that Scott could polish his balls for him. Chris asked if he ever played with Jimmy Tarbuck or Brucey. Chris asked if he skinned himself after the golf.
Daves Tedious link
James Born Of Frustration - James is the surname of the Australian Chatshow host Clive James - Clive James shares the same christian name as the Radio 1 Legend Clive Warren - The word warren is usually referred to as a home for rabbits - Rabbits have large protruding teeth as has Cilla Black - Cilla Black is the legendary host of Surprise Surprise , so good they named the show twice - Twice ryhmes with Mice which is the plural for Mouse - The most famous mouse in the world is Mickey - Mickey is mates with Donald - Donald was the surname of former Take That member Howard Donald - Howard was famous for looking rough - Rough rhymes with Bruff as in the Three Billy Goats bruff - And according to legend the Three Billy Goats went across a bridge or something where there was some evil trolls which lived under the bridge - Which links us to Under The Bridge by the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Under The Bridge
