The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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Today’s Comedy Relief was Michael Greco, and Chris and Will informed the listeners that he’s not as thick as everybody thinks he is.
Dave and Chris had a target amount of money they wanted to raise for Comic Relief, and they are very close to reaching it, so they were asking for a big push on text messages. To encourage this, Michael made up a jingle to say what the text number was in a Live and Kicking/The Big Breakfast stylie. Yesterday The Chris Moyles Show received twice as many text messages as the rest of radio one all together, which Chris said could possibly have saved his career as he missed a very important meeting last week which could have had him fired. The football shirts are worth a lot of money: Michael brought at a charity auction a signed Roy Keane shirt that cost him £2000. He reckons that all together the shirts are worth about half a million.
The team had Ruby Wax on the phone from the Fame Academy house. Chris said she could walk into any West End musical as soon as she finds her pitch, she’s sure its around somewhere. If she could have anybody turn up to the Academy she’d choose Prince Charles; “which just goes to show how far gone I am”. Tonight she will be singing ‘I’m leader of the pack’, but is very sure she will be out tonight as Will and Kwame are so good. In her head she is singing the musical version of Apocalypse, but Chris told her she brings something to the show that Will and Kwame can’t even touch. Ruby: “What, breasts?”
Michael Greco performed a song, “They both reached for the gun”, from ‘Chicago’ which he is staring in. He gave a little overview of the play so the audience understood what was going on. This was just plain weird, so not the sort of thing you’d ever normally hear on Chris’s show. He was good, but it felt very bizarre and out of place.
Michael Greco promised to deliver the world famous catchphrase from Britains Sexiest if they got 30,000 text messages. It was duly broken.

DAVE UPDATE
Dave got Ronnie O Sullivan and his snooker mates at a tournament in Torquay to sign some snooker balls to add to the already heaving booty that someone will win tomorrow afternoon. They were decamped in a bar at the moment at Exeter, home of spoon bender Uri Gellar, who signed a couple of Exeter shirts. At 5:35, they were back on the bus going to Dorchester and onto Bournemouth.

FA ALED
Doon was voted out so that leaves Will, Ruby and Kwame. One will go tonight again. Will sung Still by The Commodores, Ruby sung Leader Of The Pack and Kwame sung Kiss From a Rose. Doon was a luvvy afterwards in the press conference. She said that she had enormous fun. Chris girlfriend said that Ruby didnt look a million miles away from the real Pink. Ruby invaded the CBBC studio today, talking to the camera as though as its a real person.

Michaels Tedious Link
The Cure Love Song - A cure is what you would expect to get if you went to see a doctor about a medical problem - One of the most famous doctors was Dr Who - Dr Who traveled through space in a tardis - The tardis was disguised as an old fashioned police box - These days the police dont have boxes, they have walkie talkies and panda cars - Panda cars were named because they were black and white - TV's used to be black and white until the invention of snooker - Snooker is played by two people with pockets, cues and balls - Snooker is a tricky game to play if you are just starting out but if you were say Stephen Hendry or Rocket Ronnie you'd say its easy - Which links us to The Commodores and Easy