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- Wed Mar 05, 2003 6:51 pm
#241643
Chris was reading an article about himself featured in Loaded. It said they still go on about him being fat. The article said he once flashed a Zoë Ball, but Chris said as far as he knows he never has. The article also said that Chris once got a Russian lap dancer on the show. What show were they listening to? Chris said the closest thing to them getting a lap dancer on the show was when they got a page 3 model to model football shirts. (The page 3 was called Jade Cartwright).
Chris was very pleased that TATU was no longer number 1. Dave said that he thought it was because the novelty of Russian lesbians had worn off. Chris said the novelty of Russian lesbians will never ever wear off.
More interpretations of Clocks: Someone had mixed Clocks with the Bongo Song which wasn't bad, but Greyhead had edited it down so the end sounded dodgy. Another one was mixed with Barbie Girl, which was appalling. Someone tried to mix as many songs as they could with Clocks, songs included Shiny Disco Balls, Thong Song, Fill Me In, Staying Alive, The Real Slim Shady, Independent Women. This version was very good. Dave's favourite was still the calypso version. Chris's favourite was still Moped. Leeds are playing tonight, so Chris played his parody of Beautiful again. The team said hello to Edith, who is the newest listener to Radio 1.
Chris read out some stories from the paper, and he and Dave talked about what a great idea ‘Reborn in the USA’ is. They are both really looking forward to it, no sarcasm! Apparently one of the contestants have walked out before it has even started. Presented by Davina McCall... again, the show has 9 acts on the road in America. The acts from what I can remember is friend of the show Limahl from Kajagoogoo, Michelle Gayle, Gina G, Dollar, Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet, Then Jericho and Sonia.
Chris complained about the amount of junk emails they get, especially porn. Chris joked that Will accidentally deleted it and asked for the person to re-send. Will tried to dig himself out of a hole by saying that he clicked on it by mistake and then deleted it. Dave wanted to say about a funny topic on email from a porn advert but Will wouldnt let him. Something about 18 holes anyway. Chris asked people to get on their webcam and film them waving and send it to him. At the end he said that most of them were 15 year olds on the most geekier side. Chris wanted to prolong this feature with foreign people sending in their waves.
Football talk ensued with Dave wanting Newcastle and Man Utd to get beat. Aleds mum went to the match at Park Avenue only to see it washed out. The team are all going out for a drink but Will was a little bit apprehensive because he always ends up somewhere else. Chris dreamt of buying a pub with Will as bar manager, Dave would be events coordinator and Aled as a bouncer. Chris would ban all Woo Woos, Spritzers and BabyChams. Dave thought it was very common women drinking pints. He would stock scampi fries and pepperami's. Chris said that his pub would be beside the Indian. He would put an arcade in and a fruit machine. Dave talked about the Spot The Difference machine with nudey pictures that got dirtier after 9pm. Chris get pissed off with his radio in his car. He doesnt know how to turn off the travel updates. If youve a Clio or some other car, your cd gets auto stopped when a local travel update comes on the radio. Chris had the unfortunateness to catch Dr Fox after the travel talking to Dannii Minogue and he said it was the biggest ass kissing interview he has ever heard.
He went on to talk about her
Chris - Dannii Minogue used to be good fun and now shes turned into a real mardy. Since that time she came in on my birthday, its a shame because I always like Dannii Minogue. And shes fit as well, looking good, saw her on CD:UK the other week and you know, you wouldnt kick her out of bed on a Monday morning. Shes worth being late for work for. Shes a piece of ass. But shes takes herself too seriously, bearing in mind this is the woman that releases one single a year.
Dave - She got the right hump with you, didnt she
Chris - She did not go down well at all
Dave - well A/ Didnt you say that the stage show she was in was mediocre
Chris - No I never saw it, she was in a musical for the Hunchback of Notre Dame. I cant even remember what I said but she didnt take it well
Dave - Well it wasnt complimentary
Chris - Well no, I didnt mean to be rude, I just said that it sounded rubbish
Dave - Yeah... funny how she took that the wrong way (sarcasm noted)
Chris - Yeah but that was just my opinion, Im not going to sit here and kiss her ass just for the sake of it, well id love to see her naked but thats another story...... (trail)
Daves Tedious Link
Jurassic 5 - Take the Jurassic away from Jurassic 5 and you are left 5 which made Ritchie Neville temporarily famous - Ritchie dated Billie Piper - Billie shares her surname with Matt Piper who plays for Sunderland - It is looking increasingly likely that Sunderland are going down - Going Down was a Top 5 hit in 1999 for Mel C - Melanie C is from Widnes - Witness was a 1985 film starring Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis - Kelly McGillis played Tom Cruises love interest in Top Gun even though she wasnt that good looking, much like the woman who played the role of Miss McKenzie in the first Busted video and who is actually a moose - Moose rhymes with Juice as in Orange Juice or OJ in America where they serve it was pancakes and maple syrup - A syrup is * Rhyming slang for a wig - Another word for a wig is a rug - Rug rhymes with Hug - And a hug is a type of warm and loving embrace - Which links us to Embrace and All You Good Good People
Chris was very pleased that TATU was no longer number 1. Dave said that he thought it was because the novelty of Russian lesbians had worn off. Chris said the novelty of Russian lesbians will never ever wear off.
More interpretations of Clocks: Someone had mixed Clocks with the Bongo Song which wasn't bad, but Greyhead had edited it down so the end sounded dodgy. Another one was mixed with Barbie Girl, which was appalling. Someone tried to mix as many songs as they could with Clocks, songs included Shiny Disco Balls, Thong Song, Fill Me In, Staying Alive, The Real Slim Shady, Independent Women. This version was very good. Dave's favourite was still the calypso version. Chris's favourite was still Moped. Leeds are playing tonight, so Chris played his parody of Beautiful again. The team said hello to Edith, who is the newest listener to Radio 1.
Chris read out some stories from the paper, and he and Dave talked about what a great idea ‘Reborn in the USA’ is. They are both really looking forward to it, no sarcasm! Apparently one of the contestants have walked out before it has even started. Presented by Davina McCall... again, the show has 9 acts on the road in America. The acts from what I can remember is friend of the show Limahl from Kajagoogoo, Michelle Gayle, Gina G, Dollar, Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet, Then Jericho and Sonia.
Chris complained about the amount of junk emails they get, especially porn. Chris joked that Will accidentally deleted it and asked for the person to re-send. Will tried to dig himself out of a hole by saying that he clicked on it by mistake and then deleted it. Dave wanted to say about a funny topic on email from a porn advert but Will wouldnt let him. Something about 18 holes anyway. Chris asked people to get on their webcam and film them waving and send it to him. At the end he said that most of them were 15 year olds on the most geekier side. Chris wanted to prolong this feature with foreign people sending in their waves.
Football talk ensued with Dave wanting Newcastle and Man Utd to get beat. Aleds mum went to the match at Park Avenue only to see it washed out. The team are all going out for a drink but Will was a little bit apprehensive because he always ends up somewhere else. Chris dreamt of buying a pub with Will as bar manager, Dave would be events coordinator and Aled as a bouncer. Chris would ban all Woo Woos, Spritzers and BabyChams. Dave thought it was very common women drinking pints. He would stock scampi fries and pepperami's. Chris said that his pub would be beside the Indian. He would put an arcade in and a fruit machine. Dave talked about the Spot The Difference machine with nudey pictures that got dirtier after 9pm. Chris get pissed off with his radio in his car. He doesnt know how to turn off the travel updates. If youve a Clio or some other car, your cd gets auto stopped when a local travel update comes on the radio. Chris had the unfortunateness to catch Dr Fox after the travel talking to Dannii Minogue and he said it was the biggest ass kissing interview he has ever heard.
He went on to talk about her
Chris - Dannii Minogue used to be good fun and now shes turned into a real mardy. Since that time she came in on my birthday, its a shame because I always like Dannii Minogue. And shes fit as well, looking good, saw her on CD:UK the other week and you know, you wouldnt kick her out of bed on a Monday morning. Shes worth being late for work for. Shes a piece of ass. But shes takes herself too seriously, bearing in mind this is the woman that releases one single a year.
Dave - She got the right hump with you, didnt she
Chris - She did not go down well at all
Dave - well A/ Didnt you say that the stage show she was in was mediocre
Chris - No I never saw it, she was in a musical for the Hunchback of Notre Dame. I cant even remember what I said but she didnt take it well
Dave - Well it wasnt complimentary
Chris - Well no, I didnt mean to be rude, I just said that it sounded rubbish
Dave - Yeah... funny how she took that the wrong way (sarcasm noted)
Chris - Yeah but that was just my opinion, Im not going to sit here and kiss her ass just for the sake of it, well id love to see her naked but thats another story...... (trail)
Daves Tedious Link
Jurassic 5 - Take the Jurassic away from Jurassic 5 and you are left 5 which made Ritchie Neville temporarily famous - Ritchie dated Billie Piper - Billie shares her surname with Matt Piper who plays for Sunderland - It is looking increasingly likely that Sunderland are going down - Going Down was a Top 5 hit in 1999 for Mel C - Melanie C is from Widnes - Witness was a 1985 film starring Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis - Kelly McGillis played Tom Cruises love interest in Top Gun even though she wasnt that good looking, much like the woman who played the role of Miss McKenzie in the first Busted video and who is actually a moose - Moose rhymes with Juice as in Orange Juice or OJ in America where they serve it was pancakes and maple syrup - A syrup is * Rhyming slang for a wig - Another word for a wig is a rug - Rug rhymes with Hug - And a hug is a type of warm and loving embrace - Which links us to Embrace and All You Good Good People
