chrismoyles.net
- Wed Feb 19, 2003 6:20 pm
#241634
http://david.striked.org/moyles/19febaled_trouble.mp3
http://david.striked.org/moyles/19febeddie_coldplay.mp3
paste them in your address to listen. Thanks to David
Chris had a shave last night and it was the first thing people commented on when they first saw him today. He had bought a new razor and it didn’t leave him with as much stubble as he would like. He said his face now feels like a cheese grater. Chris was watching ‘Real Footballer’s Wives’ last night and Will said that the people featured on the programme had obviously been trying to detach themselves from the image that ‘Footballers Wives’ promotes, but they failed badly.
Chris was pleased that the Pop Stars Rivals tour was cancelled. One True Voice? More like One Person Bought Tickets. Chris said the only people to have bought tickets were probably Louis Walsh and Pete Waterman. Chris said Hearsay had only stayed together for the time it takes to say Hearsay. Comedy Dave was featured in the Radio Times this week. Will said the photograph they used of Dave was the most appalling picture of Dave he’d ever seen. According to the interview Dave’s worst moment was when he took Simon Mayo off the air for 15 minutes. Chris
was gutted that he was not mentioned in his favourite broadcasters, and neither was anybody else at Radio 1. Mike Parry was listed as one of his favourite broadcasters who is on Five Live at the same time as Coxy. Chris questioned Dave’s loyalty to Radio 1. To be fair though, who’d want to listen to the breakfast show with that annoying gobby cow with the personality of a slapped fish.
Aled got into trouble with Chris for lying about going running. He started off by saying that he went for a run all around Regent’s Park, but refused to swear ‘on somebody’s life’ (just that phrase coming from a man about to turn 29 made me laugh!) about it. When pressed he said he didn’t run round the entire park, but he did go running. Further interrogation lead to the discovery that he actually didn’t go running at all, so Chris had one of his infamous rants at “the lying git”.
However, Aled was proud of something today. Chris announced that Aled had finally become a man. Yes that’s right folks, he captured and threw out a spider. Aled: “It was massive!” Chris: “Yes, but do you use the term massive the same way you use the term ‘one lap of Regent’s Park?’”. Aled: “Well, probably”. It was about the size of a two pound coin, but it was hairy and its legs moved, not like normal spiders at all! We were then treated to a blow by blow account of poor little Aled getting rid of this ‘massive’ spider. While wearing gloves, he needed card, a jug, a baking tray, sugar dispenser and paper all to trap one little insect. After all that he couldn’t bring himself to throw it out, so he locked it in a room until his friend came round to chuck it out of the window. Soundvault soon for this and the running thing soon I hope!
Now, I know I had a moan yesterday about how little effort is being put into the show, but today 4 till 4:30 was a pleasure to review. Chris ranting at his team is one of my favourite things to listen to on the show, it never fails to be funny. And what on any other radio show would have been a dull story about a spider, only Chris and his team can make a hilarious and entertaining dilemma from their sheer way of getting all excited and het up about absolutely anything. In one half an hour Chris has revived my dwindling hope that he still has what it takes to be my favourite DJ (a title that was slowly being taken from him), so why can’t we have more stuff like this?
It will be a dull day tomorrow as they want to you to text in who you think will win Brit Awards in their respective catagories. Theyve been using the text a lot these days so there must be some sort of extra money coming from the calls.
Day One of Clock-legging and Eddie Nock gets his first mention with his rock-y version. Other mentions go out to Darren AKA DJ Spark for his garage mixes, Paul Snart for his 6 minute dance rendition and Dave from Hartlepool, who was on the phone yesterday telling them how to play it on the keyboard. He sent in so far their favourite which was best described as Jamaican Flava Mix. Chris finally likes a Missy Elliott song, her new one Gossip Talk.
A lot of Footballers Wives trash that I couldnt be arsed to listen to.
Daves Tedious Link
Dream Warriors Wash Your Face In My Sink - Face was a character in the A Team and was played by Dirk Benedict - Eggs benedict is a posh way of saying egg mayonnaise - Eggs get laid as does Gary Lucy - Gary Lucy plays Kyle Pascoe in Footballers Wives - Pascoe rhymes with Cost Co where you can get 5 litre tins of beans - Beans means farts - Farts rhymes with Darts - Darts is the sport of the fat - Fat Of the Land - Land Of Hope and Glory - Glory Box was a hit for Portishead as was Sour Times - Sour Mix are made by Haribo - Haribo come from Pontefract - Pontefract is famous for cakes - Cakes rhymes with snakes - Snake Pit - Gravel Pit - Brad Pitt - Brad Pitt starred in the film Se7en and when you think of the number 7 you may think of days of the week, colours of the rainbow or you may think of bands comprising of 7 members and when you think of 7 peace pseudo political pop rock combos of yesteryear, one band springs to mind - Which links us to Chumbawumba and Tubthumping (I Get Knocked Down)
http://david.striked.org/moyles/19febeddie_coldplay.mp3
paste them in your address to listen. Thanks to David
Chris had a shave last night and it was the first thing people commented on when they first saw him today. He had bought a new razor and it didn’t leave him with as much stubble as he would like. He said his face now feels like a cheese grater. Chris was watching ‘Real Footballer’s Wives’ last night and Will said that the people featured on the programme had obviously been trying to detach themselves from the image that ‘Footballers Wives’ promotes, but they failed badly.
Chris was pleased that the Pop Stars Rivals tour was cancelled. One True Voice? More like One Person Bought Tickets. Chris said the only people to have bought tickets were probably Louis Walsh and Pete Waterman. Chris said Hearsay had only stayed together for the time it takes to say Hearsay. Comedy Dave was featured in the Radio Times this week. Will said the photograph they used of Dave was the most appalling picture of Dave he’d ever seen. According to the interview Dave’s worst moment was when he took Simon Mayo off the air for 15 minutes. Chris
was gutted that he was not mentioned in his favourite broadcasters, and neither was anybody else at Radio 1. Mike Parry was listed as one of his favourite broadcasters who is on Five Live at the same time as Coxy. Chris questioned Dave’s loyalty to Radio 1. To be fair though, who’d want to listen to the breakfast show with that annoying gobby cow with the personality of a slapped fish.
Aled got into trouble with Chris for lying about going running. He started off by saying that he went for a run all around Regent’s Park, but refused to swear ‘on somebody’s life’ (just that phrase coming from a man about to turn 29 made me laugh!) about it. When pressed he said he didn’t run round the entire park, but he did go running. Further interrogation lead to the discovery that he actually didn’t go running at all, so Chris had one of his infamous rants at “the lying git”.
However, Aled was proud of something today. Chris announced that Aled had finally become a man. Yes that’s right folks, he captured and threw out a spider. Aled: “It was massive!” Chris: “Yes, but do you use the term massive the same way you use the term ‘one lap of Regent’s Park?’”. Aled: “Well, probably”. It was about the size of a two pound coin, but it was hairy and its legs moved, not like normal spiders at all! We were then treated to a blow by blow account of poor little Aled getting rid of this ‘massive’ spider. While wearing gloves, he needed card, a jug, a baking tray, sugar dispenser and paper all to trap one little insect. After all that he couldn’t bring himself to throw it out, so he locked it in a room until his friend came round to chuck it out of the window. Soundvault soon for this and the running thing soon I hope!
Now, I know I had a moan yesterday about how little effort is being put into the show, but today 4 till 4:30 was a pleasure to review. Chris ranting at his team is one of my favourite things to listen to on the show, it never fails to be funny. And what on any other radio show would have been a dull story about a spider, only Chris and his team can make a hilarious and entertaining dilemma from their sheer way of getting all excited and het up about absolutely anything. In one half an hour Chris has revived my dwindling hope that he still has what it takes to be my favourite DJ (a title that was slowly being taken from him), so why can’t we have more stuff like this?
It will be a dull day tomorrow as they want to you to text in who you think will win Brit Awards in their respective catagories. Theyve been using the text a lot these days so there must be some sort of extra money coming from the calls.
Day One of Clock-legging and Eddie Nock gets his first mention with his rock-y version. Other mentions go out to Darren AKA DJ Spark for his garage mixes, Paul Snart for his 6 minute dance rendition and Dave from Hartlepool, who was on the phone yesterday telling them how to play it on the keyboard. He sent in so far their favourite which was best described as Jamaican Flava Mix. Chris finally likes a Missy Elliott song, her new one Gossip Talk.
A lot of Footballers Wives trash that I couldnt be arsed to listen to.
Daves Tedious Link
Dream Warriors Wash Your Face In My Sink - Face was a character in the A Team and was played by Dirk Benedict - Eggs benedict is a posh way of saying egg mayonnaise - Eggs get laid as does Gary Lucy - Gary Lucy plays Kyle Pascoe in Footballers Wives - Pascoe rhymes with Cost Co where you can get 5 litre tins of beans - Beans means farts - Farts rhymes with Darts - Darts is the sport of the fat - Fat Of the Land - Land Of Hope and Glory - Glory Box was a hit for Portishead as was Sour Times - Sour Mix are made by Haribo - Haribo come from Pontefract - Pontefract is famous for cakes - Cakes rhymes with snakes - Snake Pit - Gravel Pit - Brad Pitt - Brad Pitt starred in the film Se7en and when you think of the number 7 you may think of days of the week, colours of the rainbow or you may think of bands comprising of 7 members and when you think of 7 peace pseudo political pop rock combos of yesteryear, one band springs to mind - Which links us to Chumbawumba and Tubthumping (I Get Knocked Down)
