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- Tue Jan 28, 2003 6:25 pm
#241618
1. Electric Six-Danger! High Voltage, 2. Misteeq-One Night Stand, 3. Mint Royale-The Blue Song, 4. Sugababes-Stronger, 5. Idlewild-A Modern Way Of Letting Go, NEWS, 6. Eminem-Lose Yourself, 7. Jurgen Vries feat CMC-Brave New World, 8. Audioslave-Cochise, 9. Liberty X–Just a Little, 10. Beyonce and Jay-Z–Bonnie and Clyde. 11. Travis–Sing, 12. Lemon Jelly–Nice Weather for Ducks, 13. Pink – Just like a Pill, 14. Red Hot Chilli Peppers–Can’t Stop, NEWS, 15. Jamieson-True, 16. Coldplay-Scientist, 17. Sarah Whatmore-Automatic, 18. Puddle Of Mudd-Blurry, 19. Big Brovas-OK, NEWS, 20. Layo & Bushwacko-Love Story, 21. Dr Dre-Next Episode, 22. Music-The Truth Is No Words, 23. Ian Van Dahl-Reason, 24. T.A.T.U-All The Things She Said, 25. All Saints-Never Ever, 26. LL Cool J-Paradise
Chris has got a big meeting tonight which means he will miss 'Wife Swap' on Channel 4 and the football match. Chris said that Dave would tape the football for him and drop it round his house, to repay him for dragging him from the gutter and making him a c-list celebrity. Dave said he would tape it on the condition that he doesn't have to take it round to his house. Dave went around to Chris's house this morning and he accidentally bumped into Chris's bird
when she was getting out of the shower. Chris said he did on purpose because he's not getting enough at home, and has to go looking for totty. Dave said that at least he doesn't have porn on mail order from Copenhagen, but
Chris claimed that it was ordered by the person who lived in the flat before him and he's just looking after the videos until the police pick them up.
The team were discussing the story in the papers about Justin Timberlake's four letter outburst at Planet Hollywood in London. Chris said that it was setting a bad example in front of the kids who were there because they might go home and say to their parents I want to watch the f***ing Tweenies! Also in the papers today was a story about the botched manhood extension operations that went wrong. The operations were supposed to extend the men's penises by up to 3 inches. Dave said So if it was like 20 inches it would be extended to 23 inches but Chris
replied If a man had a 20 inch penis he wouldn't bother getting out of bed! Dave said Why? Is a 20 inch penis not normal? The team will be supporting Will Young to win the best breakthrough artist at the Brits because he's the only one who's been on the show.
ITV are running a TV program at Valentine’s Day, a cross between Millionaire and Blind Date. Contestants have the chance to win money and love (who the hell commissioned this? They should be shot). The team did a dream sequence of this, with Dave answering Millionaire style questions about women, to win such things as a peck on the cheek, a stroke of the leg and a guaranteed snog. After Nice Weather for Ducks the team amused themselves by thinking up ways of adding something about ducks in artists and song names. Some they came up with were:
Bills Bills Bills by Destiny’s Child
Justin Timberdrake
Pondlife by Blur
Moby Duck (doesn’t exactly work but I see what they were getting at)
I should be so ducky by Kylie Minogue
Chris carefully linked into a dream sequence about the Valentines Day special of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Chris played Tarrant and Dave as the hapless contestant. Chris wondered where Sarah Whatmore. The team thought she was something to do with Pop Idol. They were right as she was in the final 50 of Pop Idol but missed out getting into the Top 10. She was also the one who Simon Cowell infamously proposed to but she rejected him. So she has a bit of sense too. It is strange to see Whatmores both singles achieve Playlist status whereas 4th Placed Pop Idol Zoe Birkett couldnt with her debut, even more strange as it was written by Sarah Whatmore.
Chris said she met her outside the BBC Building and Dave said that Rio Ferdinand was romantically linked with her. Its the Dolci's principle again.
The entire show tomorrow will probably be about what happens tonight. Mark & Lard, Scott Mills, Jo Whiley, Sara Cox and Chris will be out drinking. Chris said that you should check out Mills show tomorrow morning as he will probably be hungover and still half drunk. After the Dre record, Chris and Dave expertly talked Street Jive. They said that Spoony taught them all they know. Chris complained about Aled again for not answering the phones. He was logging all the tracks that have been played on todays show. He could always check here. Chris patronised him by teaching him the rules of answering phones. The sick and twisted audience decided to flood the lines.
Chris decided to break down the start of the All Saints record indicating the bad grammar and the rhyming. Will says the special word Hush Puppies to link to the news. Daves girlfriend wants a talk with him tonight. Oohh dear.
Daves Tedious Link
Guns N Roses - The band uses N as an abbreviation for and like Ant and Dec - Top Deck was a famous band of shandy - Shandy rhymes with Randy as in Randy Quaid who he thinks was married to Meg Ryan (Many emails and texters told Dave this was wrong, it was in fact Dennis Quaid) - Meg Ryan starred in Sleepless In Seattle along with Tom Hanks - Hanks rhymes with Shanks as in Shanks and Bigfoot - Bigfoot and the Hendersons was a programme about a big hairy monster who lived with this american family whose surname which was of course Henderson - Ainslie Henderson didnt win Fame Academy - Academy sounds a bit like De Cadenet as in Amanda De Cadenet, the horsey looking 80's wildchild who was married to John Taylor from Duran Duran - The name Duran Duran came from the name of a character in Barberella - Barberella rhymes with Umbrella - Umbrellas can sometimes be so small that they can fit into a handbag - Handbags are for girls - When you think of girl groups consisting of 2 sisters, you think of All Saints - Which links us to All Saints and Never Ever
Chris has got a big meeting tonight which means he will miss 'Wife Swap' on Channel 4 and the football match. Chris said that Dave would tape the football for him and drop it round his house, to repay him for dragging him from the gutter and making him a c-list celebrity. Dave said he would tape it on the condition that he doesn't have to take it round to his house. Dave went around to Chris's house this morning and he accidentally bumped into Chris's bird
when she was getting out of the shower. Chris said he did on purpose because he's not getting enough at home, and has to go looking for totty. Dave said that at least he doesn't have porn on mail order from Copenhagen, but
Chris claimed that it was ordered by the person who lived in the flat before him and he's just looking after the videos until the police pick them up.
The team were discussing the story in the papers about Justin Timberlake's four letter outburst at Planet Hollywood in London. Chris said that it was setting a bad example in front of the kids who were there because they might go home and say to their parents I want to watch the f***ing Tweenies! Also in the papers today was a story about the botched manhood extension operations that went wrong. The operations were supposed to extend the men's penises by up to 3 inches. Dave said So if it was like 20 inches it would be extended to 23 inches but Chris
replied If a man had a 20 inch penis he wouldn't bother getting out of bed! Dave said Why? Is a 20 inch penis not normal? The team will be supporting Will Young to win the best breakthrough artist at the Brits because he's the only one who's been on the show.
ITV are running a TV program at Valentine’s Day, a cross between Millionaire and Blind Date. Contestants have the chance to win money and love (who the hell commissioned this? They should be shot). The team did a dream sequence of this, with Dave answering Millionaire style questions about women, to win such things as a peck on the cheek, a stroke of the leg and a guaranteed snog. After Nice Weather for Ducks the team amused themselves by thinking up ways of adding something about ducks in artists and song names. Some they came up with were:
Bills Bills Bills by Destiny’s Child
Justin Timberdrake
Pondlife by Blur
Moby Duck (doesn’t exactly work but I see what they were getting at)
I should be so ducky by Kylie Minogue
Chris carefully linked into a dream sequence about the Valentines Day special of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Chris played Tarrant and Dave as the hapless contestant. Chris wondered where Sarah Whatmore. The team thought she was something to do with Pop Idol. They were right as she was in the final 50 of Pop Idol but missed out getting into the Top 10. She was also the one who Simon Cowell infamously proposed to but she rejected him. So she has a bit of sense too. It is strange to see Whatmores both singles achieve Playlist status whereas 4th Placed Pop Idol Zoe Birkett couldnt with her debut, even more strange as it was written by Sarah Whatmore.
Chris said she met her outside the BBC Building and Dave said that Rio Ferdinand was romantically linked with her. Its the Dolci's principle again.
The entire show tomorrow will probably be about what happens tonight. Mark & Lard, Scott Mills, Jo Whiley, Sara Cox and Chris will be out drinking. Chris said that you should check out Mills show tomorrow morning as he will probably be hungover and still half drunk. After the Dre record, Chris and Dave expertly talked Street Jive. They said that Spoony taught them all they know. Chris complained about Aled again for not answering the phones. He was logging all the tracks that have been played on todays show. He could always check here. Chris patronised him by teaching him the rules of answering phones. The sick and twisted audience decided to flood the lines.
Chris decided to break down the start of the All Saints record indicating the bad grammar and the rhyming. Will says the special word Hush Puppies to link to the news. Daves girlfriend wants a talk with him tonight. Oohh dear.
Daves Tedious Link
Guns N Roses - The band uses N as an abbreviation for and like Ant and Dec - Top Deck was a famous band of shandy - Shandy rhymes with Randy as in Randy Quaid who he thinks was married to Meg Ryan (Many emails and texters told Dave this was wrong, it was in fact Dennis Quaid) - Meg Ryan starred in Sleepless In Seattle along with Tom Hanks - Hanks rhymes with Shanks as in Shanks and Bigfoot - Bigfoot and the Hendersons was a programme about a big hairy monster who lived with this american family whose surname which was of course Henderson - Ainslie Henderson didnt win Fame Academy - Academy sounds a bit like De Cadenet as in Amanda De Cadenet, the horsey looking 80's wildchild who was married to John Taylor from Duran Duran - The name Duran Duran came from the name of a character in Barberella - Barberella rhymes with Umbrella - Umbrellas can sometimes be so small that they can fit into a handbag - Handbags are for girls - When you think of girl groups consisting of 2 sisters, you think of All Saints - Which links us to All Saints and Never Ever
