chrismoyles.net
- Wed Jan 22, 2003 6:07 pm
#241613
1. TATU–All The Things She Said 2. Roger Sanchez–Another Chance, 3. Idlewild – A Modern Way Of Letting Go, 4. Jurgen Vries–Brave New World, 5. Daniel Beddingfield–If You’re Not The One NEWS 6. Divine Inspiration-The Way 7. Kelly Rowland–Stole, 8 Hell Is For Heroes–You Drove Me To It 9. Paul Oakenfold–Starry Eyed Surprise, 10. Beenie Man–Street Life, 11 Electric Six–Danger! High Voltage 12. Nelly & Justin Timberlake–Girlfriend, 13. Kira–I’ll be your Angel, 14. Sugababes–Stronger, 15. Good Charlotte–Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous NEWS 18. LL Cool J, 19. Kylie Minogue-Love At First Sight, 20. Together-So Much Love To Give, NEWS, 21. Feeder-Just The Way Im Feeling, 22. Jean Jacques Smoothie-Two People, 23. Big Brovas-OK, 24. Bowling For Soup-Girls All The Bad Guys Want, 25. Layo & Bushwacka-Love Story, 26. Van Halen-Jump, 27. Beenie Man-Street Life, 28. Panjabi MC–Mudian To Bach Ke
Chris was getting used to new complicated studio equipment. He can now play any jingle on demand, so if Dave says ‘now’ then the jingle will come in instantly. Will is suffering from the old joke of him being 40. He had to reassure numerous people last night that he is actually only 34. Chris was worried that he might miss Footballer’s Wives tonight, so he asked the ITV press department to send him a copy if they’re listening. Chris gave commiserations to the Blades after their 2-0 defeat at Anfield last night, but Dave said they played very well.
The team were talking about councils demanding planning permission to own satellite dishes. One caller rang up to say that he was refused planning permission because he had weird Polish neighbours who thought he was going to use the dish to pick up alien transmissions! Another caller said that you could buy satellite dishes that looked like ordinary garden lights. Chris said he thought it was quite a good idea to need planning permission to have a
dish because too many satellite dishes lower the tone of the area, and it looks common. Dave caused controversy by laughing at a caller with a west country accent. Text messages came in with comments like “I’d rather be from the west country than from Leeds, you fat northern w****r!” Will was annoyed by George on newsbeat using the phrase “booze and fags”. He said it’s the BBC news, so it should be “alcohol and cigarettes”, not “booze and fags”!
Chris had a rant about a text message that came in from someone he met in New York asking him to give a ‘shout out’. He doesn’t do ‘shout outs’ he does dedications. Dave had a new feature called ‘Footballer’s Lives’. He gave ‘who am I’ style clues of a famous footballer and the team had to guess who it was. Shockingly Will guessed the first player who was Jonathon Woodgate. The second one was David Beckham, which Chris guessed.
The team’s trainer Scott had brought them all Christmas presents but hadn’t had chance to give them out until today. Dave got a little football and a small Adidas trainer bag. Will got a book called ‘20th Century Photography’ which was full of nude women and cologne. Chris got a little football, a trainer bag with ‘Leeds’ on it and a book called ‘Calorie Counter’.
From 4:30 the show was abysmal with the exception of a fantastic tedious link, Van Halens Jump from 1984. You might think this hasnt being played for 15 years on Radio 1 but you would be wrong as it was played in June 2002 by Mark and Lard as a Son Of Cheesily about David Seamans fall from grace in the World Cup.
Chris is getting tired of WifeSwap on Channel 4 because all they do is bitch. Will decided to watch Girls Behaving Badly about Phone Sex woman, High Class Worker and a woman into whips. Chris asked if Jamie Theakston featured on it. Chris wheeled out Mystic Horse for the first time this year. Chris kept asking for ITV to give him a copy of Footballers Wives but didnt receive a reply. Ever heard of a tape recorder?
Chris started put on a Sean Connery voice and the usual sitting=schitting joke. In the papers today is a story about the Ashley Peacock character on Corrie is to revert to his real voice. Like Chris, I always thought that it was his real voice. I wonder how they will work this into the script. They start to talk about how Fred always say the same thing twice, like Foghorn Leghorn.
Daves Tedious Link
Salt N Pepa - Salt and Pepper are usually condensed using shakers - Shakers rhymes with Quakers - Quakers make Oats - John Oates was a member of the duo Hall and Oates who had a hit called Man Eater - You could describe Ulrika Jonsson as a maneater - The name Jonsson is Scandanavian as is Jenson as in Jenson Button - Chocolate Buttons are nice - Nice rhymes with Rice which is grown in a paddy field - Paddy rhymes with Daddy as in Puff Daddy or Puffy to his friends - Puffy rhymes with Duffy as in the former Boyzone member Keith Duffy - Keith is from Ireland - Ireland is famously green - Frogs are also green and are experts in eating flies and of course its ability to JUMP - Which links us to Van Halen and Jump
Chris was getting used to new complicated studio equipment. He can now play any jingle on demand, so if Dave says ‘now’ then the jingle will come in instantly. Will is suffering from the old joke of him being 40. He had to reassure numerous people last night that he is actually only 34. Chris was worried that he might miss Footballer’s Wives tonight, so he asked the ITV press department to send him a copy if they’re listening. Chris gave commiserations to the Blades after their 2-0 defeat at Anfield last night, but Dave said they played very well.
The team were talking about councils demanding planning permission to own satellite dishes. One caller rang up to say that he was refused planning permission because he had weird Polish neighbours who thought he was going to use the dish to pick up alien transmissions! Another caller said that you could buy satellite dishes that looked like ordinary garden lights. Chris said he thought it was quite a good idea to need planning permission to have a
dish because too many satellite dishes lower the tone of the area, and it looks common. Dave caused controversy by laughing at a caller with a west country accent. Text messages came in with comments like “I’d rather be from the west country than from Leeds, you fat northern w****r!” Will was annoyed by George on newsbeat using the phrase “booze and fags”. He said it’s the BBC news, so it should be “alcohol and cigarettes”, not “booze and fags”!
Chris had a rant about a text message that came in from someone he met in New York asking him to give a ‘shout out’. He doesn’t do ‘shout outs’ he does dedications. Dave had a new feature called ‘Footballer’s Lives’. He gave ‘who am I’ style clues of a famous footballer and the team had to guess who it was. Shockingly Will guessed the first player who was Jonathon Woodgate. The second one was David Beckham, which Chris guessed.
The team’s trainer Scott had brought them all Christmas presents but hadn’t had chance to give them out until today. Dave got a little football and a small Adidas trainer bag. Will got a book called ‘20th Century Photography’ which was full of nude women and cologne. Chris got a little football, a trainer bag with ‘Leeds’ on it and a book called ‘Calorie Counter’.
From 4:30 the show was abysmal with the exception of a fantastic tedious link, Van Halens Jump from 1984. You might think this hasnt being played for 15 years on Radio 1 but you would be wrong as it was played in June 2002 by Mark and Lard as a Son Of Cheesily about David Seamans fall from grace in the World Cup.
Chris is getting tired of WifeSwap on Channel 4 because all they do is bitch. Will decided to watch Girls Behaving Badly about Phone Sex woman, High Class Worker and a woman into whips. Chris asked if Jamie Theakston featured on it. Chris wheeled out Mystic Horse for the first time this year. Chris kept asking for ITV to give him a copy of Footballers Wives but didnt receive a reply. Ever heard of a tape recorder?
Chris started put on a Sean Connery voice and the usual sitting=schitting joke. In the papers today is a story about the Ashley Peacock character on Corrie is to revert to his real voice. Like Chris, I always thought that it was his real voice. I wonder how they will work this into the script. They start to talk about how Fred always say the same thing twice, like Foghorn Leghorn.
Daves Tedious Link
Salt N Pepa - Salt and Pepper are usually condensed using shakers - Shakers rhymes with Quakers - Quakers make Oats - John Oates was a member of the duo Hall and Oates who had a hit called Man Eater - You could describe Ulrika Jonsson as a maneater - The name Jonsson is Scandanavian as is Jenson as in Jenson Button - Chocolate Buttons are nice - Nice rhymes with Rice which is grown in a paddy field - Paddy rhymes with Daddy as in Puff Daddy or Puffy to his friends - Puffy rhymes with Duffy as in the former Boyzone member Keith Duffy - Keith is from Ireland - Ireland is famously green - Frogs are also green and are experts in eating flies and of course its ability to JUMP - Which links us to Van Halen and Jump
