The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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By Chris
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9. Nickelback-How You Remind Me, 10. Layo & Bushwacka-Love Story, 11. Missy Elliott-Work It, 12. Shakira-Whenever, Whatever, 13. Robbie-Walk This Sleigh, 14. Electric Six-Danger High Voltage NEWS 15. Justin Timberlake-Like I Love You, 16. Love Inc-Your A Superstar, 17. Hives-Hate To Say I Told You So, 18. Holly Valance-Kiss Kiss 19. CK-Dreamer 20. Eminem-Lose Yourself 21. Sophie Ellis Bextor-Get Over You 22. Ja Rule-Always On Time 23. Oakenfold-Starry Eyed Surprise 24. Avril Lavigne-Sk8er Boi 25. John & Yoko-Happy Xmas (War Is Over) 26. Pink-Family Portrait 27. Jurgen Vries feat CMC-Brave New World 28. No Doubt-Hey Baby

Chris played the clip of Fergies best moment of 2002 which was his 23rd birthday party in Larne. Chris said that he sounded like a WWE wrestler the way he was shouting to the crowd.
As tomorrow is 'the last day of term' the team talk about board games they could bring in. Dave had never heard of 'Guess who' so Chris and Will explained it to him. As a child Chris couldn't afford 'Hungry Hippos' and had a cheap version instead. Will: What, 'slightly hungery giraffes'? Chris (laughing): No, 'Peckish Pelicans'!
Chris is looking forward to Christmas this year, mainly so he can get a break. Tracy from Reading sent Chris a copy of the FA Cup final 1972 between Arsenal and Leeds. Chris read the guff from the back about the game. The rest of the team were not left empty handed as they got biscuits. Will noticed that the price was still on them but didnt say how much and Aled said some of them were broken.
At the party on friday Will's girlfriend got very very drunk. Dave's her favourite out of all of them, she loves him. She had a very bad habit of hitting people and Chris thought she lingered on too much when she kissed him. Will says she thinks the sun shines out of his arse. Chris was late to the party and everyone was already plastered by the time he got there and couldnt have a conversation with anybody. Aled met Sophie for the first time. He said to her Your not at all what I expected! He says she was a lot slimmer and prettier than he expected, Chris: You thought I was going out with a fat dog!
Xmas Hello Im Listening
Chris - Answered but only said Hello, sounded like Culshaw
Dave - Dr Mark Hamilton correctly said Hello Im Listening
Aled - His Dad said hello
Aled 2nd go - Person answered very camply but only said hello my good friend, sounded like Patrick Kielty listening back
Will - Chris brother Kieran said Hello Im Listening. Chris asked why him.

Part 2
Aled - no answer
Dave - It was Andy Hosey - answerphone
Will - Scottie wasnt listening
Chris - Joanna Taylor answered the phone, fit bird from Merseybeat. She eventually said the phrase that doesnt pay

Chris wanted Chris Rea on the phone to sing Driving Home To Xmas. Chris opened Hello Im Listening to the internet listeners. He wanted people from other countries to email him with their phone number. The huge majority was by North Americans. Drive up to Xmas day, get there midday and go to the club and have 3 or 4 pints for Xmas dinner. Chris always cleans up the dessert bowls up. Chris wolfs down extra trifle before its given out. Kieran doesnt like fruit so he has jelly instead. Dave said that booze and food doesnt mix so thats why he doesnt like Christmas Pudding. Not one of them make the food and let their mums do it. Chris played Wills Sports Talk. Chris played Arsene Wenger on the phone and the running gag was that the phone keys were pressed so you thought he was swearing. Pretty dire.

Daves Tedious Link
Slade Merry Xmas Everybody - Slade are from the Black Country as does Lenny Henry - Lenny Henry sailed around the world with some bloke called Tony Bullimore - Bully was the cheap plastic figure that you got when they failed to win a speedboat - Speedboats are an integral part of water skiing - Water skiing takes place on lakes - The Lakes was a drama that starred John Simm and the fat guy that had an affair with Les Battersbys missus on Corrie, Janice - Janice is played by Vicky Entwistle - A famous whistler was Roger Whittaker - Dave always mixes up Roger with Alan Whicker who travelled around the world to places like India - India had a huge influence on John Lennon and his missus Yoko Ono - Which links us to John and Yokos Plastic Band with Happy Christmas War Is Over

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