The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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NEWS Fatboy Slim - Rockerfellar Skank, J Lo - Jenny From The Block, Jools Holland & Badly Drawn Boy, S Club - Alive NEWS Coldplay - The Scientist, Missy Elliott - Work It, Stereophonics - Step On My Old Size Nines, Milky - Just The Way You Are, Charlatans - The Only One I Know, Eminem - Lose Yourself, Ja Rule & Bobby Brown - Thug Lovin'

Jon Culshaw joined the team today to plug tonights Dead Ringers on BBC2 at 9pm. It has transferred from Radio to TV after a succesful pilot show in April. Jon had an idea when he was on holiday about Parky interviewing people everywhere like at the bus stop. Most people were puzzled. His mates Jan Ravens does Ann Robinson and Mark does David Dickinson. Jon has been trying to enhance his Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin impression. Jon went into Chris voice, Robbie (who sort of sounded like Dale Winton. His newest voices are Simon Schama, the history fella on BBC2 and Ross Kemp. He said that his John Major is going more into Austin Powers type character. Jon did Aleds voice and everyone laughed.
Celebrity Friend to Michael Jackson and all round freak David Blaine will be joining the team tomorrow. Jon asked whether it was the weatherman David Blaine on the BBC. Lets hope he doesnt give Chris the Eamonn Holmes routine. Chris had a guess who which was James Nesbitt. He didnt go over to speak to him because he didnt want to stay in the pub all night. Chris and the team tried out their Northern Ireland accents. Can I say that noone here says the phrase Stick It Out.

FA ALED UPDATE
Sinead performed on Children In Need. Nigel was evicted from the house. Katie escaped but has been put on probation yet AGAIN for the sixth week running along with David. The third person gets told tomorrow. Aleds money is on it being Ainslie. Lemar has got a backlash from the public. His Sunday night performance was just ok. Aled said that the clever money would be on Sinead to win. Chris isnt keen on her
OH YES MILK IT BABY- CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER starts on Wednesday night and Aled wont be doing it. A special celebrity will be coming in every day for BB Updates. Chris said that this person is a proper celebrity. Ex Big Brother 2 Contestant Deans invention makes it debut in the house. Its a Teabag Dispenser. Aled said that the hot tips to enter the house is
Esther Rantzen
Mel from Mel & Sue
Graham Norton
Dawn French
I would say he is correct on only 1 of them. Mark Owen and Les Dennis seem very likely.

Daves Tedious Link
Black Box Ride On Time - On time is another way of saying punctual - Punctual sounds a bit like puncture - A puncture is when you car get a flat tyre, for example someone putting a nail in it - Jimmy Nail starred in Spender - Spender rhymes with Bender as in Uri Gellar - Uri shares his surname with Monica and Ross in Friends who are brother and sister - A sister is a type of nurse - The most famous nurse was Florence Nightingale - Florence shares her surname with Annie Nightingale - Annie wrote a book called Wicked Speed - Gary Speed plays for Newcastle - Newcastle play in Black and White - Black Or White was a No.1 hit in 1991 for Michael Jackson - Michael Jackson is rumoured to have plastic surgery - Jordan has had plastic surgery - Jordan is from Brighton - Brighton is famous for its pier where you can eat candyfloss or have your palm read by a Charlatan - Which links us to LINK LOTTERY TUNE Charlatans and The Only One I Know (that noone has)

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