The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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Wackaday Theme, Fairway Golf Cannon Advert 1. Basement Jaxx - Wheres Your Head At 2. Coldplay - The Scientist 3. Eminem - Lose Yourself 4. Oasis - Little By Little 5. Santana - Game Of Love NEWS 6. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You 7. U2 - Electrical Storm 8. Blazing Squad - Love On The Line 9. Bowling For Soup - Girl All The Bad Guys Want 10. Shy FX - Dont Wanna Know 11. Madonna - Die Another Day 12. Cam'ron - Oh Boy 13. Royksopp - Poor Leno 14. Foo Fighters - All My Life 15. Robbie Williams - Feel NEWS 16. Craig David - Whats Ur Flava 17. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Zephyr Song 18. TLC - Girltalk 19. Lasgo - Alone 20. Alicia Keys - Girlfriend NEWS 21. Queens Of The Stone Age - No One Knows 22. Shaggy & Rikrok - It Wasnt Me 23. Alice Martinue - If I Fall 24. Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise 25. Michael Jackson - Thriller 26. Sophie Ellis Bextor - Music Gets The Best Of Me

Arsenal talk again as they slumped to their fourth successive defeat last night. Chris read out the bad puns from the tabloids regarding David Seaman cutting off his pony tail and moustache in the hope of changing their bad fortunes. Will struggled with the European team names for tonight. Chris said that his cold is getting worse. Chris tried to do a Tim Westwood impression but it ended up sounding like Santa Claus. Chris got slapped in the face last night by his girlfriend, by accident. She slapped him with his Leeds Shirt. Chris hated playing the Santana record again so decided to talk in the background of it saying This Is Radio 2.
Will does his special scary laugh all through the show. Dave had a new game for one day only called Truck Or Treat. Chris had put an effect on the microphone for Dave to sound spooky and couldnt wait to try and do a burp on it. All of Eddie Stobarts trucks are called after womens names and all the Page 3 are women. The quiz was to decipher which was the name of a truck or the name of a treat, being the Page 3 girl.
It must be a knack that everyone who calls up and gets through are all thick. Louise exemplified this fact. She talked all the way through the quiz to her mates. They kept ringing her back to annoy her but she never picked it up.
Correct Answers are given below.
Louise = Abigail - Treat
Peter = Isabella - Truck
Louise = Sarah Jayne - Treat
Peter = Celeste - Treat
Louise = Capri - Treat
Peter = Lucy Hannah - Truck
Louise = Joanne - Treat
Peter = Porsche Louise - Truck
Louise = Renee - Treat
Peter = Marina - Treat
Shannon Mae was the tie break. Peter won. It was the name of a truck.

Chris wanted a Strawberry Cornetto but Aled forgot to buy it and explained that he was flustered with the choice of chocolate. Aled said its Radio 1's fault for not having a Cornetto machine. Chris asked whether they existed and Dave and Aled said yes and that the machine were like the machines the Ice Cream man came round in. One of them came round my avenue a couple of days ago and its the end of October. Chris got sent some free Lilt Mango and Mandarin fizzy pop. In the guff that came with it, it said that there was only 1% Mango and Mandarin in it.
FA Aled update was a Lionel Richie special. Aled said Hi There and then quickly to Hello. Chris had told him to say Hello. Lionel said he found teaching hard. The students were equally petrified. Daves favourite Richie song is Dancing On The Ceiling. Aled said that he was very tall and there was not a wrinkle on his face. Aled only got 2 minutes with him. He moved onto Lemar who usually has the gift of the gab but he was left awe-struck. There was a short clip of Lionel and Lemar singing Easy together. They will sing this on tomorrow nights show. Next weeks Guest at the academy will be Mariah Carey.
Nearly everytime they play the Alice Martinue track, they start talking like French people. The same joke happened where Moyles said the word House like Ass.
Will had a go at rapping on the Thriller song by printing out the lyrics he found off the Internet but he kept messing up the timing. Spoony next door came in to complain. Chris said that the pink jumper Spoony was wearing will scare all the Trick or Treaters away. Spoony said that they cant get to him because he lives in a block of flats. Will mucked it up again and Chris asked Spoony if he wanted a go at it. Chris said that maybe he couldnt because it involved reading. This got Spoony going and he had a go. Chris asked if he was the Andrex voice over guy. Spoony said that he was just like the advert said Soft Strong and Very Long. Dave said that they had already established that Spoonys was the size of a walnut whip.
Chris complained that on the Dave Pearce page in the Daily Star, he was bigging up Rikki and Daz cover of Rhinestone Cowboy. Chris said that hes getting more like Jo Whiley what with all the bandwagon jumping.

Daves Tedious Link
Primal Scream Movin On up - The word Primal refers to animals that are Primates - Primates give birth to live young - Paul Young fronted the band the Cue Tips - Cues Tips are used to take Wax out of ears - Wax is used to make candles - Candle In The Wind was a 1997 hit for Elton John - Elton John wears a wig - Wig rhymes with Stig as in Stig Of The Dump - A municipal dump is somewhere you store unwanted crap and garden cuttings - Cutting Crew were best known for their 1986 hit I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight - Cutting Crew are from Canada as is Alanis Morisette - Morisette is a hugely successful female solo artist - Geri Halliwell is also a female solo artist - The name Halliwell sounds a bit like Halloween which is fitting because she is a nightmare - Nightmares are scary as is Michael Jacksons face - Jacko is responsible for the biggest selling album of all time which was Thriller - Which Links us to the title track from that album Michael Jackson and Thriller

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