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- Wed Oct 30, 2002 6:03 pm
#241560
Have I Got News For You Theme Tune by Big George Goodnight 1. Madonna - Die Another Day 2. U2 - Electrical Storm 3. Dannii Minogue - Put The Needle On It 4. Pink - Just like A Pill 5. Robbie Williams - Feel NEWS 6. Craig David - Whats Ur Flava 7. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Zephyr Song 8. Alicia Keys - Girlfriend 9. Jakatta/Seal - My Vision 10. Shaggy - Hey Sexy Lady 11. Queens Of The Stone Age - No One Knows 12. Kosheen - Find You 13. S Club - Alive 14. Blue - One Love 15. Nirvana - You Know Your Right NEWS 16. Jean Jacques Smoothie - 2 People 17. Big Brovas - Nu Flow 18. Athlete - Beautiful 19. Samantha Mumba - Im Right Here 20. Moby - In This World NEWS 21. Nelly & Kelly - Dilemma 22. IIO - Rapture 23. The Music - Getaway 24. Coldplay - The Scientist 25. Primal Scream - Moving It Up (3rd Scream Link) 26. No Doubt - Underneath It All 27. David Gray - Dead In The Water
Its like a Kill Television Presenters Careers Week and today its the BBC's Angus Deayton, the host of Have I Got News For You. It has been quite a year for male TV presenters what with Leslie, Theakston, Barrymore etc. In the 5 news John Leslies contract has been terminated by This Morning after he refused to confirm or deny the allegations made against him. All we need now is Jim Davidson to be caught with a goat and my life will be complete.
Dave and Chris went out to the pub after the show last night. Daves girlfriend gave him permission. This set them up talking about telling porkies to their girlfriends to keep them happy. Chris asked whether he should tell his current girlfriend stories about his ex with or without them knowing the person he is mentioning. Chris comes up with the outcome that all women are mad. Chris set some scenarios up to the rest of the team.
Chris wrote a sketch regarding Deayton that had to be cleared and it was not allowed for broadcast. They deemed it ill advised. Will supposedly went for a weeks legal training but seems to have forgotten everything. Dudley and Massey refused so they had a whole hour to fill with no material.
3 of S Club will be on the show next week but alas I wont be here. Vinny Jones will be in on Monday plugging his swing album. Chris questioned the new Nirvana track. He said that it was probably a Kurt out take that he wasnt happy with and thats why its took them 8 years to release it. I think you will find Chris that its taken that long because of the legal wrangles between Kurts widow Courtney Love and the other members of Nirvana. Chris managed to eek out the 4:30 news so he had less time to fill later by talking to the sport monkey about Gooners having no sense of humour in pubs. Chris had a Guess Who and a Guess What. It was Chris Martin of Coldplay and he was running.
Chris got some free Mars Mousse so decided to play the Ugh game. Everytime Aled said Ugh on the Fame Academy Update he had to eat a scoop some mousse. 2 sentences gone and Aled stuttered and went Ugh. Nigel was not a happy bunny after being put on probation again. He belittled Carries voice techniques. Malachy showed his penis to the girls. Marli did a striptease. Lionel Richie came into the Fame Academy today and gave them a masterclass and will sing with Lemar on Friday night. Aled is going up to interview Lionel & Lemar tonight. Chris asked Aled to start the interview by saying hello straight to Lionels face. Grade A Sinead will be doing her rendition of Avril Lavigne Complicated on Fridays show. Aled started Ugh-ing on purpose because he liked the mousse.
Chris complained that Will has been mardy all day. Chris dialled up Radio 1 to show what options are available. Thats how little material he had today. They decided to pick Dave Pearce Go Off On One feature. They decide to record a message as Camp Charles from Liverpool.
Big Blubber 2
Aled - Outstanding this week, very good on the blip machine
Will - Last ditch attempt to tone his body before his holiday. LIZZIE RETURNS NEXT WEEK TO REPLACE HIM
Dave - Reliable as ever. Seems to be happy with playing football afterwards
Chris - Redeemed himself and gave a good run, needs to hone his footie skills though
ALED WINS THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE AWARD BUT STILL BOTTOM
Current Table
1. Will 12pts
2. Dave 11pts
3. Chris 10pts
4. Aled 9pts
Daves Tedious Link
Neneh Cherry Buffalo Stance - Buffaloes are like Bullocks - Bullocks are large hairy creatures that like a dip in the water to cool down - Phil Cool made a living in the 80's by pulling funny faces making him something of a cult - The only 2 original members of the Cult are LA Based Evertonian Ian Astbury and Mancunian Guitar legend Billy Duffy - Billy shares his surname with Patrick Duffy who played both Bobby Ewing in Dallas and the Man from Atlantis, which was set under water - Another famous book that was set underwater was 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea by Jules Verne - Jules Verne is often mistaken for Jules Rimet who invented the World Cup - The last World Cup was in Japan and South Korea - The capital of South Korea is Seoul - Soul Man was a 1967 hit for Sam & Dave and also featured on the soundtrack to the classic film Soul Man starring Thomas Howell - Howl is a sound by a pack of wolves - Wolves are related to dogs - Dogs are not allowed on buses except of course for Guide Dogs - Large buses with 2 floors are called Double Deckers - If theres nowhere to sit downstairs you might as well try to look for a seat in the top deck by Movin On Up - Which links us to Movin On Up by Primal Scream
Its like a Kill Television Presenters Careers Week and today its the BBC's Angus Deayton, the host of Have I Got News For You. It has been quite a year for male TV presenters what with Leslie, Theakston, Barrymore etc. In the 5 news John Leslies contract has been terminated by This Morning after he refused to confirm or deny the allegations made against him. All we need now is Jim Davidson to be caught with a goat and my life will be complete.
Dave and Chris went out to the pub after the show last night. Daves girlfriend gave him permission. This set them up talking about telling porkies to their girlfriends to keep them happy. Chris asked whether he should tell his current girlfriend stories about his ex with or without them knowing the person he is mentioning. Chris comes up with the outcome that all women are mad. Chris set some scenarios up to the rest of the team.
Chris wrote a sketch regarding Deayton that had to be cleared and it was not allowed for broadcast. They deemed it ill advised. Will supposedly went for a weeks legal training but seems to have forgotten everything. Dudley and Massey refused so they had a whole hour to fill with no material.
3 of S Club will be on the show next week but alas I wont be here. Vinny Jones will be in on Monday plugging his swing album. Chris questioned the new Nirvana track. He said that it was probably a Kurt out take that he wasnt happy with and thats why its took them 8 years to release it. I think you will find Chris that its taken that long because of the legal wrangles between Kurts widow Courtney Love and the other members of Nirvana. Chris managed to eek out the 4:30 news so he had less time to fill later by talking to the sport monkey about Gooners having no sense of humour in pubs. Chris had a Guess Who and a Guess What. It was Chris Martin of Coldplay and he was running.
Chris got some free Mars Mousse so decided to play the Ugh game. Everytime Aled said Ugh on the Fame Academy Update he had to eat a scoop some mousse. 2 sentences gone and Aled stuttered and went Ugh. Nigel was not a happy bunny after being put on probation again. He belittled Carries voice techniques. Malachy showed his penis to the girls. Marli did a striptease. Lionel Richie came into the Fame Academy today and gave them a masterclass and will sing with Lemar on Friday night. Aled is going up to interview Lionel & Lemar tonight. Chris asked Aled to start the interview by saying hello straight to Lionels face. Grade A Sinead will be doing her rendition of Avril Lavigne Complicated on Fridays show. Aled started Ugh-ing on purpose because he liked the mousse.
Chris complained that Will has been mardy all day. Chris dialled up Radio 1 to show what options are available. Thats how little material he had today. They decided to pick Dave Pearce Go Off On One feature. They decide to record a message as Camp Charles from Liverpool.
Big Blubber 2
Aled - Outstanding this week, very good on the blip machine
Will - Last ditch attempt to tone his body before his holiday. LIZZIE RETURNS NEXT WEEK TO REPLACE HIM
Dave - Reliable as ever. Seems to be happy with playing football afterwards
Chris - Redeemed himself and gave a good run, needs to hone his footie skills though
ALED WINS THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE AWARD BUT STILL BOTTOM
Current Table
1. Will 12pts
2. Dave 11pts
3. Chris 10pts
4. Aled 9pts
Daves Tedious Link
Neneh Cherry Buffalo Stance - Buffaloes are like Bullocks - Bullocks are large hairy creatures that like a dip in the water to cool down - Phil Cool made a living in the 80's by pulling funny faces making him something of a cult - The only 2 original members of the Cult are LA Based Evertonian Ian Astbury and Mancunian Guitar legend Billy Duffy - Billy shares his surname with Patrick Duffy who played both Bobby Ewing in Dallas and the Man from Atlantis, which was set under water - Another famous book that was set underwater was 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea by Jules Verne - Jules Verne is often mistaken for Jules Rimet who invented the World Cup - The last World Cup was in Japan and South Korea - The capital of South Korea is Seoul - Soul Man was a 1967 hit for Sam & Dave and also featured on the soundtrack to the classic film Soul Man starring Thomas Howell - Howl is a sound by a pack of wolves - Wolves are related to dogs - Dogs are not allowed on buses except of course for Guide Dogs - Large buses with 2 floors are called Double Deckers - If theres nowhere to sit downstairs you might as well try to look for a seat in the top deck by Movin On Up - Which links us to Movin On Up by Primal Scream
