The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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UGLYBOB SHOCKER - ULRIKA HASNT SHAGGED ME

1. Avril Lavigne - Complicated 2. So Solid Crew - 21 Seconds 3. Dove - Caught By The River 4. Alicia Keys/Eve - Gangsta Lovin 5. Who Da Funk - Shiny Disco Balls NEWS 6. Craig David - Whats Ur Flava 7. Ian Van Dahl - Try 8. Oasis - Merry Xmas Everybody 9. Fat Joe - Whats Luv (Holy Macaroni on UK Bilge Ad) 10. Jakatta/Seal - My Vision 11. Blu Cantrell - Hit Em Up Style 12. The Calling - Adrienne 13. N.O.R.E - Nothing NEWS 14. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You 15. U2 - Electrical Storm 16. Las Ketchup - Ketchup Song (Tom Selleck Magnum PE Advert) 17. Sugababes - Freak Like Me NEWS 18. Foo Fighters - All My Life 19. Blue - Fly By 20. Blak Twang - Rotten (SportTalk) 21. Milky - Just The Way You Are 22. Big Brovas - Nu Flow 23. Green Day - Basket Case 24. Pink - Just Like A Pill 25. Shaggy - Hey Sexy Lady

Show started off predictably with the show going off the air and a nervous person saying that the show would be back soon as there were technical difficulties. They played some suitable cheesy music.
Aled was home by 7pm so he could watch Chris for the first time. Funnily enough this site went down as well. Spooky or what. Last night debacle of a TV Show was the main topic point. Aled said go and scratch in Wales. The football was also awful so today the team decided to become Welsh. Dave didnt know where Macedonia even was. I have to admit neither do I really, I expect its below Russia.
Chris laments the Las Ketchup song and says that its in the Top 10 worst ever records. Im against Dave and Chris this time as I dont mind it and I think its quite catchy. If your talking worst records, try DJ Otzi instead.

Craig Or David Day 4
Line 1 - Matt, from Bristol, a non listener to the show boooo
Line 2 - Emma, from Lincoln
1. Founder member of Right Said Fred with brother Richard Fairbrass? Answer - Craig Fairbrass
2. Husband of Victoria Beckham? Answer - David Beckham
3. American Movie Director famous for Twin Peaks? Answer - David Lynch
4. Soon to be Ex England Goalkeeper? Answer - David Seaman
5. Famous 60's British Photographer? Answer - David Bailey
6. White Haired Cricket Legend? Answer - David Gower
Matt wins on Tie Break

It is now seeming to be a regular occurrence that Aled is getting told off by Chris. Today he told Chris Oasis was on track 7 when it was track 9 and the caller Matt said he didnt know the rules when Chris asked him if he did. Aled claimed that he told him the rules before putting him through but that he got nervous. Chris also berated him for putting another caller through that was in the car. Chris got an email from an Ex worker at Stringfellows called Cherokee. Dave thought she might have been an Ex bouncer so Chris asked her to email or send a picture in. Chris recalled the time they went to Stringfellows and Dave fell asleep at it, possibly the only man to fall asleep at a strip joint on purpose. Dave said it was because they were working on the 4am slot.
Eminem and Wyclef Jean are both 30 today. Tonight at 9pm on Channel 4, Ulrika Jonsson: The Trouble With Men. Chris advised to set to tape to long play because theres been hundreds. The talk came to what the team were doing tonight. Dave doesnt feel like going out. Chris said that it was because he was under the thumb and his forehead is like a permanent Ash Wednesday with her thumb on his head. Dave asked if that was a religious statement and Chris ordered him not to take the pee out of his religion or he and God would open a can of whoopass on both of their asses. Dave whispered Rosary Beads and started giggling and Chris challenged Will to a fight and off goes the show and the cheesy music again with the nervous bloke.

Part Two Craig Or David
Line 1 - Jenny, From Kent
Line 2 - Andy, From Southampton
1. American Actor and husband of Courtney Cox? Answer - David Arquette
2. American Street Magician? Answer - David Blaine
3. Former Everton player who joined Blackburn in 1999? Answer - Craig Short
4. American Chat Show Host legend? Answer - David Letterman
5. Former Talking Heads frontman back in limelight after song Lazy with Xpress 2? Answer - David Byrne

FA ALED
Chris and Marli snogged in a Truth Or Dare game
Ainsley isnt happy with the new guy and went to hospital after he fell over.
Pippa thought she also broke bones after dancing.
They had an audio of Lemar singing Lets Stay Together (ahm, talented song writers they said... thats a cover!)
Dr Fox defended the show today, isnt that reason enough to hate it?

DAVES TEDIOUS LINK
RUN DMC & Aerosmith, Walk This Way - Walk rhyme with Pork (eh!) - Pork is related to Bacon - Richard Bacon started as a presenter on Blue Peter - Peter Mandelson is the MP for Hartlepool - Hartlepool are currently giving a trial to former Royle Family star Ralf Little - Ralf Little shares the same surname as Stuart Little who was a mouse - The plural of Mouse is mice - Mice are eaten by cats - Cats also like Fish - Fish live in the sea - Scampi also live in the sea - Scampi is served in a basket - Which links us to Green Day and Basket Case from 1994 (and not 1987 as Will said)

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