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- Mon Aug 19, 2002 5:38 pm
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Dave and Chris ran through the football results and through their predictions. Dave won a fiver but Chris refused to pay him for having earlier confused him so much that they both void the result. Dave enthused about the youth prodigy at Everton called Wayne Rooney. Lizzie admits that she has a soft spot for Arsenal. Maybe because they won the double last year and shes female. I have my handbags up already.
Chris has to see a sports therapist tomorrow because he is too tight. Chris said he did 8X400metre sprints today. Dave has a secret appointment tonight so he will miss the first half of the football. NO MATERIAL which meant he let the dullard callers on with as much IQ as Jade from Big Brother.
Chris talked about Status Quo song Jam Side Down which somehow got onto the toast landing on the floor and a cat landing on the floor theory. Heres the transcript.
Dave Loads of emails coming in about the whole cat toast thing, you know how we were talking before about Jam Side Up by Status Quo and then we were talking about cats, buttering cats and things
Chris No if you have a piece of toast with jam on one side, it will fall jam side down. If you drop a cat, it always lands on its paws. The story was, and its an old line, if you jammed up a cat and you dropped it, what side would it fall on?
Dave Well we got this email in from Robert Kent with an extract from an American magazine which held a competition inviting its readers to submit new scientific theories on any subject and below is the winner. It says that when a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet and when toast is dropped, it always lands butter side up therefore if a slice of toast is strapped to a cats back butter side up and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground and if enough toast laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high speed monorail sytem. And it sounds absurd BUT...
Chris Oh REALLY
Dave Ive had this same theory from all these physicists, science teachers whatever
Chris Dave, Dave, I refuse to believe there are physicists who listen to this show. Pee Artists but not physicists
Lizzie Please dont try this at home
Chris Yeah, you got cats at home havent you?
Lizzie Ive got three
Chris Can we borrow one of your cats, put some jam and butter on him on its back...
Lizzie Certainly not!
Dave No No, put it on the toast and just strap the toast to it
Chris Im not talking about putting it on top of the Empire State Building, im just saying drop it off the desk here
Lizzie No, my cat wouldnt like that
Chris What, dropping or putting the butter on it?
Lizzie My cat likes climbing trees, eating its dinner
Chris How about we chuck it from a tree?
Lizzie What you mean, strapping his dinner and dropping him from a tree?
Dave No, dropping the cat, from a safe distance obviously
Lizzie I cant condone that, thats shocking
Chris Well dont try it at home, especially if you dont have a cat, dont go out and find somebody elses and use your own bread
Will was off from the show today so Lizzie moved up but he was there in spirit as Sportalk, the 5 Live spoof football round up with the usual wrong clips and wrong info. Dave and Chris also featured on it as callers. It was far too long.
Chris wound up the Thong For Europe but the perv still asked for any fit girls to keep sending them in. Chris previewed tonights TV with Alan Partridge on at 10pm on BBC2. The new series of Alan Partridge will feature in the autumn. Scottie came in to talk about how he was at the taping of the show. Chris read from the paper that Glasgow Uni have scientifically found out that drinking does make people seem more attractive by 25%. They tested 120 people from the uni. Heres the story in full.
Want to be more attractive? -- then make sure those around you are having a drink. Scientists have found even modest amounts of alcohol will make the opposite sex appear better-looking. We have carried out experiments which show that what is known in the trade as the 'beer-goggle effect' does actually exist, Barry Jones, professor of psychology at Glasgow University, told Reuters on Monday.
The study of 120 male and female students found drinking up to four units of alcohol -- about two pints (one litre) of beer or four glasses of wine -- increased the perceived attractiveness of members of the opposite sex by about 25 percent. Jones said alcohol apparently stimulates a part of the brain called the nucleus accumbens, which judges facial attractiveness.
There is a strong link between facial attractiveness and signals about the quality of a potential mate, Jones said. The professor said the study had been prompted by the causal link between risky sex and alcohol consumption. Its findings come at a time when young people are increasingly binge drinking, which has serious health risks.
Daves Tedious Links
s express - express diaries - produce milk - milk goes well with coco pops and ricicles - ricicle ryhmes with icicles - icicles are normally associated with winter - in winter you wear woolly pullies - now woolly pully rhymes with woolly bully - a bull is a male cow - cows go moo - moo rhymes with foo - which links us to Foo Fighters and Monkey Wrench
Dave and Chris ran through the football results and through their predictions. Dave won a fiver but Chris refused to pay him for having earlier confused him so much that they both void the result. Dave enthused about the youth prodigy at Everton called Wayne Rooney. Lizzie admits that she has a soft spot for Arsenal. Maybe because they won the double last year and shes female. I have my handbags up already.
Chris has to see a sports therapist tomorrow because he is too tight. Chris said he did 8X400metre sprints today. Dave has a secret appointment tonight so he will miss the first half of the football. NO MATERIAL which meant he let the dullard callers on with as much IQ as Jade from Big Brother.
Chris talked about Status Quo song Jam Side Down which somehow got onto the toast landing on the floor and a cat landing on the floor theory. Heres the transcript.
Dave Loads of emails coming in about the whole cat toast thing, you know how we were talking before about Jam Side Up by Status Quo and then we were talking about cats, buttering cats and things
Chris No if you have a piece of toast with jam on one side, it will fall jam side down. If you drop a cat, it always lands on its paws. The story was, and its an old line, if you jammed up a cat and you dropped it, what side would it fall on?
Dave Well we got this email in from Robert Kent with an extract from an American magazine which held a competition inviting its readers to submit new scientific theories on any subject and below is the winner. It says that when a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet and when toast is dropped, it always lands butter side up therefore if a slice of toast is strapped to a cats back butter side up and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground and if enough toast laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high speed monorail sytem. And it sounds absurd BUT...
Chris Oh REALLY
Dave Ive had this same theory from all these physicists, science teachers whatever
Chris Dave, Dave, I refuse to believe there are physicists who listen to this show. Pee Artists but not physicists
Lizzie Please dont try this at home
Chris Yeah, you got cats at home havent you?
Lizzie Ive got three
Chris Can we borrow one of your cats, put some jam and butter on him on its back...
Lizzie Certainly not!
Dave No No, put it on the toast and just strap the toast to it
Chris Im not talking about putting it on top of the Empire State Building, im just saying drop it off the desk here
Lizzie No, my cat wouldnt like that
Chris What, dropping or putting the butter on it?
Lizzie My cat likes climbing trees, eating its dinner
Chris How about we chuck it from a tree?
Lizzie What you mean, strapping his dinner and dropping him from a tree?
Dave No, dropping the cat, from a safe distance obviously
Lizzie I cant condone that, thats shocking
Chris Well dont try it at home, especially if you dont have a cat, dont go out and find somebody elses and use your own bread
Will was off from the show today so Lizzie moved up but he was there in spirit as Sportalk, the 5 Live spoof football round up with the usual wrong clips and wrong info. Dave and Chris also featured on it as callers. It was far too long.
Chris wound up the Thong For Europe but the perv still asked for any fit girls to keep sending them in. Chris previewed tonights TV with Alan Partridge on at 10pm on BBC2. The new series of Alan Partridge will feature in the autumn. Scottie came in to talk about how he was at the taping of the show. Chris read from the paper that Glasgow Uni have scientifically found out that drinking does make people seem more attractive by 25%. They tested 120 people from the uni. Heres the story in full.
Want to be more attractive? -- then make sure those around you are having a drink. Scientists have found even modest amounts of alcohol will make the opposite sex appear better-looking. We have carried out experiments which show that what is known in the trade as the 'beer-goggle effect' does actually exist, Barry Jones, professor of psychology at Glasgow University, told Reuters on Monday.
The study of 120 male and female students found drinking up to four units of alcohol -- about two pints (one litre) of beer or four glasses of wine -- increased the perceived attractiveness of members of the opposite sex by about 25 percent. Jones said alcohol apparently stimulates a part of the brain called the nucleus accumbens, which judges facial attractiveness.
There is a strong link between facial attractiveness and signals about the quality of a potential mate, Jones said. The professor said the study had been prompted by the causal link between risky sex and alcohol consumption. Its findings come at a time when young people are increasingly binge drinking, which has serious health risks.
Daves Tedious Links
s express - express diaries - produce milk - milk goes well with coco pops and ricicles - ricicle ryhmes with icicles - icicles are normally associated with winter - in winter you wear woolly pullies - now woolly pully rhymes with woolly bully - a bull is a male cow - cows go moo - moo rhymes with foo - which links us to Foo Fighters and Monkey Wrench
