[Sidders]

Wasn't Cliff Richard born in India? Doesn't that make him Indian.
Bono certainly ain't british, so god knows what he's doing on there.

[Uglybob]

if Bono can get in and he isnt British, how is George Best not in there

[Sidders]

And Tony Blair?? What's all that about?

[MK Chris]

Julie Andrews - You're kidding, right? A crap singer and actress. Mary Poppins? Mary Make-me-want-to-pop-pills-while-that-bloody-film-is-on.
David Attenborough - Likes animals a bit too much.
David Beckham - Man Utd. Nuff said.
Tony Blair - Politician. Nuff said.
Richard Branson - Responsible for hours of making me sit on a train, late for work with nothing to do.
Charlie Chaplin - Couldn't even bloody talk
Geoffrey Chaucer - Wrote loads of poncey poems
Charles Darwin - Why? Because an apple fell on his head?
Charles Dickens - Most famous for "please sir I want some more." Wow.
Guy Fawkes - What? The guy tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament and is burnt millions of times every 5th November.
Stephen Hawking - Complicated electronic voice bloke
Eric Morecambe - He had such a great sense of humour - he even supported Luton
John Peel - Don't get me started
William Shakespeare - Responsible for hours of pointlessly learning old fashioned, out of date English that no-one uses any more.
Robbie Williams - Fair point. Endured Geri Hallewell for longer than I could have done.

[Dr_Funk]

"SPURS ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE - I KNOW TREASURE IT, IT WONT LAST FOR LONG ", yea tis a shame but we did sign a good un today.

COME ON THE GUNNERS!!!!
we may be behind after that poor showin against chelsea ... but we are still the best team in the league!!
and now the spurs have gone and pissed me off by signin robbie keane!!
gonna destroy his career ... look wat you did to Rebrov!!!!
grrrrrrr

hehehe can i just mention how funny that whole roy keane incident was??
the first tackle when mcateer milled him and he started tellin him to "put it in your book" hehehehehe

COME ON ARSENAL!!!

[Dr_Funk]

Ok the word ársenal got censored there for some reason ... thats an insult!!!!

[Mr Dion]

lol no black "great" britains. I shouldnt think anyone is gona cry over this little pole. I expect they are going to may more attnetion to Mr Dions next pole than they are to this.

Lets not forget the public are stupid, thats why we have educated people voted in by the public to run the country. You see, democracy does work.

to be fair, i havent posted a poll on these boards big lad....think before u post...a wise poster once suggested that to me.

[Tall Pall]

Hey hey, I prefer big man on campus

Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realise. Wait yes I did, look at the irony. It’s another one of my cleverly concealed jokes. I do this with nearly every joke erm post, clever isn’t it?

[Mr Dion]

wotever floats ur boat big lad

*looks real hard* mmmm, nope still cant see the irony

[Tall Pall]

You pointed out that one of my sentences was incorrect, this sentance was then followed by me criticising the public at large for being stupid. Let it be told in the style of stand up comedy so all can perceive...

Angry Scot Comedian: “I can perform medical procedures here for you tonight on the stage, if anyone in our crowd has a medical condition, I will cure you now. I swear on my mothers dog its true. You don’t believe me?”
Cheeky Chapy in the crowd: “Like hell you can”
Angry Scot Comedian (now acting sarcastic and hurt at the same time): “oh so you don’t believe me eh? Well Ill prove it to you, come on there has to be someone with a condition that needs an operation?”
#Very Fat Man stands up#
Very Fat Man: I need a heart bypass because I’m seriously ill.
Angry Scot Comedian: I said I could do surgery not commit f[h]ucking miracles.

Well now, that explained my point perfectly well didn’t it?

[Mr Dion]

ahh now i see!! that last post explained it....u were wrong. its all good now.

[tomwhite]

Charles Darwin - Why? Because an apple fell on his head?

I think you'll find that was Isaac Newton

[Gordon_the_Cromag]

daily thompson is a great black britian

[TJD]

Charles Darwin - Why? Because an apple fell on his head?

I think you'll find that was Isaac Newton

nah, i doubt it, if sir Isaac Newton fell on Darwin's head probably would have been knocked unconscious.

[The Peter Kay Fan]

Frank Bruno could have been the great black brit?
or perhaps linford christie

[MK Chris]

Charles Darwin - Why? Because an apple fell on his head?

I think you'll find that was Isaac Newton

Right, I take that one back...

[kendra k]

he married his cousin.